Jim Treacher
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              Two wild male turkeys stand in Mary Jane Froese's parents yard in Staten Island, Monday, Nov. 11, 2013, in New York.  They are among a population of roving turkeys that has become a mess-making, traffic-stopping scourge to some residents, an unexpected bit of makeshift nature to others and a fraught project for government officials. Since dozens of the turkeys were rounded up and killed this summer, the birds’ future has become as a topic as heated as a Thanksgiving meat thermometer. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

You live in the greatest country in the world.* You can speak your mind, and you have a level of personal power that's unprecedented in human history. You can speak truth to the power that has turned "Speak Truth to Power" into a joke.

Roses rest on a t-shirt at a makeshift memorial for Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri August 19, 2014.  REUTERS/Joshua Lott

Next Ferguson Narrative: Racist Cop Shot Kid For Questioning His Manhood

11:03 AM 11/26/2014

Just because there's no evidence that "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" ever happened, and plenty of evidence to the contrary, that doesn't mean you should change your opinion. Why let the facts get in the way of a good story?

President Barack Obama laughing. Photo: AP

Obama: ‘I Just Took An Action To Change The Law’

9:43 AM 11/26/2014

The great thing about Obama's TelePrompter is that when he stops reading from it, he slips up and tells the truth.

Obamacare: Inside Chucky Schumer

2:37 PM 11/25/2014

Now that Jonathan Gruber has removed all doubt among anybody with an IQ above room temperature, at least one of Obama's former comrades can point out the obvious: Obamacare stinks. Chuck Schumer is attacking King Barry from the left, of course, but at least for once he's half-right.

Economist Jonathan Gruber speaks at a conference of the Workers Compensation Research Institute in Boston, Mass., March 12, 2014. Dr. Gruber is a professor at MIT and the architect of the health-care reform laws in Massachusetts and the American Affordable Care Act. (REUTERS/Dominick Reuter)

Jonathan Gruber To Testify Before Congress About How Stupid The Democrats Are

12:58 PM 11/25/2014

Does it really count as a lie if the people you're targeting already know you're lying, but they're okay with it because it'll help them get what they want?

Ferguson Protesters Mete Out #JusticeForMikeBrown

8:30 AM 11/25/2014

Congratulations.

Google Maps, Google Earth, Google News, And Now: Google Deathray

6:06 PM 11/24/2014

What's that you say? You'd rather use Bing? You prefer Safari? Yahoo Maps is more your style? If you have not yet been assimilated, Google has plans to deal with you.

I Stand Corrected RE: Obama’s Executive Amnesty

1:38 PM 11/24/2014

Boy, is my face red. I was silly enough to think that when the president of the United States stood up in front of everybody and tore the Constitution into little tiny pieces, it was a bad thing. But actually it's a really good thing, you guys!

Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin Has Some Advice For You

12:09 PM 11/24/2014

Where does Alec Baldwin find the time? Between his top-rated sitcom, his long-running MSNBC talk show, his string of blockbuster movies, and his sold-out speaking tour, the guy has got a lot on his plate.

From The Treacher Archives: How A ‘Stimulus’ Bill Became A Law

9:33 AM 11/24/2014

Apparently, SNL has decided Obama is no longer "flawless." Even the comedic geniuses at 30 Rock can't ignore his lawlessness anymore:

President Barack Obama laughs at a joke during the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in Washington May 3, 2014. (REUTERS/Joshua Roberts)

Obama: Laws, Schmaws

11:50 AM 11/21/2014

You'll read and hear a lot of words expended on Obama's executive amnesty, but here's what it boils down to: If he can get what he wants via legal or quasi-legal means, fine. He'll hammer a square peg into a round hole until it just about fits, and then he'll claim the hole was square all along.

House Of Cosbys

10:01 AM 11/21/2014

The following comes from Channel101.com, a comedy site created by Dan Harmon (Community, being even tougher to work with than Chevy Chase, etc.) and Rob Schrab. It's a very silly cartoon about a guy who figures out how to make clones of Bill Cosby, each with some particular trait. Basically, it was an excuse for a bunch of nerds to do their crappy Cosby impressions, build a goofy story around it, and animate it. It was a loving (if twisted) homage to a comedian they'd all grown up with.

World’s Cutest Panda Loves The Snow!

11:27 AM 11/20/2014

Got a case of the winter blahs already? Is living in Utopia getting you down? Just plain bummed?Then you know what time it is: It's Panda Time!!!

Sen. Elizabeth Warren appears at the Senate Banking Housing and Urban Affairs Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington Feb. 27, 2014.  (REUTERS/Gary Cameron)

Elizabeth Warren Shuts Down Fellow Native American On Senate Floor

10:19 AM 11/20/2014

As we all know, Elizabeth Warren is a Native American when it suits her. She's glad to use her purported heritage when it's to her advantage. But as you're about to see, she'll cast it aside in an instant when it embarrasses her.

Bill Cosby stars as Hilton Lucas on COSBY.  1996. Photo cr: Tony Esparza/CBS. Copyright CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved. 85581039

From 1969: Bill Cosby On ‘Spanish Fly’

12:55 PM 11/19/2014

I am officially an agnostic regarding the rape allegations against Bill Cosby. It doesn't sound good, and it's getting worse by the day, but I still don't know what to believe. I don't blame anybody else for making up their minds, but I haven't yet.

A rainbow flag flies below the American flag Thursday, Aug. 12, 2010, outside City Hall in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

Dear Abortion Enthusiasts: Is It Okay To Kill Your Baby In The Womb If He’s Gay?

11:54 AM 11/19/2014

If there's one thing we know for sure about our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters on the left, it's that they f***ing love science. But sometimes scientific advancement raises some rather thorny questions. Especially if you're too smart to really believe in anything.

A QuikTrip convenience store burns during a night of rioting in Ferguson, Missouri August 10, 2014.   REUTERS/Robert Cohen/St. Louis Post-Dispatch/MCT

Ferguson Protester Wants To Target People Who ‘Don’t Look Like Me’

10:55 AM 11/19/2014

The following video was recorded at an "activist training session" organized by Lisa Fithian, an anarchist agitator who helped make events like the 1999 WTO meeting and Occupy Wall Street so very peaceful. In this clip, one young woman makes her motives very clear.

Grubergate Explained

5:21 PM 11/18/2014

It's only been a week since Jonathan Gruber, Obamacare's one-man wrecking crew, started sweating his gonads off. Almost every day, somebody uncovers yet another Gruber soundbite about how lying in service of Obamacare is awesome, and if you believed any of it, you're dumb. For this service and his other forms of fraud, the feds and several states have thrown millions of dollars at Gruber.

U.S. President Barack Obama greets Reverend Al Sharpton before addressing the audience at the National Action Network's 20th annual Keepers of the Dream Awards gala in New York April 6, 2011.  REUTERS/Lucas Jackson (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS) - RTR2KWG4

Al Sharpton Wants Higher Taxes For Everybody But Himself

1:51 PM 11/18/2014

In fact, he doesn't want to pay taxes at all. Can you give him one good reason he should, you racist?