It's been another grueling week for anybody trying to follow the news, and you need a break from all that insanity.
12:50 PM 05/24/2013
I don't know much about the English Defence League, except that the British media think they're "right-wing extremists." (If you've been following the IRS scandal, or the last 4 years in general, you know that this phrase has been rendered completely meaningless.) But if leftist Brits and the media (PTR) hate them, I'm willing to give them a listen.
11:26 AM 05/24/2013
Longtime readers know of my completely rational, fact-based hatred of pandas. All they do is eat bamboo and lay around and expect things to be done for them. We're supposed to teach these two-tone wastes of space how to have sex, so they don't die out as a species. We're supposed to weep tears of joy every time a couple of these clumsy dummies figure out how to make a baby. Bunk, I tell you. Pure bunk.
9:18 AM 05/24/2013
Muslims with hurt feelings.
7:31 PM 05/23/2013
This has to be some sort of mistake.
3:03 PM 05/23/2013
As in "makes another mistake." Why, what did you think I meant? Get your mind out of the gutter. Sheesh.
1:42 PM 05/23/2013
Let's give credit to the Boston Herald for putting the subject's political affiliation in the third paragraph, where people might actually read it:
10:51 AM 05/23/2013
This story is from February, but it's news to me. It didn't make national media at the time, but people are pointing it out now, after yesterday's savage Islamic beheading attack in London.
9:40 AM 05/23/2013
I know, right?
5:15 PM 05/22/2013
Rise. Fall. Then rise again.
2:34 PM 05/22/2013
First, let's look at the 18th paragraph of the BBC's story, which contains information that should be in the first paragraph, if not the headline:
1:36 PM 05/22/2013
I have a bit of a personal interest in this story, having been hit by a car myself. You can't give the following motorist any points for brains, but unlike the people who crippled me for life, at least she told the truth about why it happened.
10:49 AM 05/22/2013
And pleading the Fifth doesn't indicate otherwise, necessarily. Ha ha ha!
9:08 AM 05/22/2013
That's the astute analysis of National Journal's Charlie Cook, in a piece subtly titled, "Republicans' Hatred of Obama Blinds Them to Public Disinterest in Scandals":
4:21 PM 05/21/2013
I'm only posting this to be ironic. So just relax, man.
2:18 PM 05/21/2013
But it's acceptable, because it's not like she's a human being. If she didn't want to be treated like this, she shouldn't have disagreed with leftists.
1:57 PM 05/21/2013
Boy, these past few weeks have been a neverending string of mysteries. Here's the latest one, courtesy of Politico:
11:21 AM 05/21/2013
Pop quiz, taxpayers: What do you do when a Muslim terrorist, who happens to be an Army Major, shoots a bunch of people at a military base?
10:27 AM 05/21/2013
Isn't it weird that right around the same time the libs started crowing that the Tea Party was over, the IRS started targeting Tea Partiers? I mean, what's the connection? Why would people be reluctant to express their dissent against the powers that be, just because the IRS was going after them? We may never know.
8:01 AM 05/21/2013
I blame George Bush.
