If you hate accuracy in language, you could have a rewarding career in academia. Universities are doing their best to protect their students from dangerous thoughts and ideas by controlling the words they use. Words like "American."
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He's got a Frisbee, and he's not afraid to use it.
Hillary Clinton is all about "green energy." Sort of. She's like the guy in that Ryan Reynolds movie, except her superpower is avoiding the truth.
Yesterday I told you about an upcoming gay pride parade in Stockholm that's raising the ire of both Muslims and, strangely enough, gay rights activists. You see, it's racist for gays to flaunt their fabulousness in front of religious people, unless they're Christians.
It looks like we can expect a new Planned Parenthood exposé every Tuesday. On Monday nights, Cecile Richards might want to take an Ambien.
No, no, I don't mean Barack Hussein Obama, 44th President of the United States. When he claimed to have been born in Kenya, he was lying. Remember?
If you've ever wondered why leftists are so angry all the time, one reason is that they're exhausted by the constant demands of identity politics. Instead of seeing things as they really are and reacting accordingly, leftists must constantly readjust their standards according to which party in any particular conflict is the bigger victim. This is rarely a good idea, but at least sometimes it can provide a bit of mild amusement to normal people.
If you don't think we can trust Iran, just look at this gesture of good faith.
We all know that the Confederate flag emits mind-control rays that make people do bad things. And we all know that the only way to stop these mind-control rays is to burn the Confederate flag. So why are we arresting people for stopping the evil mind-control rays?
It's simply a fact.
As you may have been reminded recently, Hillary Clinton is a woman. It's very important that you keep in mind she's a woman, because she's a woman. She's female. She's not a man. A woman is what she is.
@TheIranDeal. That's the official Twitter account the White House set up the other day to give everybody a direct line to their propaganda about... What was it? Oh yeah. About the Iran deal.
Gawker has hit a bit of a rough patch lately. As if staff unionization and the Hulk Hogan lawsuit weren't bad enough, last week the gossip site posted something that even the most diehard Gawkerites couldn't defend. When founder Nick Denton took down the offending post because of the near-universal outcry, a couple of his top-level jerks resigned in protest. Quitting for ethical reasons is the funniest thing anybody at Gawker has ever done.
Anthony Weiner sent pictures of his penis to a bunch of women, told hilarious lies about it, resigned from Congress in disgrace, waited a while, ran for mayor of NYC, and then got caught sending even more pictures of his penis to even more women. That's when his political career finally went bye-bye. (For now!)
If You Accurately Quote Abortionists Discussing Organ Harvesting, The Democrats Will Demand An Investigation… Of YOU
The Democrats can't make the Planned Parenthood disaster go away. They can't rebut the facts. They can't convince people that the evidence of their own senses is a hoax. So they're trying to use their political power to protect their investment and maintain their control.
Why didn't anybody tell me today was Wacky Republican Stunt Day? I would've forced somebody to bake a cake.
Not all Muslims are terrorists. Not all terrorists are Muslims. Therefore, the following item is meaningless.
Hillary Clinton is a woman. Hillary Clinton is a woman. Hillary Clinton is a woman. Hillary Clinton is a woman. Hillary Clinton is a woman.