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Call of Newbie: Poor loser calls SWAT on victor in video-game matchup

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              This undated publicity photo released by Activision shows concept art for the cover of the video game,

Nobody likes to lose. But most people can handle it better than the little crybaby in this next story.

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Obama skips his Auntie Zeituni’s funeral to play golf

11:30 AM 04/23/2014

Hey, it's not every day the guy gets to play golf. Just every other day.

Secretary of State John Kerry longs for the simple, carefree days of the first Cold War

5:16 PM 04/22/2014

Ah, the good old days. When you could sit on your back porch of an evenin', sippin' a nice cool glass of lemonade with your feet kicked up, scratchin' the ears of your trusty ol' hound dog while you contemplated the fiery destruction of the planet in a total thermonuclear war.

Media Matters’ War on Women continues

4:13 PM 04/22/2014

On Sunday's edition of Whatever That CNN Show with Brian Stelter Is Called, former CBS reporter Sharyl Attkisson kicked up a fuss when she speculated that Media Matters for America (David Brock's decades-long apology to the Clintons for telling the truth about them) had targeted her. Now MMFA is yelling at her and bullying her and doing all that usual, tedious nonsense. "Prove we targeted you! Prove we targeted you! Jump through our hoops! Do it now!"

Today is Earth Day, and NASA requires you to care

11:23 AM 04/22/2014

Remember way back when the National Aeronautics and Space Administration did stuff involving, y'know, aeronautics and space? Thank goodness those days are over! Now NASA is all about spending your tax dollars to promote leftist agenda items.

How to Make Yourself Sound Like a Woman-Hating Leftist 101

5:24 PM 04/21/2014

Good job, Josh.

Don’t worry about that whole Ukraine deal, America: Biden’s on the case

4:13 PM 04/21/2014

Oh, goodie.

Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) demonstrates railway safety by just about getting hit by train

11:47 AM 04/21/2014

Trains are dangerous. Also dangerous: Holding a press conference about how dangerous trains are, RIGHT NEXT TO THE FREAKING TRACK.

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NBC wants to know what’s wrong with David Gregory

9:30 AM 04/21/2014

You think you've got problems? Try being scofflaw gun criminal David Gregory. Not only are his ratings in the crapper, but now his bosses think he might be nuts!

              This undated publicity film image released by Paramount Pictures shows, Zachary Quinto, left, as Spock and Chris Pine as Kirk in a scene in the movie,

Hey, they just found another Earthlike planet for us to destroy with our warming and climate-changing and such

3:44 PM 04/18/2014

Scientists are awesome. One minute they're telling us that we all need to 1) Go back to living in caves, 2) Figure out some way to make windmills or solar power or algae cars feasible, or 3) Destroy the entire planet and everyone on it, just like Jor-El tried to warn everybody on Krypton.

Mentioning that Hillary Clinton will soon be a grandmother is ageist, because she’s a Democrat

12:12 PM 04/18/2014

Thank goodness for Twitter, or we might have to wait as long as an hour for our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters on the left to make complete fools of themselves.

Matt Labash is a Glasshole

10:53 AM 04/18/2014

Recently, Weekly Standard senior writer and erstwhile Daily Caller advice columnist Matt Labash was given the opportunity to be a Google Glass Explorer. In other words, he got to pay $1,500 plus tax for the privilege of walking around wearing the dumb things to annoy people.

Today’s academia: Allow your kid to quote Game of Thrones, get put on leave

3:17 PM 04/17/2014

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

              President Barack Obama eats an ice cream sundae at the UNH Dairy Bar, Monday, June 25, 2012, in Durham, N.H. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Chocolate, strawberry, or Viagra?

1:07 PM 04/17/2014

Eating too much ice cream can make your pants too tight. This new flavor only going to compound the problem.

Caption this: Barry & Joe take a selfie

9:37 AM 04/17/2014


Rapper cuts off own penis, jumps off balcony, and lives

5:06 PM 04/16/2014

I'm trying to figure out which part of that is the worst.

Hillary Clinton. Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images.

Top 10 things that are younger than Hillary Clinton

12:34 PM 04/16/2014

Hillary Clinton's supporters are starting to run into a problem: Not even her staunchest supporters can point to any of her achievements. Besides frequent flyer miles, of course!

              Ed Carpenter leads the field into the first turn at the start of the Indianapolis 500 auto race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Indianapolis Sunday, May 26, 2013. (AP Photo/AJ Mast)

Westboro Baptist Church plans to protest the Indy 500, because Jim Nabors

10:37 AM 04/16/2014

Just because Fred Phelps is now the guest of honor at Satan's eternal weenie-roast, that doesn't mean Fred's dimbulb acolytes are giving up.

              The mother of the two Boston bombing suspects, Zubeidat Tsarnaeva, is at a news conference in Makhachkala, the southern Russian province of Dagestan, Thursday, April 25, 2013. The father of the two Boston bombing suspects said Thursday that he is leaving Russia for the United States in the next day or two, but their mother said she was still thinking it over. (AP Photo/Musa Sadulayev)

CNN: Right-wing extremists kill more people than jihadists, as long as you dismiss any contradictory evidence and concoct some of your own

6:09 PM 04/15/2014

One year ago today, a couple of Muslim terrorists bombed the Boston Marathon. What better time to remind everyone that the real danger comes from those crazy teabaggers?