Jim Treacher

Transphobes Torment TX Target Customer For Walking Into ‘Wrong’ Dressing Room

Rule lets students pick their own bathroom (Creative Commons photo, Public domain)

Last week, the Target Corporation announced that customers can use any public facility they want in any Target store, regardless of their chromosomes, genitalia, or any other unfortunate fact of biology. Target has openly rejected our society's cisnormative bigender bigotry, and it's about damn time.

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#NotAllMuslims Attempt Suicide Bombing, Eat Poisoned Arrows

11:08 AM 05/05/2016

People make fun of Clint Barton because the other Avengers have magic hammers and flying armored suits and stuff, and he's just got a bow and some arrows. But sometimes that's all you need, man.

George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush and Jeb Bush. Gregory Rec/Portland Press Herald via Getty Images.

Bush 41 & 43 On Election 2016: Hey, Leave Us Out Of It

8:06 AM 05/05/2016

Whether you like it or not, it's an unavoidable fact that the Republican Party will nominate a bright-orange wrestling manager to represent them on November 8, 2016. Now, all you can do is get on board the Trump Train or else... um... Or else stupid people will yell at you, I guess? Other than that, I don't really see a downside to sitting this one out.

Republican presidential candidate Governor John Kasich speaks during the Republican U.S. presidential candidates debate sponsored by ABC News at Saint Anselm College in Manchester, New Hampshire February 6, 2016. REUTERS/Carlo Allegri

Kasich: A Look Back

5:51 PM 05/04/2016

John Kasich's presidential campaign is over. But no one can ever take away the memories.

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North Carolina Bathroom Law Inspires Transgender Hoaxster

1:00 PM 05/04/2016

Another hoax bites the dust. And another one gone, and another one gone...

U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump smiles during the Suffolk County Republican Committee fundraising reception in Patchogue, New York April 14, 2016.   REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton

#NeverTrump Is Dead, And Now We Have No Choice But To Vote For Him

8:08 AM 05/04/2016

Well, I guess it’s all over. I held the line for as long as I could, but now it looks like Donald Trump is going to be the Republican nominee. It’s never fun to admit that defiance is futile, but it’s time for me to make amends. It's time to build bridges. It's time to reach out to all my Trump-supporting brothers and sisters. Here’s why I’m going back on my word and voting for Donald Trump in November, and why you should too:

              FILE - In this Nov. 23, 1963 file photo, Lee Harvey Oswald is led down a corridor of the Dallas police station for another round of questioning in connection with the assassination of U.S, President John F. Kennedy. Oswald, who denied any involvement in the shooting, was formally charged with murder. (AP Photo)

Dear Indiana: Please Vote Against The Guy Whose Dad Killed JFK

11:09 AM 05/03/2016

Ladies and gentlemen: the next President of the United States.

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Male College Student Complains About Lack Of Access To Naked Women

10:10 AM 05/03/2016

We've all been there, eh, fellas? You want to, um, hang out around a bunch of women with no clothes on, but Johnny Law keeps bringing you down. It's an age-old problem, but I haven't seen anybody go to such great lengths to do something about it since Buffy and Hildy.

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#NotAllMuslims Plot To Attack FL Synagogue

4:57 PM 05/02/2016

Sometimes it's hard to keep track of all the bad things #NotAllMuslims are doing. But it's important to pay attention, because #NotAllMuslims are doing the bad things. Also, Christians do bad things too.

Police officers detain a protester during anti-capitalist protests following May Day marches in Seattle, Washington, U.S. May 1, 2016. REUTERS/David Ryder

Seattle’s Peaceful May Day Celebration Only Sends 5 Cops To Hospital

12:00 PM 05/02/2016

Ah, the beautiful utopia of Seattle. You can smoke all the weed you want, and the ensuing McDonald's run is guilt-free because you know everybody there is making $15 an hour. Speaking of garbage, in Seattle you can rest soundly in the knowledge that the municipal government is pursuing your traitorous neighbors who are killing Gaia by throwing away their coffee grounds and melon rinds. And to remain on the topic of garbage, in Seattle you won't get called out for marching against capitalism while tweeting about it on your iPhone.

Watch Trump Lie About Mike Tyson’s Rape Conviction

8:38 AM 05/02/2016

I realize that if you've already jumped on the Trump Train, you don't care whether anything he says is true or false. That's not the point of Donald Trump. Just the opposite, really. After 8 years of Obama's lies, and the prospect of 4-8 more years of Hillary Clinton's lies, some Republicans have decided they prefer Trump's lies. It's a strange form of revenge: Republicans have put up with the Democrats brazenly lying to them for the better part of a decade, and now it's time for Democrats to put up with a "Republican's" brazen lies. So there.

Judge To Seattle Trash-Cops: Can It

2:31 PM 04/29/2016

Last year I told you about a Seattle ordinance that authorized garbage collectors to fine people who put more than 10% food waste in their trash cans. That's right, it's now somebody's job in Seattle to go out and judge other people's garbage. Their commitment to saving the planet is so strong that they've basically invented trashcrime.

Mike Tyson Defends Trump -- He Doesn't Need To Apologize For Offending People (TMZ, Getty Images)

The Man Who Put Mike Tyson In Prison Has A Question For Donald Trump

12:09 PM 04/29/2016

Greg Garrison is a longtime conservative talk-radio host on WIBC here in Indianapolis. Back in 1992, he was the prosecutor who put Mike Tyson away for raping a beauty-pageant contestant named Desiree Washington in an Indianapolis hotel. And today, Garrison is not at all happy with Donald Trump.

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U.S. Army Decides Child Rape Is Bad After All

9:42 AM 04/29/2016

Last year, a Green Beret named Charles Martland was kicked out of the Army for "body slamming a local Afghani police chief... who had been allegedly raping young boys." The man laughed it off, so Martland kicked his ass. Martland has maintained that the act was morally justified, and I know of no sane person who disagrees. Disciplining him was justified, but discharging him entirely was not.

#NotAllMuslims Are Amusingly Inept Soldiers

7:47 PM 04/28/2016

Those ISIS boys like to put out videos depicting themselves as fierce warriors. But according to this footage obtained by VICE News, they're not so much jihadi legends as they are Jerry Lewis.

Alec Baldwin has had his fair share of scandals -- the most recent being a run-in with an New York photographer. Baldwin shoved the photographer because he says the pap got too close to his fiancée.

Alec Baldwin Is Such A Has-Been, Now He’s Hosting [BLANK]

2:27 PM 04/28/2016

OK, write down your answer...

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Good News, Men: Target Stores Will Let You Hang Out In The Ladies’ Room

9:32 AM 04/28/2016

Has this ever happened to you, fellas: All you want to do is spend a pleasant afternoon hanging around in a women's bathroom or public changing facility, because that's what you feel compelled to do. But then some meddler goes and calls the cops on you!

Hey, Let’s Watch The Trailer For ‘Snowden’

4:16 PM 04/27/2016

Oliver Stone has written and directed a movie about Edward Snowden, presumably because a Benedict Arnold biopic would've required too much research.

Black Lives Matter, But DeRay’s Baltimore Mayoral Campaign Didn’t

10:02 AM 04/27/2016

There wasn't a lot of good news for conservatives last night. A lifetime liberal, habitual liar, and all-around awful human being took one step closer to clinching the nomination, and so did Hillary Clinton. But at least we can take comfort in one undeniable fact: DeRay got stomped.