Jim Treacher

Cop-Killing Emojis Spraypainted Throughout Houston

If there's anything dumber than blaming the police for the actions of criminals, it's emojis.

U.S. President Barack Obama decries the arguments of his opponents as he delivers remarks on a nuclear deal with Iran at American University in Washington August 5, 2015.  REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

Obama Stares Down Glacier Or Something

11:17 AM 09/02/2015

The Greatest President in History is finally beginning to manage his expectations a bit. He may not be able to lower the rise of the oceans just yet, but he's still cooler than some big ice cube.

Planned Parenthood Kills Babies, Sells Them For Profit, And Lies About It

10:04 AM 09/02/2015

It was true before the first of these videos came out, and it's true now. Here's the ninth one.

#Hillary2016: Not Criminal, Just Incompetent

5:17 PM 08/31/2015

Hey, that's not me saying it. That's Team Hillary saying it.

Who Cares What A Mountain Is Named?

1:28 PM 08/31/2015

It'll never come when you call anyway.

Wes Craven, 1939-2015

12:21 PM 08/31/2015

Damn it.

Why Did Virginia State Police Delete Footage Of Vester Flanagan’s Crash Site?

9:38 AM 08/31/2015

Hours after Bryce Williams, AKA Vester Flanagan, shot three people on live television because he believed the words "field" and "swing" were racist, we were told that he had crashed his rental car on a Virginia highway and committed suicide before the police could apprehend him. Hours after that, we were told he had survived his suicide attempt and died later in the hospital.

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Animals Are Dumb, But People Are Dumber

3:11 PM 08/28/2015

I've said all I plan to say for now about our enemies in the Animal Kingdom. I'm not a fan, but at least none of them have ever done anything this stupid.

              FILE - In this April 24, 2012 file photo, NBC News anchor Brian Williams attends the TIME 100 gala, celebrating the 100 most influential people in the world, in New York. Williams will be off the air for a few weeks soon for surgery to replace a knee that was damaged in a high school football game decades ago. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini, File)

MSNBC Scales Back Hurricane Katrina Retrospective Because Of Brian Williams’ Huge Lies

1:27 PM 08/28/2015

It all started to fall apart for Brian Williams when somebody noticed that he claimed to have been shot down in Iraq, even though in the physical world he never got shot down in Iraq or anywhere else. Then people started doing some digging, and they found a bunch of other things he just plain made up. And now, it's starting to affect his brand-new home before he even moves in.

A man waves a rainbow flag while observing a gay pride parade in San Francisco, California June 28, 2015. REUTERS/Elijah Nouvelage

Racist Murderer Owned Divisive Flag [UPDATED]

10:20 AM 08/28/2015

Here's how you can take a huge news story and make it completely different, just by changing a few colors.

angry Muslim guy. Photo - memegenerator

#NotAllMuslims Keep Disabled Toronto Man Out Of Subsidized Housing

6:09 PM 08/27/2015

In any dispute between two groups of designated victims, Muslims win by default. Muslims vs. gays, Muslims vs. women, Muslims vs. ethnic minorities... even Muslims vs. people in wheelchairs.

Rev. Al Sharpton attends a news conference held to address local media reports regarding his relationship with the FBI during the 1980s in New York April 8, 2014. (REUTERS/Lucas Jackson)

MSNBC Keeps Al Sharpton On The Bus, But Moves Him To The Back

3:15 PM 08/27/2015

If you didn't have enough evidence already of the white supremacy that controls America, here you go.

Is Vester Lee Flanagan Another Jared Lee Loughner?

12:09 PM 08/27/2015

If you're not reading NRO's daily newsletter, Morning Jolt, you should check it out. As somebody who used to do The Daily Caller's morning newsletter, I know it's not always an easy job, and Jim Geraghty is a terrific writer. Take a minute and sign up for it.

Rob Delaney Is Really, Really, Really, Really Funny

3:36 PM 08/26/2015

If you don't know who Rob Delaney is, don't worry about it. If you're one of the few of us who do, then you know that success hasn't dulled his comedic edge one bit.

Bryce Williams, The Roanoke Shooter, Had A Twitter Account

12:32 PM 08/26/2015

The account has been suspended, but there's still a Google cache. I captured some screenshots and posted them back to Twitter. This is evidence and it needs to be preserved.

StemExpress And Planned Parenthood Make Lots Of Money Selling Aborted Babies

11:12 AM 08/26/2015

A month ago, a Los Angeles court put out a temporary restraining order to prevent the Center for Medical Progress from releasing any undercover video from their investigation of a "medical procurement" company called StemExpress. This week that order was lifted, and CMP just put out the video. I don't know about you, but I want to see what StemExpress is so worried about.

Cecil the lion is seen at Hwange National Parks in this undated handout picture received July 31, 2015. REUTERS/A.J. Loveridge/Handout via Reuters

Lions Are Not Our Friends

4:52 PM 08/25/2015

I was unaware of the following story earlier today when I educated you about the nature of, well, nature. But it only proves my point.

Team Hillary Uses A Whole Lot Of Brown Lipstick

1:28 PM 08/25/2015

How did Hillary Clinton allow herself to fall into her current predicament? How did she finally make a mistake so big, even the FBI can't ignore it? Why didn't anybody who cares about her well-being take her aside at any point and say, "Hey, I think this might be a real problem"?

(Photo: RAUL ARBOLEDA/AFP/GettyImages)

Animals Are Dumb

9:29 AM 08/25/2015

As my longtime readers know, I am not a fan of the panda. I have my reasons, which I may or may not share with the world at some point, but it all boils down to this: Pandas are ungrateful bastards, they're lucky that humans value aesthetics over utility, and each one of them that we permit to live equals another 50 pounds of bamboo per day that could be put to better use making chairs. If I had my way, they'd all be shoveled into a pit.