And now for the dumbest part of our week…
I have to give it to him. MSNBC’s Chris Hayes cleaned the floor this week with his dumb tweets. I was initially only going to feature number five, but kept stumbling across other dumb shit on his mind.
Hayes tries to act all stupid about the Kardashians
5. “Yesterday was the day the internet finally made me google Blac Chyna. I also learned there is a male Kardashian! Big day.” — Chris Hayes.
A humblebrag with a sprinkling of fake humility
4. “Very occasionally someone will tell me I helped change their mind on something and I’m always shocked.” — Chris Hayes.
And to think a simple ‘thank you’ would have sufficed
3. Upon getting a compliment on a segue between two stories, Hayes says, “We were pretty proud of it, ourselves.”
Unnecessary information sharing…
2. “If there cameras on me while I was swiping my Metrocard I would 100% definitely screw it up and get a ‘please swipe again.’ Pressure!” — Chris Hayes.
Who cares about Haye’s annoying ‘lessons’ of adulthood?
1. “If I had to sum up the single lesson of adulthood I have to keep relearning it would be: Almost Everything Is Harder Than It Looks.” — Chris Hayes.