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Ebola is on the rampage, with nearly 700 dead and two American missionaries infected in the worst outbreak in history. Ebola -- that's the incurable disease that causes your entire body to hemorrhage until you bleed death from every orifice. That hurts. Raising the question: How the hell do you get Ebola?

This Is What The Civil Rights Movement Is Doing For You Today

9:55 PM 07/29/2014

There aren't a lot of things more off-putting than whining about your circumstances. The average friend will tolerate approximately two "I-work-too-muchs," three "my-back-hurts" and four "it's-too-hots/it's-too-colds." Among lovers, that number climbs about 20 percent in the first three years, but declines dramatically after marriage.

Hard Copy: A Vodka As Delicious As Moonshine, And A Whiskey To Boot

12:15 AM 07/09/2014

Some folks tell us that in the spring and summer months, it's important to switch to a clear liquor. None of that whiskey, they tell us, as we clutch a bourbon, sweating and swaying in the hot son, hair wet, elbows scraped.

Sam Adams Is A Good Choice On America’s Birthday

12:03 AM 07/04/2014

It's July Fourth. Ninety damn degrees, if we're lucky. Dehydration, heat stroke. Barbeque, beer. Explosives. Whiskey.

Least Cool Man In America Rehabilitates Image In Nation’s Least Cool Magazine [VIDEO]

10:58 PM 06/18/2014

Al Gore has a plan for America. But in order to get the nation on board, he's got to convince us that's he's super cool.

The Media Is Missing The Point Of Cantor’s Defeat

11:53 PM 06/11/2014

Major media outlets are missing a major aspect of why House Majority Leader Rep. Eric Cantor was defeated Tuesday night, grassroots Virginia activists tell The Daily Caller.

In Defense Of Maureen Dowd

10:24 PM 06/04/2014

"Maureen Dowd is kind of an idiot" may sound like a strange way to start of an apologia for Maureen Dowd, but it's true. And it's important to get it out of the way before we get into the weeds. And by the weeds, we mean the hotel room.

US Knew Bowe Bergdahl Had Deserted, Investigated Him

4:47 PM 06/02/2014

As early as 2010, the Pentagon had confirmed that Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl had deserted his post in 2009, and even before he deserted he had been the subject of "a major classified file" by U.S. intelligence.

‘Bowe Bergdahl Is Not A Hero’ Tops Google Search Suggestions [PICTURE]

4:10 PM 06/02/2014

While the White House scrambles to explain its unilateral decision to trade the five top Taliban commanders held in Guantanamo Bay for captured Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, Google's top auto-filled suggested search is "bowe bergdahl is not a hero."

The Whiskey Diaries, Part V: You Don’t Know Dickel [VIDEOS]

12:38 PM 05/23/2014

The American Whiskey Trail is a journey. An American pilgrimage -- but instead of Mecca, we were headed to Nashville, where the men drink, the girls dance, and you only get stoned for it if you pay the man $20.

The Whiskey Diaries, Part IV: The Tattooed, Stripper Bachelorette Capital Of America [VIDEOS]

12:35 PM 05/22/2014

The American Whiskey Trail is a journey. An American pilgrimage -- but instead of Mecca, we were headed to Nashville, where the men drink, the girls dance, and you only get stoned for it if you pay the man $20.

The Whiskey Diaries, Part III: The Secret Of Woodford Reserve [VIDEOS]

9:08 AM 05/21/2014

The American Whiskey Trail is a journey. An American pilgrimage -- but instead of Mecca, we were headed to Nashville, where the men drink, the girls dance, and you only get stoned for it if you pay the man $20.

The Whiskey Diaries, Part II: This Is How Jim Beam’s Family Parties [VIDEO]

10:01 PM 05/19/2014

The American Whiskey Trail is a journey. An American pilgrimage -- but instead of Mecca, we were headed to Nashville, where the men drink, the girls dance, and you only get stoned for it if you pay the man $20.

The Whiskey Diaries, Part I: The Birth Of American Whiskey

8:34 PM 05/18/2014

The American Whiskey Trail is a journey. An American pilgrimage -- but instead of Mecca, we were headed to Nashville, where the men drink, the girls dance, and you only get stoned for it if you pay the man $20.

BEDFORD: Harry Reid’s Ingenious Plan To Retake The House

1:50 PM 05/08/2014

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid thinks he knows how to win in 2014.

Secretary Hillary — Now Decrying ‘Terrorism’ — Refused To Call Boko Haram A Terror Group

10:16 AM 05/08/2014

Since the kidnapping of nearly 300 girls, Hillary Clinton has risen to the fore of those demanding international action and calling Nigerian group Boko Haram terrorists.

Whiskey, Fashion, Betting: Three Things You MUST Know For The Kentucky Derby

2:33 PM 05/02/2014

Friday is Derby Eve. That is to say, Saturday is Derby Day. Which will be followed in short order by Sunday Funday.

A Message To MSNBC’s Ronan Farrow [VIDEO]

11:01 PM 04/29/2014

On Monday afternoon, MSNBC host Ronan Farrow sounded his Twitter trumpet, asking his dozens of adoring fans to "forget One Direction" and send him a video of what makes us "beautiful."

Media Matters Employees Are Now Publicly Attacking Their Bosses

12:50 PM 04/29/2014

Media Matters employees are furious that their bosses are trying to keep them from unionizing.