Former Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder thought it was a good idea to bring a stripper around Nick Saban.
Saban coached the Dolphins before landing at Alabama, and during his time as a rookie on the team, Crowder brought a stripper to a rookie event who briefly danced on the team’s head coach. (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)
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“I brought strippers to the Dolphins’ facility. She walked in with nothing but a thong on and a Jason Taylor jersey, and she went up there, Nick Saban was in a chair. She shook it for Nick Saban. Nick Saban grabbed her hips, pushed her to the side and ran up the stairs,” Crowder claimed on a recent episode of his “The Pivot” podcast, according to TDA.
You can listen to the full episode below.
Want to watch your life flash before your eyes? Getting a stripper to dance up on Nick Saban seems like a great way to do it. Saban might be many things, but having time for funny business isn’t one of them.
He’s all about taking care of what needs to be taken care of at all times. You know what that doesn’t include? Strippers.
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And for the record, I’m not against strippers. Those are future doctors, lawyers and CEOs, and as a proud feminist, I support strippers for all the right reasons. However, I can only imagine how pissed Saban would be if you interrupted his focus with an unsolicited stripper.
It almost reminds me of the iconic prostitute scene from “Always Sunny.”
Fortunately for Crowder, he lived to fight another day. I sure hope he counted his blessings!