Courtesy of the Washington Free Beacon, here's a supercut of the President of the United States looking out at his constituents and lying to them without shame. If this doesn’t chill you to your soul, you don’t have one.
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What's that sound? Is it a garbage truck? No, but there's definitely some trash being hauled. Its name is Bao Bao.
I've defended Milo Yiannopoulos when I think he's right. That doesn't oblige me to defend him when I think he's wrong.
I've never been able to figure it out, so I put it to you, Dear Reader.
Liberals are better than the rest of us because they're far more empathetic. They feel other people's pain so keenly that they can't turn away. That must be why they say things like the following.
I believe that everybody has the right to peacefully protest anything or anyone they want. Even if it's something really stupid, like protesting the enforcement of immigration laws because "people aren't illegal." You have the right to do that, no matter how wrongheaded it is.
If you don't know what "He Will Not Divide Us" is, it's a sort of performance project by Hollywood actor and would-be artist Shia LaBeouf. The idea is to set up a webcam in a public place, in front of a wall with that phrase painted on it. Then, people are supposed to repeat it endlessly for the next four years or the end of the Trump presidency, whichever comes first.
I have a bit of a personal history with the Department of State, which you can read about here. It's impossible for me to be objective when I hear about bad things happening to State Dept. employees, so I won't even bother to try.
Today we learned that when Donald Trump and Chris Christie dined together at the White House earlier this week, Trump told everybody to order what they wanted. Except for Christie, who got what Trump wanted both of them to eat: meatloaf. That's just how it goes.
To recap one of the left's favorite arguments over the past month: It's okay to punch "Nazis," because Indiana Jones did it. Never mind that you can't shoot Muslims in the street just because Indiana Jones did it. The point is that if you tweet a picture of an actor doing something in a movie, that means it's okay to do the same thing in real life to people you don't like.
Back in the '70s, director Roman Polanski was convicted of raping a 13-year-old girl. Rather than serve jail time for his crime, he fled the country and hasn't set foot on U.S. soil since. Now he wants everybody to forget about it.
War. HUHNN!! Good God, y'all. What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'. Except, y'know, stopping Hitler. War was good for that. Also, it's good for inspiring deep thoughts from the greatest scientific mind of our lifetime.
As if it's not bad enough that we've got all these animals taking up space on our planet, eating people and leaving big turds everywhere and generally being an annoyance, now the smart fellers want to bring back animals that have been extinct for thousands of years. Great idea, dorks!
I never noticed it until people started pointing it out, but President Trump has a weird handshake sometimes. He grabs the other guy's hand and starts pulling on it like he's trying to start a lawnmower. I don't know if it's a dominance thing, or maybe Trump is just an awkward guy? Seems like it's not a lot of fun for the other feller, though.
Who is Bao Bao? Bao Bao is a stupid panda at the National Zoo in DC. Supposedly, it's a big deal that Bao Bao was born in America -- hello, so was I, nobody cares, nobody should care -- and it's an even bigger deal what Bao Bao is being shipped off to China. I say good riddance, but apparently some people are sad about it.
What do you do when you want to argue that it's okay to break the law? Well, you could assert that the law is wrong, and make an argument for why that's so. But that's a lot of work. Why not just pretend that the words "legal" and "illegal" don't exist, and that people who obey the law are no different than people who break it?
We're gonna build a wall, and we're gonna make Mexico pay for it. So those hombres gotta raise mucho dinero, pronto. And what's a great way to make some quick cash? Sell weed! (Or so I'm told, I really wouldn't know.)
A couple of months ago, a student at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, California, took the following video of Olga Pere Stable-Cox, his human sexuality professor, pontificating about the 2016 election. The delightfully named Stable-Cox called the election an "act of terrorism," labelled Mike Pence an "anti-gay human" and lamented that any American could vote for Donald Trump.