The 2026 winter Olympics are headed to Italy.
It was announced Monday that Milan and Cortina d’Ampezzo would be the two cities hosting the events.
Milan-Cortina will host the Olympic Winter Games 2026 #MilanCortina2026 #WinterOlympics @milanocortina26 pic.twitter.com/3Ch9lf3Vxe
— Olympics (@Olympics) June 24, 2019
Personally, I’m all down for the Olympics heading to Italy. Talk about a fun place to hosts the games. As you all know, I generally say America should be the only country allowed to host the Olympics because we already have the best infrastructure. (RELATED: A New ‘Sport’ Has Been Proposed For The Olympics. It’s A Disgrace To The World And America)
Unfortunately, that’s not realistic. I’ve never been to Italy, but I’ve only ever really heard great things. It’s loaded with a ton of history, great food and I’ve heard the booze isn’t half bad.
Plus, it seems like a good location for people who want to bounce around Europe before or after the games.
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Plus, America historically does really well in Europe. Have you ever heard of WWII? We made a little trip to Europe for that event and we smoked everybody else.
Smoked them! We didn’t get gold medals but I think you all get my point.
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Something tells me it’ll be just as fun when we go to Italy and smoke everybody there. I wonder what winning a gold medal in hockey will feel like in Milan?
I guess we’ll find out in a few years. Prepare yourself, Italy. The Americans are coming and we’re coming for everything!
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