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Ted Cruz To President Obama On Syrian Crisis: ‘Insult Me To My Face’

1:56 PM 11/18/2015

The following soundbite is being interpreted -- by our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters -- as Ted Cruz trying to be some sort of tough guy. Like he's cutting a wrestling promo or something. As opposed to Obama trying to be a tough guy by standing on foreign soil and belittling his domestic political opponents. But it's simply Cruz laying out the facts and making an entirely reasonable request.

Climate Change Kills Dozens In Paris

10:06 AM 11/16/2015

After the horrible events in Paris, all I feel is despair. I've been warning people about the dangers of climate change for years -- decades -- yet no one will listen. The evidence is staring you people right in the face, yet you won't allow yourselves to see it.

A Bunch Of My Tweets About How College Students Are Garbage

11:08 AM 11/13/2015

Nobody's gravestone is ever going to say "Wish I Woulda Spent More Time Tweetin'." But as long as I'm a hopeless Twitter addict, and I've already used it to say what I want to say about the lunacy sweeping college campuses this week, I may as well collect it all here. Plus, I will never get tired of the phrase "poop swastika."

The UC Merced Stabber Was A Fan Of ISIS

9:32 AM 11/11/2015

Whenever an act of violence makes the news and the perpetrator happens to be a Muslim, the #1 responsibility of law enforcement and the media is to reassure the public that the two things are completely unrelated.

Shaun King Claims Someone Is ‘Threatening’ Him With The Results Of A DNA Test

2:17 PM 11/10/2015

Shaun King is a Black Lives Matter activist who -- despite his distinct pallor, his Caucasian mother, and the white man listed as "Father" on his birth certificate -- claims to speak for black people everywhere. He's very active on Twitter, and over the past few days, many of his colleagues have used the #ShaunKingLetMeDown hashtag to make allegations of financial improprieties in Justice Together, a non-profit organization he runs.