People are really not looking forward to Amy Schumer’s new movie “Snatched” with Goldie Hawn, and are sharing on Twitter everything they’d rather do than watch the upcoming flick.
The movie, which was released in theaters today, is about a mother and daughter duo who get kidnapped while on vacation, but people don’t seem to care too much about the plot.
I’d rather smoke John Madden’s belly button lint out of an 8 foot bong. https://t.co/30kCxfIJnO
— ScottlnSC (@ScottlnSC) May 12, 2017
The film currently has 38 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes and 2.5/10 stars on IMDB.
@Cinemark @amyschumer @goldiehawn I’m going to be busy giving myself multiple paper cuts in the eye and soaking them in lemon juice instead. Maybe another time.
— Robert_Taylor (@robo_taylor) May 12, 2017
@Cinemark @amyschumer @goldiehawn I’ll be busy skinning myself alive. Maybe next time.
— Chris Drew (@cdpivo) May 12, 2017
@Cinemark @amyschumer @goldiehawn no thanks, gonna roll around in broken glass and salt instead
— Scrappy (@vonscrappy) May 12, 2017
@amyschumer I’d rather have my eyelids ripped off than take my mom to that movie.
— LaMarcus Stainton (@ELwhiteLaMarcus) May 12, 2017
@amyschumer @goldiehawn I’d rather have double AIDS. No thanks.
— Chuck Burger (@Burger_Chucker) March 28, 2017
I would rather burn my money than to watch Amy Schumer. Thanks but no thanks pic.twitter.com/sMrH025uXO
— Joseph Hammad (@Hammad_26) May 10, 2017
Rt if you hate Amy Schumer and would rather cheese grate your eyeballs than watch anything she’s starred in
— saetin (@dietaesthetic) May 12, 2017
i would rather poke both of my eyes out w/ a fork than watch the new amy schumer movie
— r kelly (@kellyricee) May 12, 2017
@lenadunham @amyschumer I’d rather pay @MikeTyson to repeatedly punch me in the face than see that trash
— Jadam Zase#FinsUp (@DolphinsHope) May 12, 2017
I’d rather live in the woods the rest of my life than watch @amyschumer ‘s new movie “Snatched”
— Andrew Strzesynski (@andystrzes) May 11, 2017
Do you think Amy will blame this failure on “alt-right trolls,” too?