Each year, people think it is a great idea to run across the top of Porta Potties as onlookers throw beer cans at them
Drunk Florida man shoots hole through city's water tower
Mark Fitzgerald of Dunedin was allegedly driving in a golf cart while firing shots from a rifle and a handgun early Tuesday
Daniel Radcliffe admits being drunk while filming 'Harry Potter' scenes - People
‘I can point to many scenes where I’m just gone, dead behind the eyes’
Man facing DWI charge brings booze to hearing - NBC New York
Police say man showed up to court drunk, carrying beer
Drunken dance off: Wasted substitute teacher throws spur of the moment grade school dance contest - TheDC
An inebriated substitute starts a dance contest with elementary school students, who were found dancing on desks and chairs
12-year-old faces dwi - Star Tribune
A Minnesota officer stops a car that missed a curve in the road, only to find a pre-teen behind the wheel–drunk
Woman greets cops naked with beer in hand - AZ Republic
Man called the police after his girlfriend vandalized his car, police find woman without clothes and drinking a beer
One in the oven, literally - The Daily Caller
One Kentucky cook apparently took Jonathan Swift’s satirical proposal to heart this week when he stuck his five-week-old son in the oven overnight
Caution: Drunks - Times of London
“Attention – Drunks” Road signs warning drivers that drunken people may be in the road have been put up to reduce the number of accidents
Hair of the dog and handcuffs - Telegraph.co.uk
The ex-Newcastle United and Spurs midfielder was taken into custody along with another man by police called to the Blackwell Grange Hotel in Darlington on Monday night
Maualuga arrested on drunk driving charge - THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Police in northern Kentucky have arrested Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Rey Maualuga on charges of drunken and careless driving after he hit a parking meter and two parked cars early Friday with his 2003 Pontiac
