Suddenly, everyone felt what the rest of us have been saying all along: I want my presidential candidate to have reached puberty.
The CEOs of pharmaceutical companies are mostly Americans — probably white men! — so they’re safe to hate.
You’re not getting a “taller honest man.” Trump is our only shot to save America, if there’s still time.
Look for a fake Trump scandal to break — probably from a conservative news outlet — right before the Iowa caucus.
Take it like a man, Ted — and maybe President Trump will make you attorney general.
In Matthews’ defense, when it comes to Hillary, he isn’t the only one with amnesia about Team Clinton.
If anyone hates Syrians, it’s Kamal. He left his home to get 7,000 miles away from Syrians.
Kwanzaa emerged not from Africa, but from the FBI’s COINTELPRO.
Why are Republicans talking about starting a war in Syria to stop Muslim immigrants from killing Americans in America?
The rest of the world does not have a civil right to move here.
There’s a reason most people trust their own recollections over media reports.
The rise of Donald Trump reminds us of the popularity of another, long-forgotten American value: protecting Americans.
The Paris terrorists were 100 percent Middle Eastern, although most were born in Muslim ghettos in Europe.
Boy, that Carly Fiorina boom really took off!
Contrary to the cliches, most drug dealers aren’t black: They’re Hispanic.
When Trump attacks, he targets the rich and powerful. When the elites attack, they target the average American.
For all Kemp’s claims to being black America’s truest friend, he didn’t actually help any minorities.
It’s honorable to get votes from taxpayers, too.
If possible, blame it on angry white men; when that won’t work, blame it on guns.
No country has ever simply turned itself into another country like this.