‘I’m going to accept, reluctantly, what (Goodell) has given to us.’
BRAY-DEE CHEA-TED *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
‘They’ll settle so fast, your head will SPIN!’
‘Brady’s crime isn’t that he doctored balls, it’s that he didn’t SUBMIT’
‘It’s probable the Pats knew about Deflate-Gate. It’s also probable I don’t give a s**t’
‘Suspend him 24 hours for screwin’ around with the ball inflation, and then suspend him 364 days for STUPIDITY’
‘It’s the same question’
‘For reason unknown, the Wells report omitted nearly all of Tom’s testimony’
Where’s the smoking bike pump?
What about the 2 black players who didn’t go, Steve? Riddle me that?!?!?!
*APPLAUSE* *APPLAUSE* *APPLAUSE*
Cue the tears
I’d hire that guy
Celebrating an era of total sports domination
‘There was no sting? B.S.’
‘I am honored to have been in that stadium’
Prepare to be jealous
Fire up the duck boats for yet another championship in Boston!