Jim Treacher

#illridewithyou Was Even More Fraudulent Than I Thought

A hostage runs towards a police officer outside Lindt cafe, where other hostages are being held, in Martin Place in central Sydney December 15, 2014.  REUTERS/Jason Reed

When an Islamic terrorist took hostages in a Sydney, Australia cafe this week, the first thing our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters did -- before the siege was even over, before two of the hostages were killed -- was change the subject.

Whoopi And Rosie Scream At Each Other About Racism, Homophobia, The Usual

12:18 PM 12/19/2014

As we all learned this week, America is so racist that short white people feel justified in asking for Michelle Obama's help reaching high shelves at Target. Despite this compelling evidence, Nicolle Wallace -- the resident conservative* on The View -- is still racist enough to ask if America is a racist country.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton answers a question as she discusses her new book

Reminder: Hillary Clinton Has Directly Contributed To Rape Culture

10:15 AM 12/19/2014

That is, if we're to believe there's even such a thing as "rape culture." And we must believe that, or else feminists will call us "rape apologists" or "rape deniers." We certainly don't want that, do we?

Up Yours, Norks

8:58 AM 12/19/2014

I'm with Elliot.

(AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, File)

Patton Oswalt: A Tale Of Two Tweets

2:22 PM 12/18/2014

That was then:

#NotAllMuslims Kidnap 185 Women & Children, Murder 32

11:09 AM 12/18/2014

I stand corrected: #illridewithyou is working after all.

Cuba's President Raoul Castro speaks to the nation via public television in Havana December 17, 2014. REUTERS/Cuba TV via Reuters TV

Leftists Mourn Possible End Of Cuban Poverty

3:18 PM 12/17/2014

Sure, Cuba is a failed state and a miserable socialist dictatorship. But it's so quaint!

Second Bosnian Victim In St. Louis Was Lying

1:28 PM 12/17/2014

Last week, I blogged about a woman in St. Louis who said she was attacked because of her Bosnian heritage. As it turns out, she was lying and there's video evidence.

              First lady Michelle Obama, wearing a hat and sunglasses, stands in line at a Target department store in Alexandria, Va., Thursday, Sept. 29, 2011, after doing some shopping.  (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

Michelle Obama: America Is So Racist, A White Lady At Target Asked Me To Reach The Top Shelf

10:49 AM 12/17/2014

The current People will sell better than the Hillary Clinton issue, because Hillary Clinton isn't on the cover. And when readers turn to the magazine's latest hard-hitting look at the Obamas, they'll learn that even the First Lady of the United States isn't immune from racism.

Caption This: Bill Clinton Presses The Flesh

9:13 AM 12/17/2014


hillary clinton people magazine cover

Hillary Clinton Sells (Very Few) Magazines

5:25 PM 12/16/2014

Elizabeth Warren's tribe should take heart: Hillary is in no way inevitable.

Rape-Hoaxer Lena Dunham: A Tale Of Two Tweets

2:32 PM 12/16/2014

First the setup. Then the punchline.

Islamic Terrorist Man Haron Monis: A ‘Lone Wolf,’ Known To Australian Authorities For Years

12:44 PM 12/16/2014

We all know the pattern by now:

Anthony Kiedis, right, and Michael 'Flea' Balzary of Red Hot Chili Peppers performs during the Rock in Rio music festival in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, early Sunday Sept.  25, 2011. The festival, which runs through Oct. 2, includes performances by Katy Perry, Rihanna, Stevie Wonder, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metallica, Guns N' Roses and Coldplay. (AP Photo/Felipe Dana)

Enjoy Spicy Food? Congratulations, You’re a Bad@$$

10:49 AM 12/16/2014

Red hot chili peppers aren't just the greatest band in history. They're also the key to being better than all the other males in your immediate vicinity.

What Do NYC Protesters Want? Dead Cops. When Do They Want Them? Now.

6:28 PM 12/15/2014

You're not a racist or an Uncle Tom for watching the following, as long as you don't dare to disagree.

(Photo by Angela Weiss/Getty Images)

In Which I Agree With Aaron Sorkin

1:54 PM 12/15/2014

It happens less and less often, as the world moves on and Sorkin's whole schtick doesn't. But writing in yesterday's NYT, he puts his coke-dappled finger on exactly what's been bothering me about the Sony hackers:

Caption This: CNN’s Margaret Hoover, Sally Kohn, and Mel Robbins Propagate A Lie About The Michael Brown Shooting

11:59 AM 12/15/2014


#NotAllMuslims Take Hostages In Sydney, Australia

10:01 AM 12/15/2014

This news story has nothing to do with any previous news stories or any subsequent news stories. It is a completely isolated event that tells us nothing about the world in which we live.

Economist Jonathan Gruber speaks at a conference of the Workers Compensation Research Institute in Boston, Massachusetts, March 12, 2014. Dr. Gruber is a professor at MIT and the architect of the healthcare reform laws in Massachusetts and the American Affordable Care Act. REUTERS/Dominick Reuter  (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS BUSINESS HEADSHOT) - RTR3GTJA

Jonathan Gruber Has Never Lied About Obamacare, And Here’s Why

3:31 PM 12/12/2014

Just hear me out.