The 7 Most Damning Facts From Politico's Poll Of White House Reporters

Daily Caller News Foundation | Blake Neff

IRS scandal? Overhyped! The Obamas’ relationship? Needs more coverage!

Most White House Correspondents Will Attend The Dinner Despite It's Orgy Atmosphere

The Mirror | Betsy Rothstein

Hey, they have to go, their sources will be there.

8-Year-Old SHREDS Michelle Obama's Stance On Ketchup In Scathing Letter

Politics | Christian Datoc

‘I have enjoyed learning about the great choices the U.S.A. has made, and then there’s your husband’s election.’

Michelle Obama Reduced To Appearing On Some YouTube Cat Show

Politics | Eric Owens

‘Fernwood 2 Night’ is possible next stop

Is Michelle Obama Responsible For The Bee Swarm That Overtook Small Children? Here's Evidence.

Entertainment | Kaitlan Collins

Turns out the First Lady was the first to say ‘bees are good’

Female Black Journos Are Gaga For Michelle Obama

The Mirror | Betsy Rothstein
Michelle Obama Cat In the Hat Dr Seuss Getty Images

And they don’t try to hide it

Michelle Obama Admits She Has No Idea How To Park A Car

US | Alex Griswold

‘How does these things work now?’

15 Times The Wind Was A Total Pervert

Entertainment | Kaitlan Collins

And left these celebrities with their skirts up and bottoms out

Here's Michelle Obama With Other People's Hair

Entertainment | Kaitlan Collins

Don’t worry, girl. We’ve got you covered

Kids Skipping Out On Michelle's NO GOOD, Disgusting Lunches

US | Chuck Ross

Students not happy with federally-mandated lunch changes

Warren Backs Michelle For President

Politics | Al Weaver

‘She is equally as talented and smart as her husband’

Michelle Obama Wonders What Would Have Happened If Sasha Had Been At Selma

Politics | Patrick Howley
The Bush family join Obama and his wife for a commemoration at the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma, Alabama

‘She got her head beaten in’

Parade Float: Michelle 'Grumpy' Because 'Obama Refuses To Lay Pipe'

Entertainment | Kaitlan Collins
(Photo: Getty Images)

Well, at least somebody figured it out

Michelle Obama 'Confident' Kids Will 'Eventually' Be Brainwashed Into Liking Crappy School Lunches

Education | Eric Owens

‘This will be their norm; they won’t know anything different’

America's Lunch Ladies Call For An End To Michelle Obama's School Lunch Tyranny

Education | Eric Owens

‘1.4 million fewer children choose school lunch each day’

Big Government Can't Stop Rise In Obesity Rate

US | Neil Munro

Shock: people eat what they want, despite government hectoring

Obama Will Push Education (And Some Itty-Bitty Tax Hikes) During SOTU Speech

Daily Caller News Foundation | Blake Neff
President Obama's come this far from the State of the Union; now let's see how his bracket will compare. (Photo: Pete Souza/Wikimedia Commons)

President wants big tax hikes for ‘free’ college

Celebrate Michelle's Birthday With The Gift Of Giving... To Democrats

Politics | Eric Owens
Getty Images/Jason LaVeris, The White House/Pete Souza, Reuters/Jeff Haynes

Let’s celebrate with your hard-earned money, America!