Jim Treacher

#NotAllMuslims Get Kicked Off Twitter

Twitter (Reuters)

Just 125,000 accounts so far. Probably all from the same troll, right?

Hillary Clinton speaks. REUTERS/Mike Segar

Hillary Clinton: ‘I Want To Start Good Things From Happening’

1:18 PM 02/05/2016

I want to try a little experiment. Turn up your volume all the way, click on the Vine clip below, start your stopwatch app, and see how long you can take it:

Trump Campaign Manager Megyn Kelly Is 'Completely Obsessed' With Donald Trump [images via Fox News and Getty]

Can You Believe How Cozy That Fox News ‘Moderator’ Got With The Republicans?

9:08 AM 02/05/2016

Unbelievable. I mean, we all know they're in bed together. But now they're literally making out onstage!

Islam Muslim green star and crescent (Getty Images)

#NotAllMuslims Blow Hole In Jet With Suicide Bomb, Fail To Kill Anybody But The Bomber

5:38 PM 02/04/2016

You heard about the Somalian jet that somebody tried to take down with a suicide bomb, right? Scary story, but it's got a really happy ending.

U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump stops speaking while waiting for protesters to be removed at a campaign rally at the University of Iowa in Iowa City, Iowa, January 26, 2016. REUTERS/Scott Morgan

Trump’s Polls Take YUUUUUUGE Drop After Iowa

3:26 PM 02/04/2016

Good news and bad news for fans of The Donald.

I’m Not Sure I Like Playboy’s New Direction

10:49 AM 02/04/2016

It's the end of an era. As of today, you can see naked women everywhere except Playboy.

Howard Dean On Hillary Clinton: Well, The Media Doesn’t Criticize MALE Candidates For Screaming

2:11 PM 02/03/2016

In case nobody has told you yet, Hillary Clinton is a woman. Therefore, any criticism of Hillary Clinton is sexist and misogynist and, let's face it, more than a little rapey. If you're a man, you should just keep your negative opinions about her to yourself. Also, if you're a woman. But especially if you're a man. (Men! Ugh.)

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders delivers a speech at a campaign event in Chicago, Illinois, September 28, 2015. REUTERS/Jim Young

Wait… Did Bernie Actually Win Iowa?

12:13 PM 02/03/2016

In a sense, Bernie Sanders was already the winner in Iowa, because in the space of 12 months he utterly demolished Hillary Clinton's 50-point lead. He put this look on her face:

Republican U.S. presidential candidate businessman Donald Trump gestures as he speaks at the Fox Business Network Republican presidential candidates debate in North Charleston, South Carolina January 14, 2016. REUTERS/Chris Keane

Sore Loser Trump: ‘Cruz Didn’t Win Iowa, He Stole It’

9:31 AM 02/03/2016

I couldn't have been more wrong about Trump's post-Iowa strategy. Whew!

Lena Dunham Wants A New Amendment To Protect Her Feelings

4:56 PM 02/02/2016

Poor Lena Dunham. That sister-molesting, Hillary-endorsing rape-hoaxer has quit Twitter more times than she's had hot meals. Which is to say, a lot of times. A whooooole lot of times.

U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump (REUTERS/Rick Wilking)

Donald Trump Is Disappointed In You, Iowa: ‘Not Worth It!’

1:03 PM 02/02/2016

I may have spoken too soon when I gave Donald Trump some credit. If he's playing rope-a-dope, he sure isn't showing the patience for it.

U.S. Democratic presidential candiate Bernie Sanders arrives to watch U.S. President Barack Obama's State of the Union address to a joint session of Congress in Washington, January 12, 2016. REUTERS/Joshua Roberts

So This Is What ‘The Bern’ Feels Like

9:32 AM 02/02/2016

Feels... surprisingly pleasant! If it's bad for Hillary, it's good for America. But if you had told me a year ago that I'd be relieved about an undisguised communist having a realistic shot at the White House...

Katie Holmes endorses Hillary Clinton. (Photo: Scott Eisen/Getty Images)

Hillary Clinton’s Unsecured Email System Jeopardized American Lives, If You Care About That Sort Of Thing

1:25 PM 02/01/2016

Seems like a minor point. Leave it to Faux Noise to blow it all out of proportion.

Aussie Shopkeeper Uses Improvised Flamethrower On Robbers

10:25 AM 02/01/2016

President Obama sure likes to cite Australia's strict gun laws. Remember when he said this, back in June 2014?

Caption This: Bill Clinton Takes Over Hillary’s Snapchat Account

1:15 PM 01/29/2016


Aerial video released by the FBI January 28, 2016 shows the body of a man lying in the snow (top) at a police roadblock January 26 near Burns, Oregon. REUTERS/FBI/Handout via Reuters

Teabaggers React To Shooting Of Oregon Protester

12:39 PM 01/29/2016

I don't blame them for being angry, but this is not the way to deal with it.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel appears on the cover of Time Magazine's Person of the Year issue in this undated handout photo obtained by Reuters December 9, 2015.  REUTERS/Time Inc./Handout via Reuters

#NotAllMuslims Force Germany To Close Barn Door

10:52 AM 01/29/2016

Remember this?

Visitors walk towards the Sleeping Beauty Castle during a visit to the Disneyland Paris Resort run by EuroDisney S.C.A in Marne-la-Vallee January 21, 2015.    REUTERS/Gonzalo Fuentes/Files

Why Would You Bring Two Handguns And A Koran To Disneyland Paris?

2:30 PM 01/28/2016

Could be something. Could be nothing. Either way, there's nothing "racist" about being concerned.

Amy Schumer used to play a racist Republican during her stand up. (Photo: Getty Images)

Amy Schumer Doesn’t Steal Things… Anymore

10:02 AM 01/28/2016

Over the past week, comedian Amy Schumer has been dealing with some pretty serious allegations of joke theft. Several other stand-up comedians, all of whom she has opened for at comedy clubs, stepped forward on Twitter to accuse her of lifting their material. The comedians quickly deleted the tweets and tried to minimize it, but once you let a cat out of a bag...