Jim Treacher
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The House Democrats Make History By Doing Something Historic, Historically

              Rep, John Lewis, D-Ga. speaks at the Let Freedom Ring ceremony at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, Wednesday, Aug. 28, 2013, to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the 1963 March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom. It was 50 years ago today when Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his

If you know your history, you know that the word "historic" can mean pretty much anything. Technically, every single thing that happens, every second of every day, is part of history. Yet liberals love to hyperventilate about how "historic" something is, as long as it's something that helps them further their agenda. You can't spell "histrionic" without H-I-S-T-O-R-I-C.

UK EU referendum concept with flags and BREXIT message (Shutterstock)

#Brexit Is, Quite Literally, The End Of The World

8:48 AM 06/24/2016

Well, we had a pretty good run, Planet Earth. The invention of fire, the moon landing, American Ninja Warrior... We've done pretty well for ourselves. Until today, that is, with the news that the UK has voted to leave the European Union. This is an absolute disaster. It's the worst thing that has ever happened, anywhere. It is a victory for evil, and it may very well bring about the end of the world. Here's why.

Corey Lewandowski Will Now Grab Viewers On CNN

3:16 PM 06/23/2016

If you're anything like me: 1) You're welcome, and 2) You've been very worried about how Corey Lewandowski will put food on the table after being fired by Donald Trump. Shoving reporters around is a fun hobby, but who else is gonna pay him to do it?

First Trailer For The All-Female 'Ghostbusters' Reboot Is Definitely ... Something (YouTube)

If You Don’t Like The New Ghostbusters Theme, You Hate Women

1:13 PM 06/23/2016

Some people don't like the trailers for the all-new, literally dickless Ghostbusters. As their male tears fall like rain all over the shards of their shattered patriarchy, here's something else for them to complain about: a really good song that is fun to listen to.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz Reuters/Gary Camerona

Debbie Wasserman Schultz Explains What In The World The House Democrats Think They’re Doing

9:36 AM 06/23/2016

If the House Democrats' temper tantrum-turned-slumber party on gun control doesn't make sense to you, don't worry. DNC Chairbot Debbie Wasserman Schultz is here to explain it all.

House Democrats Sit On The Floor And Pout Like Babies

2:26 PM 06/22/2016

Let's say you're a House Democrat (sorry) and you're not getting what you want just because it's unconstitutional. Whaddaya do next? That's easy: You throw a big baby fit!

Indiana Man Arrested For Trying To Join [Omitted]

8:02 AM 06/22/2016

I live about 15 miles from Brownsburg, Indiana. It seems like a nice enough little town, if you like Indiana (which I do). Some might call it dull, but I call it quiet and peaceful. Anytown, USA. A nice place. A place I only ever pass through on my way to some other place, but a nice place. CNN once ranked it #33 on its list of best places to live in America.

U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch laughs at a news conference to announce the results of a national Medicare fraud takedown at the Justice Department in Washington June 18, 2015. (REUTERS/Yuri Gripas)

Loretta Lynch: We May Never Know Why That Islamic Terrorist Killed All Those People

3:46 PM 06/21/2016

When Omar Mateen said, "I did it for ISIS," what did he really mean? We may never know.

Girl Shoots AR-15 (YouTube/Haus Of Guns)

Little Girl Fires AR-15, Seems Fine

9:43 AM 06/21/2016

Last week, New York Daily News reporter Gene Kuntzman reacted to the Islamic terrorist attack on the Pulse night club in Orlando by going to a gun range and having his whole world shattered by firing an AR-15. Here's what he said about it:

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton looks out at the audience as she speaks during a campaign rally in Central Falls, Rhode Island, April 23, 2016.     REUTERS/Mary Schwalm

Bernie Backers Plan ‘Fart-In’ For Hillary’s DNC Acceptance Speech

3:44 PM 06/20/2016

Every time the Republican Party disappoints me, I'm reminded that their opponents are even worse. The Democrats really do stink, and some of them aren't even bothering to deny it anymore.

Trump To Lyin’ Lewandowski: You’re Fired

10:17 AM 06/20/2016

When Corey Lewandowski grabbed Michelle Fields and then lied about it, Donald Trump stood by his loyal aide. He made dark insinuations about Fields' ninja assassin skills. He claimed the Secret Service said nothing happened. He lied his fat ass off about it, just like he lies his fat ass off about everything else.

 U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch testifies during a hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee March 9, 2016 on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. The committee held a hearing on oversight of the Justice Department. Alex Wong/Getty Images.

Omar Mateen Swore Allegiance To ISIS, And The Obama Administration Is Censoring It

9:34 AM 06/20/2016

Here's a thought experiment: Imagine Omar Mateen had been an outspoken member of the Tea Party. Or the Catholic Church. Or the Republican Party. Or some other group that isn't considered acceptable outside of Flyover Country. Imagine that even as Mateen was murdering all those people in Orlando, he called the cops and the media to tell them exactly why he did it. Imagine Obama's Justice Department had transcripts of his every word.

Islam Muslim green star and crescent (Getty Images)

Peaceful Muslim Arrested For ‘Terroristic Threat’ Just Because He Said The Word ‘Die’

2:44 PM 06/17/2016

Now that we know Omar Mateen killed all those people because the NRA told him it was the only way to stop being gay, we can get back to making excuses for any other bad thing a Muslim ever does.

AR-15 (Credit: Shutterstock)

CBS News Breaks Gun Laws To Push For More Gun Laws

9:46 AM 06/17/2016

Imagine if, in the days following 9/11, America's reporters competed with each other to see how quickly they could purchase plane tickets. And then, in grim tones, they reported on how easy it was to get those tickets.

              Oprah Winfrey arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of

There Aren’t Any Black Democrats Running For President, So Oprah Is Endorsing Hillary

2:08 PM 06/16/2016

The following would fall under the header of "Entertainment News," except that's redundant because it's 2016 and all news is entertainment.

An undated photo from a social media account of Omar Mateen, who Orlando Police have identified as the suspect in the mass shooting at a gay nighclub in Orlando, Florida, U.S., June 12, 2016. Omar Mateen via Myspace/Handout via REUTERS

NYT Blames NRA For Mass Murder By Gay Muslim Democrat Omar Mateen

9:54 AM 06/16/2016

With each new piece of evidence that Omar Mateen was an Islamic terrorist who wanted the world to know he killed all those people for Allah, our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters in the media have to burrow their heads deeper and deeper into their ostrich holes.

When Omar Mateen Said He ‘Did It For ISIS,’ He Didn’t Really Mean It

12:11 PM 06/15/2016

As the search for a motive in the Orlando massacre continues, we're no closer to an answer. Every clue just seems to further muddy the water.

Donald Trump (Getty Images)

Trump Recounts Plot Of ‘Three Kings’ As Reality

9:13 AM 06/15/2016

Have you ever listened to a really old person tell you a story, and gradually you realize they're telling you about a movie they once saw and they got it confused with real life?

Anderson Cooper cries

Anderson Cooper Identifies The REAL Bad Guy In The Orlando Massacre

6:29 PM 06/14/2016

Pam Bondi is the Attorney General of Florida. And thanks to Anderson Cooper, we now know an important part of her job description that she hasn't been honoring: to be a "vocal champion for gay and lesbian citizens."