Jim Treacher
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Chris Pratt Teaches His Son The Pledge Of Allegience

Remember when a guy could become a leading man in Hollywood without bashing America? Remember when patriotism was something to be passed down to the next generation, not something to be sneered at by people who think they're better than you because you pay to watch them act out other people's words? Remember when believing in something greater than yourself was a good thing?

Caption This: The Resplendent Hillary Clinton

9:35 AM 05/29/2015

Hurricane Gonzalo is seen in an image taken over the Atlantic Ocean by NOAA's GOES satellite at 11:45EDT (15:45GMT) October 16, 2014. REUTERS/NASA/NOAA GOES Project/Handout

NOAA Predicts ‘Below-Normal’ Hurricane Season; Obama Takes Climate-Change Victory Lap

2:34 PM 05/28/2015

If there's a hurricane today, that's proof of global warming climate change. If there's not a hurricane today, that's also proof of global warming climate change. Everything is proof of global warming climate change. Unless, of course, you're a science-denier.

A woman poses for a photo illustration with an iPhone as she plays Candy Crush in New York February 18, 2014. REUTERS/Carlo Allegri

BREAKING: Ted Cruz Plays Candy Crush

1:02 PM 05/28/2015

Hang onto your hats, people. The 2016 race just got blown wide open!!

Worst 'do: Sen. Bernie Sanders' coif is ready for liftoff

Please Help Bernie Sanders Save The Children

11:52 AM 05/28/2015

More choices = more hunger. Everybody knows that. Which is why it's so brave of Bernie Sanders to tell us as much.

Thank You, Anthony Weiner

9:51 AM 05/28/2015

I hope you never, ever go away.

Thumbs up from Al Sharpton -- who was once a bombastic leader of the black activist left.

Al Sharpton Is A Bumbling Dolt On Twitter, Too

4:48 PM 05/27/2015

The stuff that appears on Al Sharpton's teleprompter every night is stupid and wrong, but at least it's not boring by the time he's done mangling it:

Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton takes part in a roundtable of young Nevadans discussing immigration as she campaigns for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination at Rancho High School in Las Vegas, Nevada May 5, 2015.  REUTERS/Mike Blake

Hillary Clinton Is ‘Adamantly Against Illegal Immigrants,’ Except When She Isn’t

2:28 PM 05/27/2015

Her Majesty's Twitter feed is a lot of fun. She's got some great pics of a poorly constructed android attempting to smile at humans, she's running a contest where the "winner" gets to meet her, and, most importantly, she expresses her most heartfelt opinions on the issues of the day.

Guess Who Doesn’t Like LA’s New Minimum Wage?

11:54 AM 05/27/2015

Not having enough money is bad. Everybody should have more money. Therefore, the role of government is to raise wages. Then people will have more money, which is good. Good things are good.

Caption This: Coolest Guy Ever

9:06 AM 05/27/2015

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In this file photo from Thursday, Aug. 12, 2010, a rainbow flag flies below the American flag outside City Hall in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

Hillary Clinton Firmly Believes That Marriage Is Between Her And The White House

3:04 PM 05/26/2015

And she will let nothing stand in her way.

U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT) waves to the audience before speaking at the opening of the 2015 National Action Network Convention in New York City April 8, 2015.  REUTERS/Mike Segar

Bernie Sanders Stinks

12:15 PM 05/26/2015

If you've ever suspected that the next President of the United States isn't a big fan of personal hygiene, you are absolutely correct.

Jerry BROWN.

Are You Ready To Drink Your Own Sewage, California?

11:22 AM 05/26/2015

I propose a toast! To the Golden State. Or, more specifically, the Golden Brown State.

Caption This: An Actual Pillow The Hillary Clinton Campaign Is Selling

9:50 AM 05/26/2015

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If You Thought The Coast Guard Was Supposed To, Y’know, Guard The Coast… Think Again

1:04 PM 05/22/2015

Clearly, the greatest threat to humanity in 2015 is global warming climate change angry sky gods. But what do we do about it? How do we fix it? What's the solution?

State Dept. Staffer Accused Of Running ‘Massive Sextortion Scam’

10:33 AM 05/22/2015

As longtime readers know, I'm always glad when employees of the United States Department of State are held accountable for their actions. Sometimes it can take a while.

angry Muslim guy. Photo - memegenerator

#NotAllMuslims Execute Man By Shooting Him With Bazooka

9:03 AM 05/22/2015

Modern weapons and cowardly 7th Century psychosis. What a combo.

Hillary Clinton sends an email (Reuters)

Why Did Hillary Clinton Print Out All Those E-Mails?

3:32 PM 05/21/2015

Hey, it's no big deal that Hillary Clinton used a homebrew e-mail server exclusively during her tenure as Secretary of State. Nor is it a big deal that she admitted to wiping the hard drive. Nor that she openly lied about what was in her correspondence. (Turns out it wasn't just recipes and yoga schedules after all.)

In this Nov. 23, 2010 file photo released by CBS, host David Letterman smiles on the set of

David Letterman’s Departure Is An Unfathomable Loss For Television And The World

12:05 PM 05/21/2015

Why did you leave us, Dave? Why???