Jim Treacher

If You Thought The Coast Guard Was Supposed To, Y’know, Guard The Coast… Think Again

Clearly, the greatest threat to humanity in 2015 is global warming climate change angry sky gods. But what do we do about it? How do we fix it? What's the solution?

State Dept. Staffer Accused Of Running ‘Massive Sextortion Scam’

10:33 AM 05/22/2015

As longtime readers know, I'm always glad when employees of the United States Department of State are held accountable for their actions. Sometimes it can take a while.

angry Muslim guy. Photo - memegenerator

#NotAllMuslims Execute Man By Shooting Him With Bazooka

9:03 AM 05/22/2015

Modern weapons and cowardly 7th Century psychosis. What a combo.

Hillary Clinton sends an email (Reuters)

Why Did Hillary Clinton Print Out All Those E-Mails?

3:32 PM 05/21/2015

Hey, it's no big deal that Hillary Clinton used a homebrew e-mail server exclusively during her tenure as Secretary of State. Nor is it a big deal that she admitted to wiping the hard drive. Nor that she openly lied about what was in her correspondence. (Turns out it wasn't just recipes and yoga schedules after all.)

In this Nov. 23, 2010 file photo released by CBS, host David Letterman smiles on the set of

David Letterman’s Departure Is An Unfathomable Loss For Television And The World

12:05 PM 05/21/2015

Why did you leave us, Dave? Why???

BREAKING: Lawsuit Claims Al Jazeera America Is Sexist, Anti-Semitic

11:19 AM 05/21/2015

I know. I know. I can scarcely believe it either. Who could've predicted such an unexpected development?

NYPD Bosses To Narco Cops: Stop Arresting People Over 40

6:51 PM 05/20/2015

Finally, a reason to like getting older. And to love living in New York!

#NotAllMuslims Shoot Turkish Woman For Singing On TV

3:20 PM 05/20/2015

Another day, another crime that's completely unconnected to any other past or future crime.

If You’re Tired Of Rape Hoaxes, These Posters Are For You

10:16 AM 05/20/2015

Emma Sulkowicz. Lena Dunham. UVA's "Jackie." These days you can't turn around without running into somebody who's making a false claim of rape to get attention. And our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters applaud them. The truth doesn't matter. The lives of the falsely accused don't matter. Only the agenda matters.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton speaks to the media after keynoting a Women's Empowerment Event at the United Nations. (Photo by Yana Paskova/Getty Images)

Here’s What Happens When A Reporter Asks Queen Hillary A Question

12:53 PM 05/19/2015

Don't you know she's running for president, you peasants? She doesn't have time to answer questions that haven't been carefully prescreened, from people who haven't been carefully prescreened. Know your place.

FILE -- Rep. Alan Grayson listens to Federal Reserve Board Chairman Ben Bernanke testify during a House Financial Services Committee hearing on Capitol Hill on Oct. 1, 2009 in Washington, D.C. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

Alan Grayson On Estranged Wife: ‘Gold Diggers Gotta Dig’

11:39 AM 05/19/2015

Is there any way that Alan and Lolita Grayson can both lose everything in a divorce settlement? They're both awful, awful people.

Caption This: Dominique Sharpton And Her $5 Million Ankle Go Hiking

10:01 AM 05/19/2015



Meet Your Hero, Zimmerman-Haters

9:48 AM 05/19/2015

This winner is all yours.

An armed man waves his rifle as buildings and cars are engulfed in flames after being set on fire inside the US consulate compound in Benghazi late on September 11, 2012. (Photo: STR/AFP/GettyImages)

Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals: Video That Didn’t Cause Benghazi Should’ve Stayed On YouTube

4:08 PM 05/18/2015

It certainly is a busy news day for a non-story that nobody cares about because what difference, at this point, does it make.

U.S. President Barack Obama reacts after tweeting at his first ever Twitter Town Hall in the East Room at the White House in Washington, July 6, 2011.          REUTERS/Larry Downing     (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS SCI TECH IMAGES OF THE DAY) - RTR2OJOJ

Hey, Everybody, Obama Is Now On Twitter… Again

1:36 PM 05/18/2015

If you had forgotten that the official @BarackObama Twitter account is run by the somehow-tax-exempt Obama for America Organizing for America Organizing for Action, King Barry himself would like to remind you: That ain't really him. This is him.

The hair.

Is George Stephanopoulos A Journalist?

10:29 AM 05/18/2015

Well, of course not. He's a shill for the Democrats, just as he's always been. A lot of us have known it ever since ABC hired him, and yet nothing was done. On the contrary, ABC kept promoting him, until he's now their public face. Obviously, he thought he could do anything he wanted. He thought he was bulletproof.

And Now, A Long-Distance Dedication To Jann Wenner

4:53 PM 05/15/2015

It's been a rough week for the publisher of Rolling Stone. Jann Wenner started off the week by getting hit with a $7.5 million lawsuit for publishing a bunch of lies about a gang-rape that never happened. Now he's ending it with the news that his boyfriend Jahar has been sentenced to death.

Photo: AP

Dean Screams About Christie’s WH Dreams

11:29 AM 05/15/2015

Never let it be said that Howard Dean, most recently spotted scuttling away in panic from a Daily Caller reporter, is entirely without a sense of humor about himself.

The hair.

George Stephanopoulos Is Sorry (That He Got Caught)

10:00 AM 05/15/2015

Democratic Party hacks gonna hack for the Democratic Party.