The other day I predicted that Mitt Romney wouldn't get glitterbombed anymore, now that he's got Secret Service protection. I didn't predict that being wrong about it would make me so happy. Reuters: (more)
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This is not one of those fake trailers for movies that don't really exist, like in Grindhouse. Apparently the following flick is completed, except for some post-production stuff they're now raising money for: (more)
President Barack Obama, 1/22/09: (more)
Didja hear the one about PETA taking Sea World to court for violating the 13th Amendment by keeping killer whales locked up and forced to do tricks for fat people? Because PETA totally did that. (I found out about it from my pal Mike Riggs, who had yet another headline I wish I'd written.) (more)
Do you know which movie grossed the most per theater last week? It wasn't Chronicle, nope. Not The Woman in Black, either. No, it was a flick I hadn't heard of until about 10 minutes ago: (more)
First Obamacare supporters scolded us for calling it "Obamacare." They think Obama is awesome, and they think the plan he pushed to give everybody cheaper, more efficient* health care is awesome, but putting the two together into one word is suddenly not so awesome. They've never really explained why, except to point out that you are a bad person, as if you didn't already know they think so. (more)
He says it's not. Chrysler says it's not. But according to the Hollywood Reporter: (more)
I don't really care about some singer or rapper or whatever she's supposed to be flipping off the camera during Madonna's Super Bowl halftime show. That's what you get for watching Madonna's Super Bowl halftime show. All M.I.A. did was sum up everything that was wrong with it, and with all of us, in one quick gesture. (more)
In case you've been in Papua New Guinea or someplace and haven't seen it yet: (more)
By their very nature, ninjas are mysterious and unknowable. Despite decades of study by outsiders, only three proven facts about ninjas have been discovered: (more)
Things were starting to look up for Newt, but now he's back on a downslide and this next story is the clincher. Sure, petulant gay activists still throw fits during Gingrich events, but gone are the days of spectacle and glamour. This, from CBS News, is just tedious and cliche: (more)
The news seems to get more and more depressing by the hour, so I choose to start off my morning with a smile. Associated Press (emphasis mine): (more)
Via literallyunbelievable.org, here's a now-deleted Facebook post from Congressman John Fleming (R-LA): (more)
Keeping the homeland secure isn't easy when so many crazy, brainwashed wackjobs are still out there, worshipping ancient documents written by long-dead troublemakers. Patrick Poole at PJ Media reports: (more)
Just give him one more chance, America. Is that too much to ask? A second chance? (more)

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