There is apparently a massive shark right off the coast of Martha’s Vineyard.
Twitter user Gregory Long posted a video Wednesday of a “25-30 foot” shark cruising around in the water in Martha’s Vineyard, and it might be enough to make sure you never go in the ocean again. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
Watch the unbelievable video below. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
Jaws does exist
25-30 foot
5000lbs
Spotted off of Martha’s Vineyard #WednesdayWisdom pic.twitter.com/OI9bac9HTB— Gregory Long (@Yellowbusdecals) July 10, 2019
Below is a look at how I think we should handle this situation. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
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You need to kill that shark as quickly as possible. I don’t care if you need to deploy a warship or a submarine or just start arming fishing boats. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
I don’t care how the job gets done, but you need to make sure that thing dies. You can’t have a 30-foot shark just chilling in the ocean.
We can’t allow it.
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Who the hell is going to feel safe in the ocean as long as that thing is alive? The answer is absolutely nobody with a functioning brain.
I’ve boycotted the ocean in the past for a variety of reasons, and you can go ahead and tack this shark’s existence right to the top of the list.
Get a warship geared up, and take that thing out ASAP.
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I hate to kill it! Hate to do it! We just don’t have a choice. Kill the shark for the good of humanity.