Blog - DC Trawler
Remember when a guy could become a leading man in Hollywood without bashing America? Remember when patriotism was something to be passed down to the next generation, not something to be sneered at by people who think they're better than you because you pay to watch them act out other people's words? Remember when believing in something greater than yourself was a good thing?
If there's a hurricane today, that's proof of
global warming climate change. If there's not a hurricane today, that's also proof of global warming climate change. Everything is proof of global warming climate change. Unless, of course, you're a science-denier.
Hang onto your hats, people. The 2016 race just got blown wide open!!
More choices = more hunger. Everybody knows that. Which is why it's so brave of Bernie Sanders to tell us as much.
The stuff that appears on Al Sharpton's teleprompter every night is stupid and wrong, but at least it's not boring by the time he's done mangling it:
Her Majesty's Twitter feed is a lot of fun. She's got some great pics of a poorly constructed android attempting to smile at humans, she's running a contest where the "winner" gets to meet her, and, most importantly, she expresses her most heartfelt opinions on the issues of the day.
Not having enough money is bad. Everybody should have more money. Therefore, the role of government is to raise wages. Then people will have more money, which is good. Good things are good.
And she will let nothing stand in her way.
If you've ever suspected that the next President of the United States isn't a big fan of personal hygiene, you are absolutely correct.
I propose a toast! To the Golden State. Or, more specifically, the Golden Brown State.
Clearly, the greatest threat to humanity in 2015 is
global warming climate change angry sky gods. But what do we do about it? How do we fix it? What's the solution?
As longtime readers know, I'm always glad when employees of the United States Department of State are held accountable for their actions. Sometimes it can take a while.
Modern weapons and cowardly 7th Century psychosis. What a combo.
Hey, it's no big deal that Hillary Clinton used a homebrew e-mail server exclusively during her tenure as Secretary of State. Nor is it a big deal that she admitted to wiping the hard drive. Nor that she openly lied about what was in her correspondence. (Turns out it wasn't just recipes and yoga schedules after all.)
Why did you leave us, Dave? Why???