Parade Float: Michelle 'Grumpy' Because 'Obama Refuses To Lay Pipe'

Entertainment | Kaitlan Collins
(Photo: Getty Images)

Well, at least somebody figured it out

Michelle Obama 'Confident' Kids Will 'Eventually' Be Brainwashed Into Liking Crappy School Lunches

Education | Eric Owens

‘This will be their norm; they won’t know anything different’

America's Lunch Ladies Call For An End To Michelle Obama's School Lunch Tyranny

Education | Eric Owens

’1.4 million fewer children choose school lunch each day’

Big Government Can't Stop Rise In Obesity Rate

US | Neil Munro

Shock: people eat what they want, despite government hectoring

Obama Will Push Education (And Some Itty-Bitty Tax Hikes) During SOTU Speech

Daily Caller News Foundation | Blake Neff
President Obama's come this far from the State of the Union; now let's see how his bracket will compare. (Photo: Pete Souza/Wikimedia Commons)

President wants big tax hikes for ‘free’ college

Celebrate Michelle's Birthday With The Gift Of Giving... To Democrats

Politics | Eric Owens
Getty Images/Jason LaVeris, The White House/Pete Souza, Reuters/Jeff Haynes

Let’s celebrate with your hard-earned money, America!

New Orleans First Major City To Eliminate Veteran Homelessness

Daily Caller News Foundation | Jonah Bennett
President Obama meets officials after arriving at Louis Armstrong International Airport in New Orleans

‘We owe our Veterans eternal gratitude’

The School Lunches Michelle Obama's Kids Eat Vs. INSECT-FILLED CRAP In Pennsylvania

Education | Eric Owens
collage clockwise from top left: YouTube screenshot/epSos.de, The White House/Pete Souza, Creative Commons/Olaf Leillinger, AFP/Getty Images/Jewel Samad

Panzanella salad, ratatouille, all-natural winter chicken stew…

Michelle: It Was RACIST For Someone To Ask Me For Help At Target

US | Chuck Ross

‘She saw me as someone who could help her’

Spending Bill Weakens Obama School Lunch Regs

Daily Caller News Foundation | Blake Neff

The First Lady will not be pleased

COMPARE: The School Lunches Malia And Sasha Eat Vs. Michelle Obama's Mandated Lunches

Education | Eric Owens

What tastes better? The Daily Caller investigates

Let's Move Out! Obama's Long-Time Personal Chef Leaving White House

US | Derek Hunter

He’s been with the family since before anyone knew who they were

You'll Laugh! You'll Cry! Obama FIRST DATE Flick Coming To Theater Near You

Politics | Eric Owens

‘One of the great love stories of our time’

Michelle Obama's Awkward 'Madagascar' Vet Plug

US | Ben Smith

The video becomes less awkward as the animals take over

Michelle To Black Voters: Just Vote Democrat, Then Celebrate With Fried Chicken

Politics | Derek Hunter

What Democrats have done and said ‘shouldn’t even come into the equation’

Remember When Obama Was The Messiah?

Politics | Eric Owens

On the eve of destruction, The Daily Caller remembers…

Michelle O Gives Out Candy, Butter Cookies

Politics | Patrick Howley

Let’s move?