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Steve Scalise Returns To Congress

10:28 AM 09/28/2017

Remember when Steve Scalise was shot and almost killed? You might not, because the mainstream media dropped the story like a hot rock once it became clear that his attempted murderer was a Bernie Bro named James T. Hodgkinson. They couldn't blame right-wingers or the NRA or any of the other usual villains, so they just let the story fade away. Politicians who survive assassination attempts are only important if they're Democrats.

Delanie Walker To Upset Titans Fans: ‘Don’t Come To The Game’

9:28 AM 09/28/2017

I'm not a fan of the sports, but I know a lot of people are. They like the base-ball and the basket-ball and the foot-ball and whatnot. It all seems like a lot of foofaraw to me, but it's not hurting anybody. Well, except for the players who suffer horrific, debilitating injuries for the pleasure of the crowd. But for everyone else, it's just a harmless diversion. That's why I have no problem following the advice of Delanie Walker of the Titans of Tennessee.

Michelle Obama: Women Who Supported Trump ‘Voted Against Their Own Voice’

1:38 PM 09/27/2017

An obsession with identity politics is tearing apart the Democratic Party, if it hasn't been destroyed already. But the Dems can't stop. They can't help themselves. They keep insisting that you need to vote based on the least interesting thing about you: your race. Or, if that doesn't work, your gender. Or your sexual preferences, or which of the dozens of new genders you've decided you've always been, or whatever. You're not a person to the Democrats. You're not an individual. You're just part of a voting bloc, indistinguishable from everybody else who superficially resembles you.

Commie West Point Grad’s Dad: This Is Bad

10:11 AM 09/27/2017

Social media is a great way to connect with old friends, learn about all sorts of people across the globe, and completely ruin your career in an instant. That's what a young West Point graduate named Spenser Rapone is learning right now.

Here’s Why #TakeTheKnee Is The Most Important Thing In The World Right Now

8:34 AM 09/26/2017

I don't know if you've heard, but the other day Donald Trump tweeted something, and then a bunch of pro football players decided to kneel during the National Anthem, and now it's this whole big thing. Suddenly, bending the knee isn't a sign of deference to those in power, but rather a sign of disobedience. If you're not exactly sure how that's supposed to work, or if you don't think those players should be doing that, it doesn't matter. If you think we've got bigger problems in America right now than a bunch of wealthy athletes feuding with the guy who beat Grandma, your opinion is irrelevant. A lot of people feel very strongly about it, so that means you're wrong. And you're probably a racist. Here's why:

Lefties Love Kim Jong-un Now

9:01 AM 09/22/2017

I forget who first said "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" (if you care, Google it), but it's a pretty dumb way to live. What if the enemy of your enemy was Charles Manson, or the Unabomber, or Justin Bieber? Would that make you guys friends? Would you suddenly become pals?

Valerie Plame Wants To Warn You About The Jews

12:57 PM 09/21/2017

I can't stand anti-Semitism, which is just one of the many reasons I'm not on board the Alt-Right White Nationalist Pepe Train to Kekistan. I want nothing to do with those idiots. They can take their #RedPill and shove it where the Sonne scheint nicht.

WATCH: Lawrence O’Donnell Loses His Damn Mind On Camera [VIDEO]

8:04 AM 09/21/2017

I've never been able to watch Lawrence O'Donnell for more than a couple of minutes at a time, because he always looks like he's about to burst into a rage. He covers his simmering fury with a snide, faux-calm monotone purr, but I've always assumed that when the little red light on top of the TV camera goes off, so does he. His poor staffers...