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Slate Eulogizes Alan Colmes: ‘Buffoon And Patsy’

4:34 PM 02/24/2017

Alan Colmes passed away yesterday at the age of 66. Everyone who worked with him at Fox News has had nothing but good things to say about him. Over at Slate.com, though, they've got a different way of paying their respects.

WHCD – CNN = 911

12:44 PM 02/24/2017

As America counts down the minutes to the biggest night of the year, one question looms large: Will CNN attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner? The answer: Possibly not!

Starbucks’ Plan To Hire 10,000 Refugees Is Hurting Its Brand

12:07 PM 02/24/2017

When Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz announced the company's plan to hire 10,000 refugees, I didn't think he went far enough. There are 25,000 Starbucks stores --- seriously, just do a 360 right now and you'll see one --- so the company should hire at least one refugee per store. That way, every Starbucks customer can run to his, her, or xer nearest store and protest Trump by buying some bad coffee from a grateful refugee. That'll show those racists!

Now The NYT Has A New Slogan Too

2:23 PM 02/23/2017

Speaking truth to power took a nice long snooze between, oh, around 2009-2016. But now it's back in a big way. Yesterday the Washington Post unveiled a new slogan, apparently written by Bruce Wayne: "Democracy Dies in Darkness." Not to be outdone, their comrades up north have come up with some great new branding of their own. Get this: Now they care about the truth!

AMERICA IN CRISIS: Trump Won’t Tell Us Where To Go Potty

8:30 AM 02/23/2017

It's right there in the preamble to the United States Constitution: "“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish where People of all Genders can make Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee." That's the role of government. Or at least it was until that fascist Trump showed up!

Only 214 Charged With Inauguration Day Rioting

1:37 PM 02/22/2017

As you know, all anti-Republican demonstrations are "mostly peaceful." Whenever leftists gather, it's always a mere handful of "outside agitators" who make trouble for everybody else. That held true on Inauguration Day, when the rioting was limited to fewer than 215 black-bloc rapscallions. Whew!

POLL: Give The Washington Post A New Slogan

11:32 AM 02/22/2017

Earlier today, our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters at the Washington Post unveiled their new slogan: "Democracy Dies in Darkness." Very dramatic. The lights were off between Inauguration Day 2009 and Inauguration Day 2017, but now they're back on again!