Blog - DC Trawler
Not a tall person. Not a midget. Not a figurative tall midget. An actual tall midget.
One of the benefits of being an old person is that cameraphones and social media didn't exist when you were 19. None of the stupid things you did were captured for posterity. One bad evening with a headful of hooch and hormones didn't follow you around for life.
I'm not the biggest fan of Halloween, but it hasn't been so bad ever since I installed the electric fence, gator-filled moat, and land mines all around my compound. The only treat those little rugrats are getting is a ride in an ambulance.
Hey, you fight with the weapons you have. Lord knows Hillary's got plenty of unsold copies of Hard Choices.
I knew things were bad over there. I had no idea they were this bad.
This weekend in Montana, brothers Chase and Shane Dellwo were bow-hunting for elk when Chase was attacked by a grizzly bear. Thanks to some quick thinking and a knowledge of bear anatomy, Chase lived to tell the tale.
Rachel Dolezal is a huge hero!
I'm not saying they're a bunch of racists. I'm just pointing out what they're doing.
Cops and donut shops. It's such a cliché that it's not even fun to joke about anymore.
In every possible sense.
Why doesn't he know? When was the last time he talked to his own son?
Last November in St. Louis, a Bosnian immigrant named Zemir Begic was beaten to death by four "juveniles" of no given description. The faceless "teens" started damaging Begic's car, and when he got out, they beat him in the head and face with hammers. Then they left him in the street to die.
It's always good to have the endorsement of a state governor.
Pregnant Student Kicks Pregnant EMT During Huge Brawl At Milwaukee’s Barack Obama School Of Career And Technical Education
I'm not going to make any jokes about this. It would be redundant.
You tell 'em, Bibi. The UN isn't useless. It's worse than useless.
Step 1: Find a place where white folks tend to congregate.
Step 2: Spoil their day because they resemble people you don't like.
America, 2015: Where a kid can't bite a Pop Tart into the shape of a gun, but his parents can suppress his puberty with drugs because he likes dolls.
Do you really need to see something for yourself to know whether or not it's true?