While America reels in shock that Donald Trump dared to call Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas" (just because she lied about her race to further her legal career), new evidence has emerged that might make him think twice about messing with her again.
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InfoWars host and self-proclaimed "performance artist" Alex Jones has just lost primary custody of his three children in a Texas court, and will now share joint custody with his ex-wife Kelly. What do you think about him losing this latest battle in the war for your mind?
Bill Nye the Science Guy has the word "Science" in his very name, which is how you know he really likes science and is an expert on science. Do you have "Science" in your name? Then maybe don't talk so much.
I'd kinda hoped Mike and Heather Martin, AKA YouTube child-abusers DaddyOFive and MommyOFive, would go away. No such luck.
Baldy the Vodka Slayer strikes again! Why is it that the loudest woke feminist dudes always end up being the most utterly misogynist creeps?
Ever wonder how people get away with wearing masks at political protests? Ever wonder why the police just let it go? Me too. If you're not there to cause trouble, why do you need to hide your face? Why don't you want to be identified doing whatever you went there to do? You're not Batman, bro.
Roses are red
Violets are not
Why y'all care
'Bout that cop I shot?
A few years ago, an actor named Mark Proksch (Better Call Saul, Son of Zorn) did a series of Andy Kaufman-esque pranks that proved just how desperate local TV stations can be to fill airtime. He'd go around to various midwest morning "news" shows, posing as a yo-yo master named "Kenny 'K-Strass' Strasser." The bit was that K-Strass had no idea what he was doing, with a yo-yo or anything else, and he'd see how long he could bumble around and spout nonsense before the baffled, mortified local "news" people cut him off. Here's what that looked like:
Ann Coulter's scheduled speech at Berkeley this week was canceled over concerns about violence, and she's now ditched her subsequent plan to speak in a public area of the campus. This sort of thing keeps happening. Violent mobs keep attacking people whose politics are out of fashion in New York and San Francisco, and it seems to be working. These "Antifa" guys are effectively silencing their opponents. What do you think about that?
Normally I don't like ISIS beheading videos, but in this case I'll make an exception.
Up until a few minutes ago, I didn't believe in witches, goblins, zombies, vampires, or any of that crap. Well, maybe goblins. I've seen a few people over the years who may very well have been goblins. But I never really believed in the supernatural until I saw this.
I think Obama is a hypocrite for taking a $400,000 speaking fee, after he spent eight years calling the rest of us greedy. And I think the people paying him that much for one speech are idiots. But that doesn't mean he shouldn't take the money. It's a whole lot of dough, for doing next to nothing. Even Hollywood superstars don't make that much per hour, and they actually have to do stuff. Who wouldn't grab that much cash for giving a dumb speech?
Whoops! I mean Caitlyn. Caitlyn Jenner. Who is now a woman, because he's declared it to be so. I mean she. For you see, Dear Reader, one's self-selected identity overrides one's genetic identity. In 2017, you are whatever you proclaim yourself to be. (Unless, of course, you're Rachel Dolezal.) That's how science works: Feelings over facts. Bill Nye teaches us that.
In 2017 America, "anti-fascists" have been using violence to stop "fascists" --- i.e. people who say things they don't like --- from speaking. Are they going to get away with it when Ann Coulter shows up to speak in the "home of free speech"?
Whatever my qualms about Trumpism and everything that goes with it, at least the last few months have been better than the alternative. As a wise man once said:
Ivanka Trump spoke in Berlin earlier today, and at one point she was booed. What's up with that, Germany?
Sometimes it seems like our leaders are just robots, spitting out whatever they've been programmed to say even if it bears no relation to reality. Now, it seems, "robot" isn't just a handy metaphor. Now you can make any world leader say anything you want, completely artificially.
Barack Obama once said, "I do think, at a certain point, you've made enough money." However, he never specified at which point he will have made enough money. Clearly, in 2017 we're nowhere near that point.
In jail, that is. He's finding that American jails are tougher to escape than Mexican jails are, and that won't do at all.