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Myles Garrett Claims He Was Hit With A ‘Random Drug Test’ After Playing Sleeveless

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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Myles Garrett was apparently hit with a drug test after his game this past Sunday.

The Cleveland Browns superstar played without sleeves Sunday during a win over the Vikings, and the NFL took notice of his rather large and muscular frame. (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)

He tweeted Tuesday morning, “I go sleeveless for one game and they hit me with a ‘you got a random drug test in the morning.'”

On one hand, nobody wants to get hit with a random drug test. I don’t care whether you’re clean or not. It’s a waste of time and it’s a hassle.

Plus, it’s a shade insulting to think you must be juicing if you’re a beast on the field. What happened to hard work?

On the other hand, if you’re such a damn beast that if you go sleeveless you get drug tested, then that’s also kind of badass in its own right.

Clearly, when the NFL looks at Garrett, they see a freak of nature, which he 100% is. That doesn’t mean he’s juicing.

It just means he’s absolutely jacked, and we’ve known that for years.

Just grin and bear the test, Myles. You’ll get through it fast enough.