‘Come on sir, she’s having a private moment right now’
‘Anyone who’s gone to Elyria schools in the last 40 years knows the pink cookie’
‘You did not say that’
See the photos!
‘I guarantee that you will need a high school diploma and some higher education’
They could sell houseplants, suggests spokeswoman
‘We will have to be the food police’
H is for …
‘#NoBiggie #MichelleObama #fun #selfie #redlips’
Ted Cruz: 'Astonished (And Amused) That HBO Is Suggesting That Hard-Core Leftists Are Blood-Sucking Fiends'
‘Well, I’m sorry to have lost the vampire vote’
‘It’s good for our companies’ bottom lines’
‘Just try putting yourselves in their shoes for just a moment’
Chef won’t get chance to rally the troops
‘If I thought I could generate revenue selling carrot sticks, I could tear it up’
Wowee what a present!