Jim Treacher
Contributor

Speak, Sally, Speak!

Sally Kohn.

Yesterday I told you about CNN's Sally Kohn falling for the false "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" narrative that's been spun around the Michael Brown shooting. She made up her own set of facts about what happened and who said what, and now that the physical evidence has proven her wrong, she's not dealing with it very well.

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Geraldo On Ebola: A Tale Of Two Tweets

10:54 AM 10/24/2014

What happens when an abstraction becomes a reality? What happens when you realize that a virus doesn't care about your opinions?

Bristol Palin arrives at the Candie's Foundation 10th anniversary

Bristol Palin Was Assaulted, And Then She Was Mocked For It By People Who Hate Her Mom

10:21 AM 10/24/2014

Kudos to my colleague Matt Lewis for standing up for a woman who was attacked and then laughed at, nationally, for being attacked.

Wendy Davis: Greg Abbott Is Exploiting His Handicap

5:18 PM 10/23/2014

We all know that "No" means "No." But some of us have forgotten that if you're asked a yes/no question and you don't say "No," you're saying "Yes."

Sally Kohn.

What Are The ‘Apparent Facts’ About Ferguson?

1:18 PM 10/23/2014

If you've been paying attention to the news for the past couple of years, you may have noticed a pattern: When a black teenager is shot by a white person, or even a "white Hispanic," that black teenager becomes a secular saint. Once his martyrdom has been established, as quickly as possible, any facts that interfere with his veneration are dismissed if not condemned.

What Happens When A Bunch Of Food Snobs Are Tricked Into Eating McDonald’s?

10:47 AM 10/23/2014

Humiliating the pompous and proving that foodies are frauds is great sport in any language. Watch these two Dutch bros walk around a food convention in the Netherlands, serving yummy McDonald's grub to a bunch of "experts" and telling them it's organic:

U.S. President Barack Obama listens at a meeting with India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington September 30, 2014.       REUTERS/Larry Downing

Senate Dem Aide: White House ‘Has Sunk From Annoying To Embarrassing’

3:34 PM 10/22/2014

Sure, the Democrats are taking the rest of us down with them. But that shouldn't keep us from having a laugh at their expense as their world falls apart and they claw at each other's throats. Tee-hee!

Watch These Adorable Little Princesses Curse For Feminism (And T-Shirt Sales)

12:28 PM 10/22/2014

Sometimes, you have to shock people in order to get their attention. If that means exploiting children to lament the supposed exploitation of women, them's the breaks.

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk: Eat Me

9:51 AM 10/22/2014

As we all know, PETA's mission is to stop people from eating tasty animals. In furtherance of this goal, the members of the group are willing to humiliate themselves in any way their strange imaginations allow. Usually this involves some form of public nudity, likening the chicken industry to the Holocaust, frightening children with fake Happy Meals, and other buffoonery.

Write Your Own Anthony Weiner Joke, People

3:28 PM 10/21/2014

Ebola. ISIS. Bob Stookey's leg. Everything seems to be going wrong. Americans are super-depressed about America, even though Barack Obama is president. We need some cheering up. We need somebody to help us forget all our problems. We need to laugh again.

Wendy Davis: No, Seriously, Greg Abbott Wants To Ban His Own Marriage

12:39 PM 10/21/2014

Don't let us interrupt, Wendy. Keep talking.

Obama To Dem Senate Candidates: You’re Stuck With Me

10:39 AM 10/21/2014

No matter how far the Democrats flee from the failed presidency of the dismally unpopular Barack Obama, they can't escape him. He won't allow it. His ego won't let him accept what's happening, and his attempts to reassert his dominance are only making things worse.

Wendy Davis Wants To Know If Greg Abbott, Whose Wife Is Mexican-American, Supports A Ban On Interracial Marriage

2:18 PM 10/20/2014

The Wendy Davis campaign is doing a great job convincing Texans to get out and vote.

Monica Lewinsky Just Joined Twitter

11:57 AM 10/20/2014

Now that Bill Clinton has rebranded himself, magically transforming from a predator of women to an advocate for them, it's time for his most (in)famous old flame to step back into the public eye.

Another White Democrat Senatorial Candidate Distances Herself From Obama

10:06 AM 10/20/2014

First, Alison Grimes turned her back on America's first black president. Then it was Michelle Nunn. And now, to complete the triumvirate of Democratic Party racism: West Virginia senatorial candidate Natalie Tennant.

Obama: My Credit Card Was Rejected For Fraud

2:18 PM 10/17/2014

What happens when King Barry tries to spend his own money? Nobody knows what to do.

U.S. Deputy Attorney General James Cole (R) calls on a reporter as U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York Preet Bharara (L) looks on after announcing a settlement with Anadarko Petroleum Corp at the Justice Department in Washington April 3, 2014. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

Eric Holder’s Top Deputy Resigns, But Not Because Of Fast And Furious, Honest

12:21 PM 10/17/2014

Remember Fast & Furious? Not the crappy movie series, but the crappy ATF scheme to hand out guns like party favors to Mexican drug gangs. Eric Holder definitely didn't resign over it, and neither did his top guy.

NIH To America: You Can Either Have Your Ebola Vaccine Or You Can Have Your Origami Condoms

10:45 AM 10/17/2014

As we all know, the evil Republicans are giving everybody Ebola by cutting funding to efficient, responsible government agencies such as the National Institutes of Health. Why, the NIH is so underfunded, they can only spare a couple of million for developing better dong-wrappers.

Wendy Davis Still Isn’t Sure You Know Greg Abbott Is In A Wheelchair

2:39 PM 10/16/2014

Did you know Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair? Because Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair. In case you didn't know Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair, here's a Wendy Davis campaign ad to remind you that Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair.