Prestigious Polling Firm: Let's Call 'Liberal Arts' Something Else To Totally Fool Everybody

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Somewhere, Cleo McDowell is smiling very broadly

Ritzy College Students Feel 'UNSAFE' Because Of This Mike Pence Photo

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The vice president ‘has shown himself so willing to commit institutional violence’

Normal-Size Chairs And Artwork Featuring White People Are 'MICROAGGRESSIONS' Now

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Absurdly expensive fancypants college sets up spying scheme for students to rat out offenders

'Armed And Dangerous' Fancypants College Professor Menaces Chicago After Brutal Murder

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‘A possible domestic incident’

Fancypants College Professor Allegedly Keeps Leaving Dogs In Hot Cars TO DIE

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The dog that most recently expired is ‘Jennie,’ a three-year-old Labradoodle

Academic Journal Will Feature Empowering Math Poems And 'Raw' Stories By 'Math Mamas'

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‘The contributors of this special issue come from diverse backgrounds’

Ivy League Illegal Immigrants Demand Free Health Care, Required Sensitivity Training For Faculty

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They want ‘counselors trained in trauma,’ too

Ivy League School Holds Segregated Graduation Ceremonies For Black, Latino And Gay Students

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Don’t worry. The ceremonies are separate but equal

The Best And WORST Commencement Speakers Of 2017

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Unlike at virtually all of these schools, TheDC does not engage in grade inflation

POLL: 16 Percent Of Students At Fancypants Yale Are Pretty Much Complete Fascists

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And over 40 percent of Yale’s students are ‘not comfortable’ voicing opinions in class

Fraternity Suspended For Throwing A Mexican-Themed Party, Wearing Sombreros

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‘You may think that you have celebrated our culture’

College Speaker Tortured And Killed A Man, Now Complains About How Bad Prison Is

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‘I am an innocent victim and it’s because of how awful Donald Trump is’

Student Tour Guide At $63,550-Per-Year College Resigns Because He Can't Wear 'FEMALE ORGASM' Shirt

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‘Swatties are the type of students that will stand up for what they believe in’

Black Students At Absurdly Expensive College: Objective Truth Is 'WHITE SUPREMACY' And A 'Myth'

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Also, free speech ‘has recently become a tool appropriated by hegemonic institutions’

Looking To Buy A Slightly Used Music College? Well, It's Your Lucky Day!

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‘We’re pretty confident that there’s going to be a fair level of interest’

Tree Huggers At $63,550-Per-Year College SHOCKED To Learn They Can Be Punished For Breaking Rules

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‘I was really disappointed and confused’

Fancypants College Student Brutally Attacked White Woman Over BRAIDED HAIR, Cops Say

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A vicious beatdown over ‘cultural appropriation’

College Releases 'Inclusive Language' Guide. Guess Which Words You Can't Say Now

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No language ‘that excludes or offends any group of people’

Latina Students At Absurdly Expensive College: White Girls Must Stop Wearing HOOP EARRINGS Now

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‘Why should white girls be able to take part in this culture?’