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#NotAllMuslims Attack Ohio Deli Patrons With Machete

11:38 AM 02/12/2016

Not all Muslims committed the following crime. It's just a coincidence that the perpetrator was a Muslim. Last time I checked, in America we have this little thing called freedom of religion. Besides, Christians kill people all the time. Etc.

Alan Grayson Is An Awful Person

4:09 PM 02/11/2016

Just because Alan Grayson looks like some sort of cartoon monster, that doesn't necessarily mean he's a good person inside. Sometimes a man's outer ugliness is just a dim reflection of his ghastly soul.

White College Student Threatens To Smash BLM Supporter’s Laptop

11:50 AM 02/11/2016

As we all know, the United States of America is racist against black people. It's okay to shoot them for no reason, as we saw with innocent angels like Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown. It's okay to exclude them from awards ceremonies for movies that most Americans haven't seen. It's okay to express opinions about them even if you don't look like them. Why, an African-American woman can barely even celebrate the Black Panthers during the Super Bowl halftime show without a bunch of racists whining about her.

Jeb! Says His Campaign Is Not Dead, Out Loud, Into A Microphone

9:43 AM 02/10/2016

I haven't paid a lot of attention to Jeb! Bush's campaign, because it never even occurred to me that he would get anywhere near the nomination. He seems pleasant enough, and I'm sure he has loads of good ideas, but all the exclamation points in the world won't make him interesting.

Slick Willie Slams ‘Sexist’ Sanders Supporters

2:58 PM 02/08/2016

Let's say you're a woman who's running for President of the United States, but you don't have any accomplishments to brag about. Nobody really likes you all that much, and they trust you even less. But you're a Democrat, and your husband was president, and you're single-mindedly avaricious for power. How do you use those advantages to distract prospective voters from your utter lack of qualification, character, or leadership?