In extremely Russian news, a drunk man rammed a stolen armored personnel carrier into a storefront window, got out, and grabbed a bottle of wine.
The event took place in Apatity, a small town in northern Russia Wednesday morning, Reuters reports.
The man originally stole the vehicle from a a “motorsport training ground” nearby, drove it through a forest, and then finally through the window of a convenience store. Witnesses describe the man as being drunk, to no one’s surprise.
He also crushed a car during his joyride.
The man was subsequently arrested, but the locals weren’t really that impressed.
“Basically some guy stole an armored vehicle… and went into a shop to top up his stocks in the morning,” a social media user described.
As always, Russia delivers in the crazy-but-hilariously-entertaining news category.
But, let’s be honest, what else are you gonna do in a town that’s barely south of the Arctic circle? I don’t blame the man for taking a joyride in that vehicular behemoth. Looks pretty fun.
Next time just stay sober and don’t steal the thing, OK?