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Arizona Cardinals DT Darnell Dockett Live Tweets Jury Duty And It’s Hysterical

Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett is an absolute clown.

For the record, Darnell, if you happen to read this, I mean it with the utmost respect. Your pranks are hilarious, and I can’t wait to see what golden nugget you give us next. (RELATED: DARNELL DOCKETT ONLY NEEDS A WHITEBOARD TO TROLL RAIDERS FANS)

Dockett apparently spent Tuesday sitting through jury duty. I only know this because he’s been live-tweeting the process for the past six hours.

And it’s hilarious.

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

Darnell Docketts Jury Duty Experience (screenshot: Twitter)

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME PIZZA!

Also, to the bailiff attempting to slow Dockett’s roll: You’re messing with a guy that eats NFL running backs for breakfast; good luck trying to intimidate him.