Jim Treacher

Anonymous Woman Holds Alleged Fetus For Ransom

fetus in womb. Photo: Getty Images

The following text is from something called www.prolifeantiwoman.com. You can go there if you want, but I'm not linking to it.

#BlackLivesMatter, Which Is Why It’s Okay To Vandalize Statues Of Christopher Columbus

1:47 PM 07/01/2015

Sometimes a Twitter hashtag isn't enough to advance the cause of social justice. Sometimes you need to get out there and deface public property.

TSA security officer (GEORGE FREY/REUTERS)

The TSA Is Now Tweeting Pics Of Airline Passengers’ Private Property, And Then Seizing It

11:26 AM 07/01/2015

Ladies and gentlemen: TSA Public Affairs spokesperson Lisa Farbstein.

How Many Americans Own Guns We Need To Grab?

8:07 PM 06/30/2015

I've got good news and bad news, gun-grabbers. Which one do you want first?

Witnesses Elizabeth Warren, right, head of the Congressional Oversight Panel and Neil Barofsky, special inspector general for TARP, testify before the Senate Finance Committee hearing to examine the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) on Capitol Hill in Washington, Wednesday, July 21, 2010.  (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

Elizabeth Warren To Give Heap Big Endorsement To Bernie Sanders?

3:03 PM 06/30/2015

What happens when a fake Native American teams up with a genuine socialist to take over the White House? We might just find out!

angry Muslim guy. Photo - memegenerator

#NotAllMuslims Behead Women For Practicing Sorcery

12:11 PM 06/30/2015

It's 2015, and it's time to stop pretending female sorcerers are second-class infidels. They deserve equal treatment.

The NYT Doesn’t Publish Religiously Offensive Images, Except When They Offend Christians

5:18 PM 06/29/2015

The staff of a newspaper can run any images they want, or refuse to run any images they want. They're paid to make those decisions. And when the rationalizations they give for their editorial judgments are a bunch of crap, we can point out that they're a bunch of crap.

U.S. President Barack Obama talks with Iranian President Hassan Rouhani during a phone call in the Oval Office at the White House in Washington September 27, 2013. REUTERS/Pete Souza/The White House/Handout via Reuters

Obama To Iran: ‘Do You Like Me? Y/N’

2:50 PM 06/29/2015

The following story requires us to consider which is more trustworthy: the government of Iran or the Obama administration? That's a tough one.

A rainbow flag flies below the American flag Thursday, Aug. 12, 2010, outside City Hall in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

#LoveWins, Everybody

10:30 AM 06/29/2015

The only person angrier than a liberal who just lost is a liberal who just won.

How Does Hillary Clinton Define Marriage?

12:26 PM 06/26/2015

Like this.

angry Muslim guy. Photo - memegenerator

#NotAllMuslims Attack France Again

11:05 AM 06/26/2015

Not all Muslims are terrorists, and not all terrorists are Muslims. Therefore, when terrorists who happen to be Muslim kill people and destroy things, it has nothing to do with any other event, past or future. Each and every Muslim terror attack is an isolated incident. There is no pattern to be found. There are no conclusions to be drawn.

U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts speaks at the American Bar Association's annual meeting in Boston, Massachusetts August 11, 2014.   REUTERS/Faith Ninivaggi

Make The Supreme Court Enroll In Obamacare

9:44 AM 06/26/2015

As power-worshipping authoritarians love to remind us, Obamacare is the law of the land. Okay, then. Let's watch the people who forced this law on us as they worm their way out of following it themselves.

One Less Thing To Worry About: Skynet

5:42 PM 06/25/2015

When these guys show up at your door looking for Sarah Connor, it's not really gonna be a problem.

Republican presidential candidate and Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal waves after formally announcing his campaign for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination in Kenner, Louisiana June 24, 2015.   REUTERS/Jonathan Bachman

It’s Not Racist If He’s A Republican

1:29 PM 06/25/2015

Ladies and gentlemen: The Daily Show's Aasif Mandvi.

Shepard Fairey disappointed in Obama, calls Americans lazy (Photo: Shepard Fairey)

‘Hope’ Dope Shepard Fairey Wanted By Detroit PD

11:22 AM 06/25/2015

Shepard Fairey's creepy, vaguely communist iconography helped propel Barack Obama to the White House. As it turns out, that was the high point for both of them.

Obama To Transgendered Community: ‘Shame On You’

8:19 PM 06/24/2015

Looks like America's Boyfriend prefers his LGB with a little less T.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev gestures towards a surveillance camera in his holding cell in this 2013 surveillance image released by the U.S. Justice department. REUTERS/USDOJ

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: BTW, Sorry About That

3:37 PM 06/24/2015

Jann Wenner's favorite little twink didn't apologize for setting off those bombs and killing those people when he got caught. He didn't apologize the whole time he was in jail. He didn't apologize when he went to court. But it's never too late to play make-believe.

Colonoscopy Patient Wins Half A Mil Because His Doctors Are Jerks

12:04 PM 06/24/2015

As someone who has been under anesthesia more than once, I have anĀ opinion about the following story. And as someone who received a settlement from the people who put me in the hospital in the first place, I have another opinion.

              FILE - In this Aug. 30, 2013, file photo, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal addresses attendees during the Americans for Prosperity Foundation's Defending the American Dream Summit in Orlando, Fla. With no end in sight to the federal government shutdown, Republican governors eyeing the 2016 presidential race are pitching themselves as can-do politicians and highlighting records of achievement.

Bobby Jindal Isn’t A Real Indian, Say White Liberals

3:17 PM 06/23/2015

Ladies and gentlemen: The Washington Post.