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Fancy Pelosi [PICTURES]

FADE IN:
INT. LAVISHLY DECORATED UNDERGROUND LAIR, NIGHT

CHUCK SCHUMER and NANCY PELOSI are enjoying tea and caviar, paid for by the taxpayers they squeeze for everything they’ve got.

SCHUMER:
Did you like the way I cried because of the travel ban?

PELOSI:
I did indeed. Wait, you don’t seriously want those dirty refugees in your neighborhood, do you?

SCHUMER:
Oh, heavens no! The real estate values would plummet!

PELOSI and SCHUMER laugh haughtily.

GEORGE SOROS enters the room, saying nothing and grinning in a creepy manner.

PELOSI and SCHUMER:
George!

SOROS sits down at their table and stares at PELOSI.

PELOSI:
George, stop it! Thanks for the anniversary present, by the way. Wherever did you acquire diamond-encrusted panda fillet?

SOROS laughs and pulls off his mask to reveal his true identity as a reptilian. PELOSI and SCHUMER follow suit.

Isn’t that a scary story. Enjoy the slideshow of Nancy Pelosi lookin’ fancy!

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  • The very definition of poise and elegance. (Photoshop by Mike Raust)
  • She's ready for her debut at the Open Society ball. (Photoshop by Mike Raust)
  • Fancy Pelosi is an aristocratic woman of leisure with a passion for gamesmanship. (Photoshop by Mike Raust)
  • Chuck Schumer always knows the right things to say! (Photoshop by Mike Raust)
  • She looks smug as a pug in this one. (Photoshop by Mike Raust)

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