Alright, kids. I'm taking some vacation time, so if anything interesting happens between now and July 3, you'll just have to imagine what sort of stupid take I would've had on it.
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Senator Smalley's not good enough, he's not smart enough, and doggone it, people don't like him.
Germans like to tell people what they can and can't say. They want to tell everybody how to live their lives. As you may recall, a while back we had a bit of a disagreement with them about that whole attitude. It didn't turn out too well for them. But did they learn their lesson? Nein, das haben sie nicht.
I've never been a police officer. I'm not going to pretend I know what it's like. And I'm very skeptical of the Black Lives Matter folks, who tend to ignore or twist any facts that don't fit their narrative. But after watching the dashcam footage of Minnesota police officer Jeronimo Yanez shooting Philando Castile, I don't see how anybody can defend it.
Jon Ossoff raised millions of dollars from people who couldn't vote for him. He couldn't even vote for himself. In retrospect, maybe that was a problem.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names... Actually, that's also a matter for the authorities.
You can tell we live in a fascist police state because whenever people criticize our leaders,
they're sent off to concentration camps some dummies run onstage and yell at them. In the face of such horrible oppression, speaking truth to power requires incredible bravery. That's why it's so amazing that Moby, the popular '90s musician and living example of the long-term cognitive effects of animal-protein deprivation, has just released this music video.
A dad of five in Colorado noticed that his preteen kids became more moody and reclusive the more they used their smartphones, and now he's pushing a ballot initiative to ban the sale or use of smartphones among kids under 13. What do you think?
Speaking as a RINO #NeverTrump traitor, here's what I'm observing about the real Republicans these days. Here's their game plan:
You know that meme with George W. Bush waving and the phrase "Miss Me Yet?" Well, I sure do miss him. He's a good man, and he was a good president. It sounds like more people are starting to realize that.
If you like Alex Jones and you're offended by anything that mocks and insults him, you won't like what you're about to see. And just thinking about your displeasure makes me smile.
If you're like me -- and if you're reading this, I regret to inform you that you're more like me than you care to admit -- you love the great taste of pig. Bacon, ham, sausage, spare ribs, tenderloin... it's all good! Nutritious and delicious. Pigs are meant to be eaten.
Carrie Fisher struggled with drug and alcohol addiction her whole life. It's sad, if unsurprising, to confirm that it's what killed her.
Last year, a young man in Arkansas named Danney Williams came out with the claim that William Jefferson Clinton is his biological father. There's just one problem with this assertion. In order for this to be true, it would mean that at some point in the past 30-odd years, Bill Clinton had sex with a woman other than Hillary.
Hurting and killing people for their beliefs is wrong. Period. When somebody launches a terrorist attack and openly states why he's doing it, I'm not going to pretend I don't know his motive. No matter what that motive is. Facts don't care about my feelings.
Amazon is buying Whole Foods for $13.7 billion. With a "b"! Which seems like quite a markup, even for Whole Foods. What say you, dear reader?
We live in a world where some parents are asking their own infants for "permission" before picking them up, to avoid perpetuating "rape culture." Yet we're allowing a serial groper in our midst to operate with impunity.
Every time there's a high-profile shooting, we're told that the only solution is to get rid of all the guns. Apparently there's a magic wand that will make them all go away, and somehow we're preventing liberals from waving it. Then you hear a story like the following, and you have to wonder what would've happened if somebody didn't have a gun.