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CNN Has Figured Out How Statues Work

Last week, a Wall Street group called State Street Global Advisors put up a statue called “Fearless Girl” across from the famous “Charging Bull” statue. The idea is that the little girl statue isn’t afraid of the bull statue. Which is amazing because… well, it just is. It’s super-feminist, you guys. That little statue is so brave!

Since then, snow has fallen on Wall Street. But did that statue show any fear? CNN has the answer!

“Even in the snow.” Even then.

That might be the most inspiring thing I’ve ever heard of. A little girl braved both a charging bull and a snowstorm? Even though she has the societal disadvantages of being both female and an inanimate chunk of metal?

I think we’re gonna be alright after all, America!

(Hat tip: @neontaster)