Who is this man sitting next to Democratic Pennsylvania Rep. Mary Gay Scanlon and who the f**k does he think he is?
As I’ve said a million times, and as you’ve surely heard, politics is Hollywood for ugly people, but there is nothing ugly about this man’s incredible hair. As Scanlon talked on about something to do with hating the Supreme Court because of abortions or whatever, no one listened because…well, just look at his damn hair.
The right-wing Supreme Court’s reasoning to justify overturning Roe can now be used to threaten other fundamental rights like the right to marriage equality and the right to contraception.
This week I’m voting for two bills critical to protecting those most basic freedoms. pic.twitter.com/LvcCvMYw7f
— Congresswoman Mary Gay Scanlon (@RepMGS) July 19, 2022
After an intensive, harrowing, detailed 30-second search of Scanlon’s social media, I can’t find who this guy is. All I wanted to do was ask him three questions. (A): What conditioner do you use? (B) Is that a Brazilian blowout? Don’t lie to me. I know it’s a Brazilian blowout because no one in DC with hair that thick can keep it that beautiful in this humidity. (RELATED: Step Aside OnlyFans, This ‘Stranger Things’ Star Is Giving Away Music And Nudity On YouTube)
And (C): What gives you the right? HUH?!?
Brett Scher of the Free Beacon even suggested giving this guy a “Man Of The Year” (MOTY) nomination for whoever sells the conditioner he uses, and I am here to second that. After the absolute abuse occurring atop some world leaders’ scalps (*cough* Justin Trudeau *cough*), all politicians could use some upkeep tips from this guy.