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David Lee Roth made a “trailer” for a Japanese gangster movie that may or may not ever exist, because he can

Jim Treacher
Contributor

It's been another grueling week for anybody trying to follow the news, and you need a break from all that insanity.

Not All Britons are blind to the causes and implications of the London beheading committed by jihadis

12:50 PM 05/24/2013

I don't know much about the English Defence League, except that the British media think they're "right-wing extremists." (If you've been following the IRS scandal, or the last 4 years in general, you know that this phrase has been rendered completely meaningless.) But if leftist Brits and the media (PTR) hate them, I'm willing to give them a listen.

The former president of France once got attacked by a panda

11:26 AM 05/24/2013

Longtime readers know of my completely rational, fact-based hatred of pandas. All they do is eat bamboo and lay around and expect things to be done for them. We're supposed to teach these two-tone wastes of space how to have sex, so they don't die out as a species. We're supposed to weep tears of joy every time a couple of these clumsy dummies figure out how to make a baby. Bunk, I tell you. Pure bunk.

Let’s all try to think about the REAL victims of the London beheading

9:18 AM 05/24/2013

Muslims with hurt feelings.

Google actually does something patriotic

7:31 PM 05/23/2013

This has to be some sort of mistake.

Anthony Weiner pulls another boner

3:03 PM 05/23/2013

As in "makes another mistake." Why, what did you think I meant? Get your mind out of the gutter. Sheesh.

Breaking Bad 2: Suffolk Boogaloo

1:42 PM 05/23/2013

Let's give credit to the Boston Herald for putting the subject's political affiliation in the third paragraph, where people might actually read it:

Not All Muslims shoot, behead two Coptic Christians in New Jersey

10:51 AM 05/23/2013

This story is from February, but it's news to me. It didn't make national media at the time, but people are pointing it out now, after yesterday's savage Islamic beheading attack in London.

Late-night comedian mocks Obama

9:40 AM 05/23/2013

I know, right?

Weiner enters hole in NYC mayoral race

5:15 PM 05/22/2013

Rise. Fall. Then rise again.

Not All Muslims murder a man with machetes in the middle of a London street

2:34 PM 05/22/2013

First, let's look at the 18th paragraph of the BBC's story, which contains information that should be in the first paragraph, if not the headline:

If you hit somebody with your car, you should probably admit it on Twitter

1:36 PM 05/22/2013

I have a bit of a personal interest in this story, having been hit by a car myself. You can't give the following motorist any points for brains, but unlike the people who crippled me for life, at least she told the truth about why it happened.

Lois Lerner has not done anything wrong, says Lois Lerner

10:49 AM 05/22/2013

And pleading the Fifth doesn't indicate otherwise, necessarily. Ha ha ha!

Ignorant people don’t know stuff, so the Republicans should let Obama do whatever he wants

9:08 AM 05/22/2013

That's the astute analysis of National Journal's Charlie Cook, in a piece subtly titled, "Republicans' Hatred of Obama Blinds Them to Public Disinterest in Scandals":

Yet another reason to hate hipsters, as if you needed one

4:21 PM 05/21/2013

I'm only posting this to be ironic. So just relax, man.

If it’s Tuesday, Daily Kos must be publishing openly misogynist hate speech against a conservative woman

2:18 PM 05/21/2013

But it's acceptable, because it's not like she's a human being. If she didn't want to be treated like this, she shouldn't have disagreed with leftists.

Why would anybody want to spy on Sharyl Attkisson’s computer?

1:57 PM 05/21/2013

Boy, these past few weeks have been a neverending string of mysteries. Here's the latest one, courtesy of Politico:

Not All Muslims still draw gov’t salary after killing 14 people* at Ft. Hood

11:21 AM 05/21/2013

Pop quiz, taxpayers: What do you do when a Muslim terrorist, who happens to be an Army Major, shoots a bunch of people at a military base?

Gee, wonder why the Tea Party is getting a second wind?

10:27 AM 05/21/2013

Isn't it weird that right around the same time the libs started crowing that the Tea Party was over, the IRS started targeting Tea Partiers? I mean, what's the connection? Why would people be reluctant to express their dissent against the powers that be, just because the IRS was going after them? We may never know.

World’s Oldest Light Bulb, R.I.P. (UPDATE: False alarm!)

8:01 AM 05/21/2013

I blame George Bush.