DC Trawler

Welcome Back, Anthony Weiner’s Penis

If you had told me a few years ago that I’d ever get tired of Anthony Weiner sending dick pics to a woman who isn’t his wife, I wouldn’t have believed you. But at this point in 2016, not even Carlos Danger’s latest attempt to ruin his life can cheer me up.

Rebecca Rosenberg and Bruce Golding, NY Post:

While his wife, Huma Abedin, travels the country campaigning for Hillary Clinton, the disgraced ex-congressman has been sexting with a busty brunette out West — and even sent her a lurid crotch shot with his toddler son in the picture, The Post has learned.

The stay-at-home cad shot the revealing photo while discussing massage parlors “near my old apartment” shortly after 3 a.m. on July 31, 2015, a screen shot of the exchange shows…

“You do realize you can see you[r] Weiner in that pic??” the woman wrote.

Moments after forwarding the photo, Weiner freaked out over the possibility he had accidentally posted it publicly — just as he did during the infamous episode that forced him to resign from Congress in 2011.

You can find the photo in question, as well as blurred-out pics of his anonymous correspondent and various other lurid details, at the link. In all fairness, I can’t say I blame him for his interest.

It’s one thing for him to take snapshots of his junk and send them to strangers. Lord knows, that’s nothing new for Anthony Weiner. But putting his own child in the picture? What sort of message is that supposed to send to the recipient? “Here’s my penis, and here’s something I made with it. Wanna give it a go?”

But even weirder than that, the Post claims that the woman is a Trump supporter and an NRA member “who’s used Twitter to bash both President Obama and Clinton.” I don’t understand why a woman would carry on any sort of correspondence with Anthony Weiner in the first place, even if she agreed with him politically. But a Trumpkin? Sorry, lady, but this seems like a really weird way to #MAGA.

I’d feel bad for Huma’s suffering, if she weren’t complicit in the ongoing criminal enterprise that is the Clinton family. As it is, I’m glad she can’t divorce this guy until after the election. Hillary stood by her man, and so will her surrogate daughter.

Anthony Weiner is going to keep doing this, over and over, no matter how much it humiliates his family.

Good thing he’s a Democrat!

P.S. Life comes at you fast…

P.P.S. Welp, time to take my crystal ball back to the shop!