Jim Treacher

John Kerry: #NotAllMuslims Are Terrorists

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry testifies before a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing on

Kerry spoke at the World Economic Forum in Davos early Friday, and it was every bit as honest, forthright, and realistic as you'd expect.

Actor Seth Rogen arrives at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscars Party in West Hollywood, California in this file photo taken March 2, 2014. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok/Files

Seth Rogen: Sorry About That Whole ‘Nazi’ Thing

2:00 PM 01/23/2015

"American Sniper kind of reminds me of the movie that's showing in the third act of Inglorious Basterds."

Obama Won’t Talk To The Prime Minister Of Israel, But He’ll Talk To THESE Clowns

11:05 AM 01/23/2015

Ladies and gentlemen: the President of the United States.

Do Black Lives Matter to #BlackLivesMatter?

10:47 AM 01/23/2015

That depends. Can they be used for political purposes? Can dishonest "activists" get a good story out of 'em? Then yes, a handful of black lives do matter. As for all the other black lives in the world, not so much.

Alec Baldwin Calls Out Chickenhawk For Defending Chris Kyle

2:17 PM 01/22/2015

If there's one man who knows all about America's fighting forces, it's Alec Baldwin. After all, he once stopped WWIII from breaking out when the captain of the Red October defected. And he's probably played military guys in movies or on TV. (I'm assuming? Let's just say he has.) Plus, he's a veteran of many tours of combat with the paparazzi.

U.S. President Barack Obama on Friday. (JONATHAN ERNST / Reuters)

SOTU Ratings: LOL

1:03 PM 01/22/2015

Remember how sick of Bill Clinton you were by the time he left office, America? Well, Obama's already there, with two years to go.

Hillary Clinton waves to the crowd while being introduced by democratic challenger for Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf at a

Hillary Clinton Is Very Good At Impersonating World Leaders

12:36 PM 01/22/2015

Don't believe me? Just watch her as she charms this Canadian crowd with some completely off-the-cuff humor.

Eric Holder at the 2013 National Convention in Orlando. Tim Boyles/Getty Images.

Now That Ferguson Has Cooled Down, DOJ Quits Pretending It Was Ever Going To File Charges Against Darren Wilson

12:00 PM 01/22/2015

The Obama Way: Say what you think people want to hear, and keep saying it until they leave you alone. Then do whatever you were going to do anyway.

This Tuesday, Jan. 4, 2011 photo shows a pedestrian walking while using a phone in New York. While smartphones and other electronic devices changed popular culture by offering an ability to always stay connected, it so swiftly turned into such a compelling need that a simple walk down the street is considered wasted time.    (AP Photo/Bebeto Matthews)

Do You Know What ‘Manslamming’ Is?

10:27 AM 01/22/2015

As if New Yorkers don't have enough problems already, they're actively making up new ones.

#NotAllMuslims Stab Random Israelis On Tel Aviv Bus

4:18 PM 01/21/2015

Another day, another act of violence with no connection to any other act of violence, past or future.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) speaks to reporters on the upcoming budget battle on Capitol Hill in Washington December 9, 2014. REUTERS/Gary Cameron

Nobody Told Harry Reid That His Team Lost?

11:23 AM 01/21/2015

He's still talking like he's got any leverage.

President Obama waves before delivering his State of the Union address.  REUTERS/Larry Downing

That Was The Best State Of The Union Address You’ve Ever Seen, And You Know It

10:14 AM 01/21/2015

I was skeptical, to say the least. But Obama proved me wrong yet again. Here's why:

There’s Only One Thing You Need To Watch On TV Tonight

2:33 PM 01/20/2015

The State of the Union Address? Blah, blah, blah. The only interesting thing about it will be how this year's lies compare and contrast with last year's. Nope.

Can You Guess What Happened At This Concert For Non-Violence?

1:23 PM 01/20/2015

This weekend there was a benefit concert in St. Louis to promote non-violence. At one point there was a disagreement of some sort backstage, but everybody worked together and settled the dispute without anyone getting hurt.

Ben Cohen To Ben & Jerry’s Franchisees: You Guys Should Totally Sell ‘Hands Up, Don’t Shoot’ T-Shirts

11:37 AM 01/20/2015

Hey everybody, it's a fat old hippie from Vermont who has all the money he's ever going to need, so now he devotes his time to being really upset about social injustice and stuff like that.

#NotAllMuslims Execute Teenagers For Watching Soccer

10:44 AM 01/20/2015

I'm sure you can find some way to blame the following on George Bush.

What Makes Hillary Clinton So Darn Likable?

1:12 PM 01/19/2015

David Rutz of the Washington Free Beacon has done it again. If you're a visitor from another planet, a different dimension, and/or or the far future, and you want to know why so many Americans in 2015 want Hillary Clinton to be the President of the United States, watch and learn.

The Voice Of Black America: Nelli Ruotsalainen

12:28 PM 01/19/2015

First we laughed at the dummies who shut down an interstate in Boston, because #BlackLivesMatter except when they're trying to get to work in the morning.

angry Muslim guy. Photo - memegenerator

#NotAllMuslims Want The NYPD To Quit Noticing Islamic Radicalization

10:56 AM 01/19/2015

Not all Muslims are terrorists. (That would sure be a lot of terrorists!) Therefore, we shouldn't talk about any Muslims who just so happen to become terrorists.