Gregg Re | All Articles

Gregg Re
Gregg Re
Associate Editor

Clinton-nominated federal judge denies strip club ‘erection’ in ribald ruling

Signage on the exterior of a strip club in Los Angeles, Calif. (Rick Hall / Wikimedia Commons)

In a bizarre opinion filed on Monday in "The Case of the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Bikini Top v. The (More) Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Pastie," a federal district court judge pined longingly for now-deceased burlesque dancer Miss Wiggles, suggested that the parties involved reach a "happy ending" after engaging in "reasonable discovery intercourse" and experiencing "the peaks and valleys of litigation," and formally denied a strip club's effort to "seek an erection" by featuring mostly topless dancers, in defiance of San Antonio decency regulations.

Washington Post quietly makes major change to Menendez story

12:27 PM 03/05/2013

Without informing readers in the story or elsewhere, on Monday night The Washington Post deleted its explicit claim that the Dominican prostitute who recanted her allegation against Sen. Robert Menendez had appeared in a video posted to The Daily Caller.