Blog - DC Trawler
Martial arts fans have been looking for the next Bruce Lee ever since he died. The search is over!
Some Americans think they have the right to criticize their leaders, while still respecting the human rights of those leaders and wishing them no harm.
Rage Against The Cuisine: Tom Morello Blasts Seattle Cafe For Making Him Wait In Line Like A Commoner
If you don't know who Tom Morello is, he's the guy from Rage Against the Machine whose guitar solos all sound the same and are not good.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "ISIL." "ISIL who?" "ISIL have no idea what to do about this $#!+." -- @BarackObama to WH Press Corps, 9/10/14
Hello. Jim Treacher, AKA Sean Medlock here. How are you today? That's nice. That's just fine.
And that's all there is to it. If you're not outraged by this latest example of the white man's mockery -- composed entirely of things Sharpton has said and done in public -- you're a damn racist.
I do not like pandas. Every day, these cockroaches with fur give me more evidence that I'm right.
Yesterday, I finally received my settlement from the U.S. State Department for crippling me with one of their heavily armored security vehicles as I crossed a DC street legally back in Feb. 2010. It has put me in a reflective mood, and here’s some of the stuff I babbled about it.
Look out, Kevin Bacon. You're next.
We've all been there: We scrimp and save until we can afford an Obama statue to put on the front porch. It becomes a beloved part of our lives. It's a comforting reminder of... whatever it's supposed to remind us about.
In the unlikely event that you were going to blame all British Muslims for the beheading of James Foley in front of the whole world, you really shouldn't. This was a single British Muslim, acting entirely on his own, and he has nothing to do with any other Muslims from Britain or anywhere else.
Staged ‘Viral’ Video Depicts Suburban Dad Running Over Grown-@$$ Son’s Videogames With Riding Mower, But It’s Still Pretty Funny
This is the fakest thing that's ever been faked in the history of Internet fakery, but if they want it to go viral, I'm willing to do my part.
Taylor Swift seems like a pleasant enough young lady, although I'm sure I could name more of her ex-boyfriends than the titles of her songs.
If You’re A Native American Who Supports The Washington Redskins, Does That Make You An Uncle Tom-Tom?
It's probably racist to ask that, so never mind. Just watch these Native American race-traitors as they pass up a prime opportunity to call white people racists:
What good is a Day of Rage without any rage? Then it's just a day. Days are boring!
Or God, or Allah, or Vishnu, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or whatever you want to call it. Your delusional hysteria has not gone unnoticed, and this message is for you:
So proclaims noted typist and honorary black man Tommy Christopher, who really didn't like my post about Don Lemon yesterday.