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Jim Treacher
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Another Crowd Walks Out On Obama

9:36 AM 10/30/2014

As always, the Greatest President Ever has his faithful acolytes eating out of the palm of his hand. It's just that now, less than a week from Election Day, they want their order to go.

‘Uncle’ Thom Tillis Blasted At Hagan Rally

11:48 AM 10/28/2014

Thom Tillis is running for the Senate, he's a Republican, and it's a week until the election. Therefore, you can say anything you want about him, regardless of whether it's true or even makes sense.

Dem Gets Booed For Whining About The Koch Brothers

12:24 PM 10/27/2014

It's hard to believe, but people are getting sick of Democrats blaming everything on the Koch brothers. It was a dumb tactic to begin with, and as election day looms, the Dems' bristling panic doesn't make them sound any smarter.

What Are The ‘Apparent Facts’ About Ferguson?

1:18 PM 10/23/2014

If you've been paying attention to the news for the past couple of years, you may have noticed a pattern: When a black teenager is shot by a white person, or even a "white Hispanic," that black teenager becomes a secular saint. Once his martyrdom has been established, as quickly as possible, any facts that interfere with his veneration are dismissed if not condemned.

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk: Eat Me

9:51 AM 10/22/2014

As we all know, PETA's mission is to stop people from eating tasty animals. In furtherance of this goal, the members of the group are willing to humiliate themselves in any way their strange imaginations allow. Usually this involves some form of public nudity, likening the chicken industry to the Holocaust, frightening children with fake Happy Meals, and other buffoonery.