“Theft” on The Daily Caller

NEW YORK (AP) — A judge told former Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s 21-year-old daughter Tuesday to do a day of community service and keep out of trouble to get rid of charges that she stole makeup from a high-end cosmetics store. (more)

Let’s count the disgusting words and images from this bit of an entry in the Post’s (brilliant as always) police blotter: (more)

Despite 30 years of practice, Nathan Wayne Pugh still hasn’t quite gotten the whole crime thing down. (more)

A convicted burglar is back behind bars, despite his claims of good intentions. (more)

ATLANTA (AP) — Police say an Atlanta woman tied to her bed by an armed burglar was freed by police after she used her toes to type a message to her boyfriend. (more)

A man who robbed a Wendy’s at gunpoint Saturday night apparently was so upset with his haul that he twice called the restaurant to complain, Atlanta police said. (more)

An Arvada woman woke this morning to discover that almost all of her 200 garden gnomes have been stolen from her front yard. (more)

This cheerleader should show her football team how to tackle. 16-year-old Kealey Oliver is a member of the Moore High School’s cheerleading squad. She did the unthinkable when she tackled a shoplifter in a mall on Sunday evening. (more)

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Two Drexel University basketball players face robbery and weapons charges after an armed robbery at a fellow student’s apartment in which they went looking for cash but came away only with two cell phones, police said. (more)

SWISSVALE, Pa. (AP) — Authorities say a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants. (more)

SEATTLE (AP) — The “Barefoot Bandit” has received movie and book offers but is not interested in telling his story — nor does he want anyone else to do it, his attorney said Sunday. (more)

Someone has given in to the dark side. (more)

NEW YORK (AP) — A man suspected of robbing two New York City banks while armed with a floral bouquet and a potted plant has been arrested. (more)

An air hostess is facing ten years in prison after admitting stealing from business class passengers as they slept on long-haul flights. (more)

A Yukon man has been arrested for taking two quarters and a nickel from the center console of a car parked at an apartment complex. (more)

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Utah officials said Friday they have identified at least two state workers who apparently accessed confidential documents to create a list of 1,300 purported illegal immigrants that was mailed to law enforcement officials and the news media. (more)

Police charged a one-armed man with unarmed robbery early Wednesday afternoon following an incident that occurred about noon on Wednesday a block away from the police station. (more)

A Broward dad is lucky to be alive after he was shot during a botched robbery attempt. And he has his 9-year-old son to thank for it. (more)

A man is in the Dougherty county jail this Monday morning charged with burglarizing an Albany business. Albany police arrested 29-year-old Victor Roberts in the 1100 block of Whitney Avenue. They say he broke into the Bargain Town on Slappey Blvd early this morning and stole a lot of merchandise. (more)

Tortoise owners fear a serial thief is at work after at least six of the pets were stolen from one area in the past month. (more)