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Slate Eulogizes Alan Colmes: ‘Buffoon And Patsy’

Alan Colmes (Youtube/Screengrab)

Alan Colmes passed away yesterday at the age of 66. Everyone who worked with him at Fox News has had nothing but good things to say about him. Over at Slate.com, though, they've got a different way of paying their respects.

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 11:  Radio host Billy Bush attends The American Heart Association's Go Red For Women Red Dress Collection 2016 Presented By Macy's at The Arc, Skylight at Moynihan Station on February 11, 2016 in New York City.  (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for AHA)

Did Somebody At NBC Leak The Access Hollywood Trump Tape To Oust Billy Bush?

3:21 PM 02/24/2017

Let's face it... wouldn't you?

WHCD – CNN = 911

12:44 PM 02/24/2017

As America counts down the minutes to the biggest night of the year, one question looms large: Will CNN attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner? The answer: Possibly not!

Starbucks Chief Executive Howard Schultz speaks during the company's annual shareholder's meeting in Seattle, Washington March 18, 2015. Starbucks Corp will begin offering delivery in New York City and Seattle later this year, when it also plans to expand mobile order and pay services across the United States. REUTERS/David Ryder

Starbucks’ Plan To Hire 10,000 Refugees Is Hurting Its Brand

12:07 PM 02/24/2017

When Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz announced the company's plan to hire 10,000 refugees, I didn't think he went far enough. There are 25,000 Starbucks stores --- seriously, just do a 360 right now and you'll see one --- so the company should hire at least one refugee per store. That way, every Starbucks customer can run to his, her, or xer nearest store and protest Trump by buying some bad coffee from a grateful refugee. That'll show those racists!

A radio-controlled flying witch makes a test flight past a moon setting into clouds along the pacific ocean in Carlsbad, California October 8, 2014. REUTERS/Mike Blake

Tonight, By The Light Of The Waning Moon, Witches Will Cast A Binding Spell On Donald Trump

9:34 AM 02/24/2017

Double, double, toil and trouble
Dems are crawling through the rubble
Politics has got them stumped
But can some witches take down Trump?

Caption This: Richard Spencer, Before Getting Kicked Out Of CPAC

5:23 PM 02/23/2017

The New York Times (Credit: Erika Cross / Shutterstock.com)

Now The NYT Has A New Slogan Too

2:23 PM 02/23/2017

Speaking truth to power took a nice long snooze between, oh, around 2009-2016. But now it's back in a big way. Yesterday the Washington Post unveiled a new slogan, apparently written by Bruce Wayne: "Democracy Dies in Darkness." Not to be outdone, their comrades up north have come up with some great new branding of their own. Get this: Now they care about the truth!

Pope Francis waves after delivering his

Pope Francis Is Not Impressed By Social Media

1:06 PM 02/23/2017

And he just said so on... Twitter!

Shia LaBeouf is seen near the camera during his He Will Not Divide Us livestream outside the Museum of the Moving Image in Astoria, in the Queens borough of New York January 24, 2017 as a protest against President Donald Trump. LaBeouf has installed a camera at the Museum of the Moving Image in New York that will run a continuous live stream for the duration of Trump's presidency. LaBeouf is inviting the public to participate in the project by saying the phrase, He will not divide us, into the camera. (Photo credit: TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

‘He Will Not Divide Us’ Gets Shut Down Again

10:44 AM 02/23/2017

No offense to noted thespian and artbro Shia LaBeouf, but I'm starting to think that putting up a webcam to protest Donald Trump was a bad idea.

Transgender Bathrooms (Photos: Stock Images)

AMERICA IN CRISIS: Trump Won’t Tell Us Where To Go Potty

8:30 AM 02/23/2017

It's right there in the preamble to the United States Constitution: "“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish where People of all Genders can make Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee." That's the role of government. Or at least it was until that fascist Trump showed up!

Caption This: Dakota Access Pipeline Protesters Burn Down Their Own Camp

5:47 PM 02/22/2017

TV host Bill Maher  speaks during the HBO portion of the 2011 Summer TCA Tour held at the Beverly Hilton on July 28, 2011 in Beverly Hills, California.  (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

And Now Here’s Bill Maher Condoning Sex With Minors

3:46 PM 02/22/2017

You've heard Milo Yiannopoulos talk about it. You've heard George Takei talk about it. Now here's another guy who you may or may not like talking about it. Except, like the latter and unlike the former, this guy will suffer no professional consequences for it. Because he's a liberal.

Only 214 Charged With Inauguration Day Rioting

1:37 PM 02/22/2017

As you know, all anti-Republican demonstrations are "mostly peaceful." Whenever leftists gather, it's always a mere handful of "outside agitators" who make trouble for everybody else. That held true on Inauguration Day, when the rioting was limited to fewer than 215 black-bloc rapscallions. Whew!

POLL: Give The Washington Post A New Slogan

11:32 AM 02/22/2017

Earlier today, our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters at the Washington Post unveiled their new slogan: "Democracy Dies in Darkness." Very dramatic. The lights were off between Inauguration Day 2009 and Inauguration Day 2017, but now they're back on again!

Activists Put ‘Refugees Welcome’ Banner On Statue Of Liberty, Forget To List Their Home Addresses

9:00 AM 02/22/2017

If you propose unfettered immigration to the United States, if you don't think there should be any laws limiting it, then answer this: Where are all those people going to live? If you really mean what you say, you should be prepared to clean out your spare room or fold out your couch. If you want them all to stay here, fine, they can stay here. With you.

Telling Marine Le Pen To Wear A Headscarf Is Mansplaining

9:52 PM 02/21/2017

Earlier today, French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen -- or, as she's invariably described in the press, far-right French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen -- refused to wear a headscarf to meet Lebanon's Grand High Poobah or whoever. Considering she's a woman and therefore a protected class, you'd think that would be the end of it. No means no, right? Wellllll...

Actor George Takei gestures at the premiere of the movie

Prominent Gay Man Advocates Pedophilia

7:34 PM 02/21/2017

This is shocking. Why is a man who can laugh about such things given a public platform?

POTUS Tells Series Of Blatant Lies

3:47 PM 02/21/2017

Courtesy of the Washington Free Beacon, here's a supercut of the President of the United States looking out at his constituents and lying to them without shame. If this doesn’t chill you to your soul, you don’t have one.

Bao Bao Stinks

1:58 PM 02/21/2017

What's that sound? Is it a garbage truck? No, but there's definitely some trash being hauled. Its name is Bao Bao.