Feds Subpoena Anthony Weiner's Phone

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
The scandal that was a copy editors dream. Anthony Weiner (hee-hee, Weiner) tweeted out a picture of his junk to all of his followers. He had to resign from his position as the U.S. Rep of New York’s 9th district as a result, but don’t think that taught Mr. Weiner any lessons: a subsequent 2013 campaign to become the mayor of New York city was derailed after it was revealed he was still sending sexual photos to a woman who was most certainly not his wife, this time under the pseudonym Carlos Danger, marking Weiner as one of the dumbest mayoral candidates with one of the best porn names ever.(Photo: Getty Images)

Yuck

Weiner Again

Opinion | David Lawrence
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 16:  Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) announces his resignation June 16, 2011 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. The resignation comes 10 days after the congressman admitted to sending lewd photos of himself on Twitter to multiple women.  (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

What a sad, sick crew — Hillary, Weiner, Huma and Bill.

Anthony Weiner Is Now Being Investigated By The New York Police Department

Politics | Kaitlan Collins
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 16:  Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) announces his resignation June 16, 2011 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. The resignation comes 10 days after the congressman admitted to sending lewd photos of himself on Twitter to multiple women.  (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

After this relationship surfaced…

FLASHBACK: Donald Trump Totally Predicted Weiner's Alleged Underage Sexting

Daily Caller News Foundation | Blake Neff
Donald Trump speaks during a campaign rally at the Canton Memorial Civic Center on September 14, 2016 (Getty Images)

‘All girls under 18, block him immediately.’

Okay, I'm Done With Weiner Jokes Forever

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
AP10ThingsToSee Weiner Mayor.JPEG
'A 15-year-old girl'

Anthony Weiner Is REALLY In Trouble This Time

Daily Caller News Foundation | Blake Neff
Anthony Weiner, a leading candidate for New York City mayor, stands with his wife Huma Abedin during a press conference on July 23, 2013 in New York City. Weiner addressed news of new allegations that he engaged in lewd online conversations with a woman after he resigned from Congress for similar previous incidents

‘I would bust that tight…”

THANK HIM FOR SMOKING: Ex-House Speaker John Boehner Joins Board Of Tobacco Company

The Mirror | Betsy Rothstein
Reuters.

Tobacco — a great career path for any ex-pol.

Weiner's Weiner Tops Our List Of The Summer's Biggest Political Blunders

Daily Caller News Foundation | Juliegrace Brufke
Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton (Getty Images)

So many scandals …

Anthony Weiner Under Investigation For Inappropriate Family Photo

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Anthony Weiner

[Add stupid pun here]

Vanity Fair: Huma A 'Feminist Hero' Because She Stayed With Weiner To Get Hillary Elected

Entertainment | Kaitlan Collins
(Photo: Getty Images)

‘What she was willing to put up with…’

'Once In 60 Days!' -- Weiner: Huma Never Had Sex With Me

Entertainment | Kaitlan Collins
Anthony Weiner Holds Press Conference As New Sexting Evidence Emerges

He complained to sexting partners

Huma Did What Hillary Never Would, Because Of Her Son

Opinion | Katie Frates
Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner (Credit: Sky Cinema/Flickr)

‘I have made the decision to separate from my husband’

Huma Abedin Stopped Wearing Her Wedding Ring A Long Time Ago

Elections | Kaitlan Collins
Huma Abedin, longtime aide to former US Secretary of State and Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton, returns after a break to speak to the House Select Committee on Benghazi on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC, October 16, 2015. Abedin is testifying behind closed doors Friday before a controversial congressional committee probing a deadly 2012 attack on a US mission in Libya, the panel said.   AFP PHOTO / SAUL LOEB        (Photo credit should read SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images)

Hillary Clinton’s top aide is separated from her husband

A Severed Weiner

Opinion | Ron Hart
(Photo: John Moore/Getty Images)

Anthony Weiner tried to elevate himself to the highest honor a Democrat can bestow upon himself: victimhood.

New York Times Heavily Edits Weiner Article

Politics | Ron Brynaert
The sun peaks over the New York Times Building in New York August 14, 2013. People accessing nytimes.com earlier on Wednesday saw a message that the service was unavailable. New York Times Co spokeswoman Eileen Murphy said the company thinks the cause of the outage was related to a scheduled maintenance update, which occurred within seconds of the website going down. (REUTERS/Brendan McDermid)

‘Campaign upset?’

How Did The NY Post Get Anthony Weiner's Texts And Pics?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
NEW YORK, NY - JULY 23:  Anthony Weiner, a leading candidate for New York City mayor, stands with his wife Huma Abedin during a press conference on July 23, 2013 in New York City. Weiner addressed news of new allegations that he engaged in lewd online conversations with a woman after he resigned from Congress for similar previous incidents.  (Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)
And why don't we know?

Morning Mirror: Anthony Weiner Is A DOG!

The Mirror | Betsy Rothstein
mm-afternoon

Hillary Strategist Turns Weiner Story Into An Attack On Trump

Elections | Christian Datoc

‘This is what he does’