DC Trawler

Somebody’s Putting Up Unnerving Baby-Doll Faces All Over Denver

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I visited Denver once, and while it was nice enough, I don’t think I could live in a place where there’s not enough air for everybody. Long-term oxygen deprivation can’t be good for you, and clearly, living at such a high altitude has driven some Denverites out of their minds.

Fox 31, Denver:

It’s harmless enough, I suppose. And hipsters seem to like it. If it gives them something to talk about on their podcasts and whatnot, I guess that’s okay.

Although I can’t help imagining a pile of faceless little baby dolls in the filthy basement of a serial killer…