INT. LAVISHLY DECORATED UNDERGROUND LAIR, NIGHT
CHUCK SCHUMER and NANCY PELOSI are enjoying tea and caviar, paid for by the taxpayers they squeeze for everything they’ve got.
Did you like the way I cried because of the travel ban?
I did indeed. Wait, you don’t seriously want those dirty refugees in your neighborhood, do you?
Oh, heavens no! The real estate values would plummet!
PELOSI and SCHUMER laugh haughtily.
GEORGE SOROS enters the room, saying nothing and grinning in a creepy manner.
PELOSI and SCHUMER:
SOROS sits down at their table and stares at PELOSI.
George, stop it! Thanks for the anniversary present, by the way. Wherever did you acquire diamond-encrusted panda fillet?
SOROS laughs and pulls off his mask to reveal his true identity as a reptilian. PELOSI and SCHUMER follow suit.
Isn’t that a scary story. Enjoy the slideshow of Nancy Pelosi lookin’ fancy!