DC Trawler

Green Party: World Series Game 7 Rain Delay Caused By Global Warming

Jill Stein already knows that Wi-Fi is melting our children’s brains, and the murder of Harambe is an outrage. But did you know that mankind’s meddling with the natural world is even affecting Major League Baseball?

Take it away, @GreenPartyUS:

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That tweet has since been deleted, probably by hackers from the corporations that are murdering Gaia. But those greedy fatcats can’t silence the truth.

You know who’s been warning us about this problem for decades? Axl Rose, that’s who.

It’s too bad this song is only 9 minutes long, because the only thing anybody should be thinking about right now is the problem of November Rain. It almost ruined the 2016 World Series. It definitely ruined Guns N’ Roses. It’ll ruin a birthday cake if you leave it in the park. Why won’t anybody do anything about this scourge?

Stein/Baraka 2016: They’ll Stop the Rain

(Hat tip: Twitchy)