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Drunk Russian Steals Wine After Crashing Armored Personnel Carrier Into Store [VIDEO]

In extremely Russian news, a drunk man rammed a stolen armored personnel carrier into a storefront window, got out, and grabbed a bottle of wine.

The event took place in Apatity, a small town in northern Russia Wednesday morning, Reuters reports.

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The man originally stole the vehicle from a a “motorsport training ground” nearby, drove it through a forest, and then finally through the window of a convenience store. Witnesses describe the man as being drunk, to no one’s surprise.

He also crushed a car during his joyride.

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The man was subsequently arrested, but the locals weren’t really that impressed.

“Basically some guy stole an armored vehicle… and went into a shop to top up his stocks in the morning,” a social media user described.

As always, Russia delivers in the crazy-but-hilariously-entertaining news category.

But, let’s be honest, what else are you gonna do in a town that’s barely south of the Arctic circle? I don’t blame the man for taking a joyride in that vehicular behemoth. Looks pretty fun.

Next time just stay sober and don’t steal the thing, OK?