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What A Hoss! Gargantuan Alligator Spotted Doing Its Best Dinosaur Impression On Florida Golf Course

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Andrew Powell Sports and Entertainment Blogger
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Dinosaurs are still amongst us.

At a Florida golf course near Rotonda West, a gargantuan alligator was spotted casually walking across a fairway and holy hell, this boy is a hoss.

Shared on social media by WINK News’ Matt Devitt, the video shows an alligator doing its best dinosaur impression, and it’s even better than that. Judging by how this guy was walking, you know that he knows that he’s a complete G. I mean, damn, just wait until you see this gator‘s demeanor.

And another thing that you’ll notice: This alligator knows that Florida is his kingdom. As you’ll see in the clip, a golf cart comes up to the beast, and my man isn’t fazed whatsoever.

Swag, just pure swag this alligator has.

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This gator is the second biggest thing I’ve seen all day … the Diddy story would be first.

Speaking of the Diddy story, and I’m going to be careful with what I say because there’s a ton of crazy rumors out here, but … WOOOOOOOOW.

As a huge fan of Hip Hop, somebody who used to be deep in the industry, it’s absolutely bananas the allegations that Diddy’s being hit with and it’s some jaw-dropping ish what the streets are talking about with this situation. (RELATED: ‘They’re Turning The Frogs Gay’: Sean Strickland Drops Outright Hilarious Post About The State Of America)

Like I said … I’m gonna be careful with what I say … but I always had a funny feeling about that dude. And here we go.

Plus, I’m one of those Hip Hop Illuminati believers. I’ve been waiting for stuff like this to come out for years now.