He’ll be in good company
The paper showed Weiner’s soul no mercy.
She should find new people to admire.
We need to make sure that all sex offenders meet such a fate.
And now for some NSFW words for the pervy ex-lawmaker.
He hoped to get off with probation
‘His crime deserves time in prison’
‘No one wants to be Anthony Weiner’
[insert phallic pun here]
He told her she looked “kinda gorgeous.”
‘Going to be the death of me’
Watch out TMZ.
A peanut-shaped raisin comes to mind.