DC Trawler

There Was A Pissing Match At The RNC

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No, not between Donald Trump and whoever said something bad about him on cable news within the previous 10 minutes. Not that kind of pissing match. I’m talking about actual piss.

KPLC-TV (emphasis mine):

Hundreds of protesters and police took over Public Square in downtown Tuesday afternoon. Some of the larger groups dispersed just after 5 p.m., but about 10-20 new protesters arrived with masks on. Heavy law enforcement presence remained for several hours…

Activists from Black Lives Matter, Westboro Baptist Church and the KKK were in the square and, at one time, were said to be throwing urine at each other.

KPLC 7 News, Lake Charles, Louisiana

I’ve been trying to think about the RNC as little as possible, because life is depressing enough as it is. But this cheered me up a bit. As a matter of principle, I don’t condone people throwing urine at each other. That’s just barbaric. But as long as no civilians get caught in the crossfire, I can’t think of any three groups more deserving of getting drenched in piss: BLM, Westboro, and the KKK. Racists, homophobes, and more racists. Soak ’em all in each other’s stinky golden effluvia. Hell, put it on pay-per-view. I’d shell out a few bucks to watch all those morons debase each other and themselves. Beats listening to Reince.

What do you suppose the fall of the Roman Empire would’ve looked like if they’d had a 24/7 news cycle? I can’t imagine it’d be much different.

(Hat tip: NY Post)

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