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You Have To Respect The Hustle Of Trojan’s March Madness Condom Promotion

Trojan is running a massive condom promotion during March Madness, and it’s pretty funny.

The popular condom company is giving away free boxes of its products for every blocked shot in the tournament. See what they’re doing there? Pretty clever.

This seems like the easiest promotion to run in the history of promotions. I usually hate cheap gimmicks, but this pretty much writes itself. They get to get some brand recognition, and they get to play off the whole blocked shots being a metaphor for blocked pregnancies. So obvious that it’s painful, but I still don’t hate it.

This might be a bit of a bold proclamation to make, but I’m going to do it anyways. You should not be skipping March Madness games to have sex. I know it sounds like a pretty crazy thought, but it’s the truth. You don’t want to be the only guy in the crew who missed the miracle comeback because you were too busy with extracurricular activities. You have the rest of the year for that. March Madness’ greatest moments happen in a matter of a few seconds, which might actually leave some people with plenty of time to get back in front of a television.

I don’t care if a supermodel walks into my living room. If the game is in the final ten minutes, I’m not moving. It might be hard to believe, but it’s true. I have months worth of paychecks riding on these games, and a true hero of a woman would understand.

Hit me up in April after the games are done, and it’ll be a different story.

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