Jim Treacher

Racist Graffiti In Florida: ‘Kill Black People’

KKK Ku Klux Klan (Creative Commons; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan#/media/File:Children_with_Dr._Samuel_Green,_Ku_Klux_Klan_Grand_Dragon,_July_24,_1948.jpg)

Every day in America, hundreds of innocent men and women are gunned down by the police for the crime of being black. It might even be in the thousands, but we'll never know for sure because of the continuing cover-up by a complicit media. Truly, we live in Emmett Till's America.

It’s Unpresidential To Malign A Woman Who Doesn’t Conform To Your Standards Of Beauty

12:09 PM 09/28/2016

Don't be this guy.

Instapundit ‘Investigated’ For Tweet, Magnanimously Cleared Of All Charges

10:59 AM 09/28/2016

Last week I told you that University of Tennessee law professor Glenn Reynolds, AKA Instapundit, had been briefly suspended from Twitter over the following tweet on the night of the Charlotte riots:

Harambe, a 17-year-old gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo is pictured in this undated handout photo provided by Cincinnati Zoo. REUTERS/Cincinnati Zoo/Handout via Reuters

Clemson University Has A Fix Out For Harambe

3:05 PM 09/27/2016

I didn't like Harambe and I'm glad he's dead. Animals are dumb, and gorillas are certainly no exception. His life was less valuable than that of the little boy he tried to murder, and his current status as an Internet meme is much preferable to his previous status as a living, breathing creature taking up valuable real estate on my planet.

Who Won The First 2016 Presidential Debate?

10:06 AM 09/27/2016

You did, assuming you didn't watch.

Donald Trump candidate . (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

Could Donald Trump Cut Gov’t By 25% Overnight?

1:44 PM 09/26/2016

(Ugh. Fake news site. Fake story. I fell for it. I stink.)

Caption This: Barry And Leo, Chattin’

11:06 AM 09/26/2016


Are You Ready For Some Presidential Debateball?

10:00 AM 09/26/2016

All Donald Trump has to do during the debate tonight is avoid falling into old habits. All Hillary Clinton has to do is avoid falling.

Let’s Play: Guess Obama’s Email Pseudonym!

1:33 PM 09/24/2016

"When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." -- Richard Milhous Nixon

CLEVELAND, OH - JULY 20:  Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) delivers a speech on the third day of the Republican National Convention on July 20, 2016 at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump received the number of votes needed to secure the party's nomination. An estimated 50,000 people are expected in Cleveland, including hundreds of protesters and members of the media. The four-day Republican National Convention kicked off on July 18.  (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

OUT: Vote Your Conscience; IN: Con Your Voters

3:52 PM 09/23/2016

Remember this, at the GOP convention?

During Monday Night’s Debate, Keep An Eye On Hillary

1:17 PM 09/23/2016

We're not supposed to talk about Hillary Clinton's health issues. Ever. When she falls down and hits her head, or collapses in the street, or YELLS INTO A CAMERA IN AN EMPTY ROOM, the topic is off-limits. It's sexist. Because she's a woman.

Scientist Invents Safer Alternative To Alcohol, Gets Slapped Down By Gov’t

10:33 AM 09/23/2016

As a loyal Trekkie, I've often wondered what it would be like to drink "synthehol," the fictional beverage with all of alcohol's pleasures and none of the drawbacks. As with everything else about Gene Roddenberry's vision of the future, it's always seemed like a pipe dream. (All apologies to opiate addicts.) But now a scientist in Britain has brought us one step closer to that glorious day. So, of course, he's being hampered by meddlesome government functionaries.

The scandal that was a copy editors dream. Anthony Weiner (hee-hee, Weiner) tweeted out a picture of his junk to all of his followers. He had to resign from his position as the U.S. Rep of New York’s 9th district as a result, but don’t think that taught Mr. Weiner any lessons: a subsequent 2013 campaign to become the mayor of New York city was derailed after it was revealed he was still sending sexual photos to a woman who was most certainly not his wife, this time under the pseudonym Carlos Danger, marking Weiner as one of the dumbest mayoral candidates with one of the best porn names ever.(Photo: Getty Images)

Feds Subpoena Anthony Weiner’s Phone

5:23 PM 09/22/2016

Yuck. Gross. This whole story. Eww.

Back in ’93, Comedian Bill Hicks Explained What To Do When Rioters Surround Your Vehicle

1:34 PM 09/22/2016

In 1991, a guy named Rodney King was a victim of police brutality by the LAPD. On April 29, 1992, a jury acquitted the cops who beat him, and Los Angeles plunged into six days of rioting.

Honorable mention goes to the 11th hottest Civil War re-enactor? Zach Galifianakis, who just looks like this in everyday life. (Photo: Getty Images)

Hillary ‘Powered Through’ Her Pneumonia Diagnosis Because Zach Galifianakis Was Waiting

10:53 AM 09/22/2016

"Power through." That was Team Hillary's message last week, after the whole world watched Grandma collapse in the street. First they told us she'd been diagnosed with pneumonia the previous Friday. Then they patiently explained to us, over and over, the very good reason she ignored that diagnosis:

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest (L) and actress Allison Janney, who played a fictional press secretary in

Hillary Clinton Gets Help From Cast Of TV Show About POTUS Who Hid Serious Illness

7:33 PM 09/21/2016

It's been said that truth is stranger than fiction. Not this time! This time, it's definitely the other way around. No, really.

U.S. Senator Ben Sasse (R-NE) speaks at the American Conservative Union 2016 annual conference in Maryland March 3, 2016. REUTERS/Gary Cameron.

Ben Sasse Defines Conservatism For A Bewildered Chuck Todd

2:48 PM 09/21/2016

I missed the following exchange last Monday a long time ago, because it happened on MSNBC. As you're about to see, a rather hostile-sounding Chuck Todd asked Senator Ben Sasse (R-NE) to define conservatism. I assume Chuck was frustrated with Sasse's refusal to submit to Trump, thereby confirming Chuck's biases about Republicans. Or maybe Chuck was having a bad day. Or is that just how he talks? It's been so long, I can't remember.

              AP10ThingsToSee - New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner leaves his apartment building in New York on Wednesday, July 24, 2013. The former congressman acknowledged sending explicit text messages to a woman as recently as last summer, more than a year after sexting revelations destroyed his congressional career. (AP Photo/Richard Drew, File)

Okay, I’m Done With Weiner Jokes Forever

11:51 AM 09/21/2016

It was funny when Anthony Weiner messed up the first time, tweeting out a dong pic and then trying and disastrously failing to blame it on Andrew Breitbart. It was even funnier when he destroyed his NYC mayoral campaign by sexting with some airhead from Evansville, IN. But it got a lot less funny when he sent a very inappropriate family photo to a still-unnamed, fortyish Trump supporter who really, really takes care of herself. And now the humor value has finally run out.

              This May 29, 2013 photo shows writer-director Joss Whedon  in New York. Whedon's latest film is an independent adaptation of Shakespeare's “Much Ado About Nothing.” (Photo by Dan Hallman/Invision/AP)

Joss Whedon Wants To Get You Excited For Hillary, Everybody

10:01 AM 09/21/2016

Joss Whedon was the co-creator of Firefly, a show so libertarian that the ship was shaped like Drew Carey. So of course it was cancelled after 11 episodes, because everybody hates libertarians. And like all third-wave feminists in good standing, last year I was furious at Whedon for making the Black Widow sad that she can never have a child. Joss Whedon is problematic, is what I'm saying.