Guys, Guys, Guys, Guys, Guys: A Vote For Cory Gardner Is A Vote For Getting Caught In A Flood Without A Condom!
What you're about to see and hear did not come from The Onion. The naughty scamps at Clickhole had nothing to do with it. College Humor was not involved. The following ads are honestly meant to get Coloradans to vote for Mark Udall. Or at least to stay away from the polls.