Jim Treacher

This Is My Last Blog Post At The Daily Caller Dot Com

Not a Rickroll, honest.

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 07:  Rep. Steve Scalise (L) (R-LA) answers questions during a press conference at the U.S. Capitol January 7, 2015 in Washington, DC. Boehner discussed priorities of the new U.S. Congress, and the recent attack in Paris during his remarks.  (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

Steve Scalise Returns To Congress

10:28 AM 09/28/2017

Remember when Steve Scalise was shot and almost killed? You might not, because the mainstream media dropped the story like a hot rock once it became clear that his attempted murderer was a Bernie Bro named James T. Hodgkinson. They couldn't blame right-wingers or the NRA or any of the other usual villains, so they just let the story fade away. Politicians who survive assassination attempts are only important if they're Democrats.

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Delanie Walker To Upset Titans Fans: ‘Don’t Come To The Game’

9:28 AM 09/28/2017

I'm not a fan of the sports, but I know a lot of people are. They like the base-ball and the basket-ball and the foot-ball and whatnot. It all seems like a lot of foofaraw to me, but it's not hurting anybody. Well, except for the players who suffer horrific, debilitating injuries for the pleasure of the crowd. But for everyone else, it's just a harmless diversion. That's why I have no problem following the advice of Delanie Walker of the Titans of Tennessee.

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Michelle Obama: Women Who Supported Trump ‘Voted Against Their Own Voice’

1:38 PM 09/27/2017

An obsession with identity politics is tearing apart the Democratic Party, if it hasn't been destroyed already. But the Dems can't stop. They can't help themselves. They keep insisting that you need to vote based on the least interesting thing about you: your race. Or, if that doesn't work, your gender. Or your sexual preferences, or which of the dozens of new genders you've decided you've always been, or whatever. You're not a person to the Democrats. You're not an individual. You're just part of a voting bloc, indistinguishable from everybody else who superficially resembles you.

Commie West Point Grad’s Dad: This Is Bad

10:11 AM 09/27/2017

Social media is a great way to connect with old friends, learn about all sorts of people across the globe, and completely ruin your career in an instant. That's what a young West Point graduate named Spenser Rapone is learning right now.

FILE PHOTO: People holding mobile phones are silhouetted against a backdrop projected with the Twitter logo in this illustration picture taken September 27, 2013. REUTERS/Kacper Pempel/Illustration/File Photo

POLL: What Will You Do With Twice As Many Characters On Twitter?

8:37 AM 09/27/2017

Twitter just announced that it's rolling out a new 280-character limit, doubling the current limit. I'm not sure about this move, because:

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Colorado’s ‘Mad Pooper’ Jogger May Be A Brain-Damaged Transsexual

2:41 PM 09/26/2017

Hey, I'm not the one saying it. I'm just passing it along.

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 12: Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton signs copies of her new book

Hillary Asks: Does Trump Know Puerto Ricans Are American Citizens?

12:00 PM 09/26/2017

You gotta hand it to our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters in the press. They couldn't drag Grandma over the finish line on Election Day, but they can keep dragging her into their studios to whine about the guy who defeated her.

DETROIT, MI - SEPTEMBER 24: Members of  the Detroit Lions take a knee during the playing of the national anthem prior to the start of the game against the Atlanta Falcons at Ford Field on September 24, 2017 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Rey Del Rio/Getty Images)

Here’s Why #TakeTheKnee Is The Most Important Thing In The World Right Now

8:34 AM 09/26/2017

I don't know if you've heard, but the other day Donald Trump tweeted something, and then a bunch of pro football players decided to kneel during the National Anthem, and now it's this whole big thing. Suddenly, bending the knee isn't a sign of deference to those in power, but rather a sign of disobedience. If you're not exactly sure how that's supposed to work, or if you don't think those players should be doing that, it doesn't matter. If you think we've got bigger problems in America right now than a bunch of wealthy athletes feuding with the guy who beat Grandma, your opinion is irrelevant. A lot of people feel very strongly about it, so that means you're wrong. And you're probably a racist. Here's why:

I Just Got Suspended From Twitter For Sending The Wrong Emojis To Bradley Manning

2:57 PM 09/25/2017

It's pretty annoying that the traitor and genetic male Bradley Manning got an early release from prison for telling everybody he was really a girl, and it's even more annoying that he's been embraced as a martyr by the mainstream media. But even more annoying than that is his use of emojis.

Former CIA operative Valerie Plame Wilson poses during a photocall for the film Fair Game at the 36th American film festival in Deauville Sept. 9, 2010. (REUTERS/Vincent Kessler)

Valerie Plame Is Sorry About All That Anti-Semitic Stuff, Everybody

11:57 AM 09/25/2017

Last week, everybody finally noticed that Valerie Plame has spent years saying nutty stuff about the Jews. But did you know that she didn't really mean it? That's what she's saying now. And what reason does she have to lie?

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Anthony Weiner To Be Sentenced Today (Update: 21 Months)

8:34 AM 09/25/2017

First he took down his pants. Then he took down Hillary Clinton. Today we find out how much time Anthony Weiner will spend in jail for messing around with a little girl.

Woman Who Screamed About Vet’s Service Dog: They Were Calling Me THAT Word

1:34 PM 09/22/2017

I don't like the N-word, or the phrase "the N-word" (see Louis CK), but I'm also not going to be like Piers Morgan and play the game of "They Can Say It, So Why Can't We?" Personally, I never use the word except when I'm performing with Bring the Yellow Tape, my NWA cover band. And even then, I do the "air quotes" thing every single time.

FILE PHOTO: Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan speaks during a news conference in Hamburg, Germany July 8, 2017. REUTERS/Wolfgang Rattay

Erdogan’s Goons Beat Up Some More Americans

11:59 AM 09/22/2017

It happened last May, and it just happened again.

Lefties Love Kim Jong-un Now

9:01 AM 09/22/2017

I forget who first said "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" (if you care, Google it), but it's a pretty dumb way to live. What if the enemy of your enemy was Charles Manson, or the Unabomber, or Justin Bieber? Would that make you guys friends? Would you suddenly become pals?

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2011 Flashback: Rachel Maddow Spreads Yfrog Conspiracy Theory To Defend Anthony Weiner

3:02 PM 09/21/2017

As we learn more about what Anthony Weiner did to that 16-year-old girl, and as he thinks up funny lines to try on the prison yard to get out of his "beat-in," I thought it would be worthwhile to look back at the early days of his entirely self-inflicted downfall.

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 06:  Actress Naomi Watts (L) and former CIA officer Valerie Plame Wilson attend the screening of

Valerie Plame Wants To Warn You About The Jews

12:57 PM 09/21/2017

I can't stand anti-Semitism, which is just one of the many reasons I'm not on board the Alt-Right White Nationalist Pepe Train to Kekistan. I want nothing to do with those idiots. They can take their #RedPill and shove it where the Sonne scheint nicht.

WATCH: Lawrence O’Donnell Loses His Damn Mind On Camera [VIDEO]

8:04 AM 09/21/2017

I've never been able to watch Lawrence O'Donnell for more than a couple of minutes at a time, because he always looks like he's about to burst into a rage. He covers his simmering fury with a snide, faux-calm monotone purr, but I've always assumed that when the little red light on top of the TV camera goes off, so does he. His poor staffers...

A franchise sign is seen above a Chick-fil-A freestanding restaurant after its grand opening in Midtown, New York October 3, 2015.  REUTERS/Rashid Umar Abbasi - RTS2VK3

NYC To Further Normalize Hate-Chicken With World’s Largest Chick-fil-A

1:44 PM 09/20/2017

As you might recall, when Chick-fil-A came to New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio called for a boycott because he doesn't believe in religious freedom. In response, New Yorkers voted with their bellies and wallets. Like everything else de Blasio does, the boycott was a bad idea that went nowhere.