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Hey, they just found another Earthlike planet for us to destroy with our warming and climate-changing and such

Jim Treacher
              This undated publicity film image released by Paramount Pictures shows, Zachary Quinto, left, as Spock and Chris Pine as Kirk in a scene in the movie,

Scientists are awesome. One minute they're telling us that we all need to 1) Go back to living in caves, 2) Figure out some way to make windmills or solar power or algae cars feasible, or 3) Destroy the entire planet and everyone on it, just like Jor-El tried to warn everybody on Krypton.

Mentioning that Hillary Clinton will soon be a grandmother is ageist, because she’s a Democrat

12:12 PM 04/18/2014

Thank goodness for Twitter, or we might have to wait as long as an hour for our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters on the left to make complete fools of themselves.

Matt Labash is a Glasshole

10:53 AM 04/18/2014

Recently, Weekly Standard senior writer and erstwhile Daily Caller advice columnist Matt Labash was given the opportunity to be a Google Glass Explorer. In other words, he got to pay $1,500 plus tax for the privilege of walking around wearing the dumb things to annoy people.

Today’s academia: Allow your kid to quote Game of Thrones, get put on leave

3:17 PM 04/17/2014

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

              President Barack Obama eats an ice cream sundae at the UNH Dairy Bar, Monday, June 25, 2012, in Durham, N.H. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Chocolate, strawberry, or Viagra?

1:07 PM 04/17/2014

Eating too much ice cream can make your pants too tight. This new flavor only going to compound the problem.

Caption this: Barry & Joe take a selfie

9:37 AM 04/17/2014


Rapper cuts off own penis, jumps off balcony, and lives

5:06 PM 04/16/2014

I'm trying to figure out which part of that is the worst.

Hillary Clinton. Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images.

Top 10 things that are younger than Hillary Clinton

12:34 PM 04/16/2014

Hillary Clinton's supporters are starting to run into a problem: Not even her staunchest supporters can point to any of her achievements. Besides frequent flyer miles, of course!

              Ed Carpenter leads the field into the first turn at the start of the Indianapolis 500 auto race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Indianapolis Sunday, May 26, 2013. (AP Photo/AJ Mast)

Westboro Baptist Church plans to protest the Indy 500, because Jim Nabors

10:37 AM 04/16/2014

Just because Fred Phelps is now the guest of honor at Satan's eternal weenie-roast, that doesn't mean Fred's dimbulb acolytes are giving up.

              The mother of the two Boston bombing suspects, Zubeidat Tsarnaeva, is at a news conference in Makhachkala, the southern Russian province of Dagestan, Thursday, April 25, 2013. The father of the two Boston bombing suspects said Thursday that he is leaving Russia for the United States in the next day or two, but their mother said she was still thinking it over. (AP Photo/Musa Sadulayev)

CNN: Right-wing extremists kill more people than jihadists, as long as you dismiss any contradictory evidence and concoct some of your own

6:09 PM 04/15/2014

One year ago today, a couple of Muslim terrorists bombed the Boston Marathon. What better time to remind everyone that the real danger comes from those crazy teabaggers?

They can’t tax Remy’s genius

12:57 PM 04/15/2014

Happy Tax Day, peasants!

Watch this federal agent cause a traffic accident and then blame the victim [VIDEO]

11:47 AM 04/15/2014

The following happened in Queens, NY last week. Unfortunately for the U.S. Border Patrol agent who caused the accident and then lied about it, it's all on video.

Sergey Brin, CEO and co-founder of Google, wears a Google Glass during a product demonstration during Google I/O 2012 at Moscone Center in San Francisco, California June 27, 2012. REUTERS/Stephen Lam (UNITED STATES - Tags: BUSINESS SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY) - RTR348TI

Business Insider writer is mugged for his Google Glass, squeezes 800 words out of it

3:04 PM 04/14/2014

Sometimes a theft is just a theft. But not when the item being stolen is Google Glass, and especially not when the victim is a tech writer in San Francisco.

Harry Reid has a few things to say about the Koch brothers, Koch brothers, Koch brothers, Koch brothers, Koch brothers… [Video]

10:19 AM 04/14/2014

If you only have two minutes to spare for Harry Reid -- and I don't blame you -- this is a great way to spend them.

ABC News: Sorry about making it look like Brendan Eich has anything to do with Fred Phelps

3:18 PM 04/11/2014

Last week, Good Morning America reported on the campaign to oust Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich for the thoughtcrime of believing in the traditional definition of marriage. Of course, they weren't honest about it:

              FILE - In this July 19, 2012, file photo, Condoleezza Rice talks on the Stanford University campus in Palo Alto, Calif. Rice has joined CBS News as a contributor. CBS News Chairman Jeff Fager and president David Rhodes say Rice

Hey, let’s drop Drop Dropbox

2:08 PM 04/11/2014

What's Drop Dropbox, you ask? It's a bunch of racist misogynists who can't stand the idea of a black woman in a position of power.

The left took my Sebelius joke and ran with it

11:29 AM 04/11/2014

Yesterday, I said it sarcastically:

Watch Hillary Clinton dodge a thrown shoe in Vegas

9:51 AM 04/11/2014

At this point, it's unclear which particular awful Internet video caused someone to do this. But what difference, at this point, does it make?

U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius waits before testifying at the House Energy and Commerce Health Subcommittee on

Now that Obamacare is such a big success, Kathleen Sebelius is quitting

8:21 PM 04/10/2014

Buh-bye, Kathy.