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Alan Colmes passed away yesterday at the age of 66. Everyone who worked with him at Fox News has had nothing but good things to say about him. Over at Slate.com, though, they've got a different way of paying their respects.
Let's face it... wouldn't you?
As America counts down the minutes to the biggest night of the year, one question looms large: Will CNN attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner? The answer: Possibly not!
When Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz announced the company's plan to hire 10,000 refugees, I didn't think he went far enough. There are 25,000 Starbucks stores --- seriously, just do a 360 right now and you'll see one --- so the company should hire at least one refugee per store. That way, every Starbucks customer can run to his, her, or xer nearest store and protest Trump by buying some bad coffee from a grateful refugee. That'll show those racists!
Double, double, toil and trouble
Dems are crawling through the rubble
Politics has got them stumped
But can some witches take down Trump?
Speaking truth to power took a nice long snooze between, oh, around 2009-2016. But now it's back in a big way. Yesterday the Washington Post unveiled a new slogan, apparently written by Bruce Wayne: "Democracy Dies in Darkness." Not to be outdone, their comrades up north have come up with some great new branding of their own. Get this: Now they care about the truth!
And he just said so on... Twitter!
No offense to noted thespian and artbro Shia LaBeouf, but I'm starting to think that putting up a webcam to protest Donald Trump was a bad idea.
It's right there in the preamble to the United States Constitution: "“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish where People of all Genders can make Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee." That's the role of government. Or at least it was until that fascist Trump showed up!
You've heard Milo Yiannopoulos talk about it. You've heard George Takei talk about it. Now here's another guy who you may or may not like talking about it. Except, like the latter and unlike the former, this guy will suffer no professional consequences for it. Because he's a liberal.
As you know, all anti-Republican demonstrations are "mostly peaceful." Whenever leftists gather, it's always a mere handful of "outside agitators" who make trouble for everybody else. That held true on Inauguration Day, when the rioting was limited to fewer than 215 black-bloc rapscallions. Whew!
Earlier today, our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters at the Washington Post unveiled their new slogan: "Democracy Dies in Darkness." Very dramatic. The lights were off between Inauguration Day 2009 and Inauguration Day 2017, but now they're back on again!
If you propose unfettered immigration to the United States, if you don't think there should be any laws limiting it, then answer this: Where are all those people going to live? If you really mean what you say, you should be prepared to clean out your spare room or fold out your couch. If you want them all to stay here, fine, they can stay here. With you.
Earlier today, French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen -- or, as she's invariably described in the press, far-right French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen -- refused to wear a headscarf to meet Lebanon's Grand High Poobah or whoever. Considering she's a woman and therefore a protected class, you'd think that would be the end of it. No means no, right? Wellllll...
This is shocking. Why is a man who can laugh about such things given a public platform?
Courtesy of the Washington Free Beacon, here's a supercut of the President of the United States looking out at his constituents and lying to them without shame. If this doesn’t chill you to your soul, you don’t have one.
What's that sound? Is it a garbage truck? No, but there's definitely some trash being hauled. Its name is Bao Bao.