Jim Treacher

Rihanna Thinks Rachel Dolezal Is ‘A Bit Of A Hero,’ But She’s Wrong

Rihanna (Getty photo)

Rachel Dolezal is a huge hero!

The facade of the New York Times building is seen in New York. (REUTERS)

Why Is The New York Times Worried About Black People Owning Guns Legally?

10:06 AM 10/06/2015

I'm not saying they're a bunch of racists. I'm just pointing out what they're doing.

A drink and a doughnut are seen at a Dunkin' Donuts location in the Chicago suburb of Niles, Illinois, February 4, 2015.  REUTERS/Jim Young

Latest Anti-Cop PR Disaster: Dunkin’ Donuts

1:22 PM 10/05/2015

Cops and donut shops. It's such a cliché that it's not even fun to joke about anymore.

Iran’s National Women’s Soccer Team Has A Lot Of Balls

11:42 AM 10/05/2015

In every possible sense.

Chris Mercer’s Dad Wants To Know Where He Got Those Guns

9:43 AM 10/05/2015

Why doesn't he know? When was the last time he talked to his own son?

Fourth ‘Teen’ Finally Charged In Zemir Begic Murder

2:59 PM 10/02/2015

Last November in St. Louis, a Bosnian immigrant named Zemir Begic was beaten to death by four "juveniles" of no given description. The faceless "teens" started damaging Begic's car, and when he got out, they beat him in the head and face with hammers. Then they left him in the street to die.

Hillary Clinton Couldn’t Be Prouder To Have Wendy Davis On Her Team

1:23 PM 10/02/2015

It's always good to have the endorsement of a state governor.

              New York Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly looks at some of the guns seized as part of gun smuggling between the Carolinas and New York, Monday, Aug. 19, 2013 in New York. Authorities say couriers smuggled 254 guns into New York City by stashing weapons in their luggage on discount buses. The men were caught in a police sting that netted 254 weapons in 45 transactions since last year. (AP Photo/Mark Lennihan)

Obama On Confiscating Guns: Then And Now

8:39 AM 10/02/2015


Pregnant Student Kicks Pregnant EMT During Huge Brawl At Milwaukee’s Barack Obama School Of Career And Technical Education

4:17 PM 10/01/2015

I'm not going to make any jokes about this. It would be redundant.

Benjamin Netanyahu And The Pin-Drop Heard ‘Round The World

3:09 PM 10/01/2015

You tell 'em, Bibi. The UN isn't useless. It's worse than useless.

Harriette Thompson, 92, runs in the Rock 'n' Roll Marathon in San Diego, California, in this May 31, 2015 handout photo. Thompson, who is from North Carolina and is a two-time cancer survivor, has become the oldest female in the world to complete a marathon with a run in San Diego, organizers of the event said. REUTERS/Ryan Bethke/Competitors Group/Handout

Why Is #BlackLivesMatter Planning To Disrupt A Marathon?

11:59 AM 10/01/2015

Step 1: Find a place where white folks tend to congregate.
Step 2: Spoil their day because they resemble people you don't like.

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Is It Really A Good Idea To Chemically Suppress Your Son’s Puberty Because He Thinks He’s A Girl?

10:26 AM 10/01/2015

America, 2015: Where a kid can't bite a Pop Tart into the shape of a gun, but his parents can suppress his puberty with drugs because he likes dolls.

Planned Parenthood’s Defenders Haven’t Seen Those Videos, But So What?

3:41 PM 09/30/2015

Do you really need to see something for yourself to know whether or not it's true?

Vox Explains Why Hillary Clinton Is A Flip-Flopper On Gay Marriage

1:51 PM 09/30/2015

Last week, German Lopez at the "explanatory journalism" site Vox.com helpfully explained that the Pope is -- brace yourself! -- Catholic. Somewhere, Jeff Bezos is kicking himself for refusing to throw money at Vox EIC Ezra Klein.

Why Is Throwing A Newborn Baby Out A Window Considered Murder, But Abortion Isn’t?

10:33 AM 09/30/2015

I'm asking all you abortion enthusiasts out there. You talk about killing an unwanted child -- sorry, make that "inducing fetal demise" -- as a matter of women's health. You say it's a woman's body and therefore it's her choice. But what if she doesn't make that choice until the last possible second?

Hillary Clinton Isn’t Sure She Wants To Give Bill His Own Office In The White House

2:33 PM 09/29/2015

Hillary hasn't started measuring the drapes in the White House just yet, you guys. She knows you're all eager for her to get to work for the American people and all that, but just take it down a notch, okay?

Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards introduces US President Barack Obama before he addresses the Planned Parenthood national conference in Washington on April 26, 2013.         (NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images)

Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards: Well, Okay, No, We Don’t Perform Mammograms

12:43 PM 09/29/2015

I almost feel bad for abortion enthusiasts. They come up with a perfectly good talking point to deflect questions about killing babies and selling their organs for a profit, and Cecile Richards comes along and accidentally blurts out the truth instead.

A homemade clock made by Ahmed Mohamed.    REUTERS/Irving Texas Police Department

‘Severely Traumatized’ Clock Kid Ahmed Mohamed Will Go To Qatar For Some Reason

11:08 AM 09/29/2015

Even Clock Kid's biggest fans must be having second thoughts about this whole thing, right? Or am I giving them too much credit for sense?

Bruce Jenner Is Still Genetically Male

2:26 PM 09/28/2015

If you still believe in that sort of thing. Y'know... science.