You might say a little of Ted Cruz goes a long way. Voters can’t stand Cruz any more than his Senate colleagues can.
It looks like the 13 Colonies are trying to save America, once again.
Cruz is Tracy Flick in “Election.” He believes he deserves to win, God chose him to win — and if he starts to lose, well, then he’ll cheat.
Cruz has flipped to Trump’s side on every important political issue of this campaign — which only ARE issues because of Trump.
Maybe 50 years of Third World immigration means it’s too late, and even Trump can’t win.
Immigration is the new “No Nukes/Save the Whales” movement, only with more body bags.
What the delegate count shows is a resounding rejection of the immigration policies being pushed by the party leadership.
If you’re into self-dramatization, Donald Trump’s candidacy is perfect for you.
How many times must Trump waste precious airtime “disavowing” some random person he doesn’t know?
After Trump’s huge victory in New Hampshire and then in South Carolina, did it occur to TV bookers to call any of the people who got it right?
The GOP didn’t hear us with Eric Cantor or the 2014 election. President Trump is the last and only message they will understand.
Suddenly, everyone felt what the rest of us have been saying all along: I want my presidential candidate to have reached puberty.
The CEOs of pharmaceutical companies are mostly Americans — probably white men! — so they’re safe to hate.
You’re not getting a “taller honest man.” Trump is our only shot to save America, if there’s still time.
Look for a fake Trump scandal to break — probably from a conservative news outlet — right before the Iowa caucus.
Take it like a man, Ted — and maybe President Trump will make you attorney general.
In Matthews’ defense, when it comes to Hillary, he isn’t the only one with amnesia about Team Clinton.
If anyone hates Syrians, it’s Kamal. He left his home to get 7,000 miles away from Syrians.
Kwanzaa emerged not from Africa, but from the FBI’s COINTELPRO.
Why are Republicans talking about starting a war in Syria to stop Muslim immigrants from killing Americans in America?