The staff of a newspaper can run any images they want, or refuse to run any images they want. They're paid to make those decisions. And when the rationalizations they give for their editorial judgments are a bunch of crap, we can point out that they're a bunch of crap.
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The following story requires us to consider which is more trustworthy: the government of Iran or the Obama administration? That's a tough one.
The only person angrier than a liberal who just lost is a liberal who just won.
Not all Muslims are terrorists, and not all terrorists are Muslims. Therefore, when terrorists who happen to be Muslim kill people and destroy things, it has nothing to do with any other event, past or future. Each and every Muslim terror attack is an isolated incident. There is no pattern to be found. There are no conclusions to be drawn.
As power-worshipping authoritarians love to remind us, Obamacare is the law of the land. Okay, then. Let's watch the people who forced this law on us as they worm their way out of following it themselves.
When these guys show up at your door looking for Sarah Connor, it's not really gonna be a problem.
Ladies and gentlemen: The Daily Show's Aasif Mandvi.
Shepard Fairey's creepy, vaguely communist iconography helped propel Barack Obama to the White House. As it turns out, that was the high point for both of them.
Looks like America's Boyfriend prefers his LGB with a little less T.
Jann Wenner's favorite little twink didn't apologize for setting off those bombs and killing those people when he got caught. He didn't apologize the whole time he was in jail. He didn't apologize when he went to court. But it's never too late to play make-believe.
As someone who has been under anesthesia more than once, I have an opinion about the following story. And as someone who received a settlement from the people who put me in the hospital in the first place, I have another opinion.
Ladies and gentlemen: The Washington Post.
Such historical facts are just divisive hate speech. We're only angering people who are trying to silence us. Here's what we should be telling them instead:
Our Moral, Ethical, And Intellectual Betters At The Associated Press Show Us What They Think Of Ted Cruz
Good news, Cruz-haters. If you've ever fantasized about what you'd like to do to him for reminding everybody the Second Amendment exists, you've got friends at The Associated Press.
Ever since an insane racist in South Carolina killed a bunch of people for being black, naturally we're having a national conversation about the Confederate flag. Clearly, this evil flag emits mind-control rays that are compelling Dylann Roof to do things. Just look what it made him do to that other flag:
This is what happens when you don't have much practice talking to the press. You forget really basic stuff, like the name of the person you're talking to.
As we all know, rape is such a horrible crime that it doesn't matter whether or not a particular rape actually happened. Rape hoaxes are so exceedingly rare that we should dismiss any evidence that contradicts a rape accusation. If we don't, we're rape deniers and we're perpetuating rape culture.