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Alt-Right Leader Humiliated When Nazis Find Out His Wife Is Jewish

6:23 PM 01/16/2017

I don't think a politician should be held accountable for the actions of every single one of his followers, whether the politician is a Democrat, a Republican, or Trump. As Ronald Reagan once said, when some creep tried to pull that dirty trick on him: "They support me; I don't support them." So I don't blame the president-elect for the handful of alt-right cretins who worship him, or pretend to worship him because they think it's funny, or whatever they're doing.

Feds Finally Arrest Omar Mateen’s Wife

12:34 PM 01/16/2017

The Pulse nightclub massacre, committed by Omar Mateen, happened 7 months ago. Mateen's wife disappeared soon after, and nobody seemed to know or care where she went. Why would they? There was no way to blame the NRA or the Republican Party.

Ringling Bros Folds Up Its Tent

9:00 AM 01/16/2017

Like I always say (and I do mean always), animals are dumb. They are the greatest enemies of mankind, and I only tolerate their existence for three purposes: pets, food, and/or transportation. Otherwise, those repulsive beasts are on their own. Sorry, Cecil.

Goodbye ‘Blame Bush,’ Hello ‘Blame Trump’

10:54 AM 01/13/2017

I don't particularly like Donald Trump. I definitely don't trust Donald Trump. And I absolutely did not vote for Donald Trump. But that doesn't mean I'm going to pretend he's been the President of the United States for the past 8 years, and that all the bad stuff in the world is now his fault.

White Dude Portrays Noted Trans-Caucasian Michael Jackson, Fans Say Beat It

12:01 PM 01/12/2017

Here's the latest thing you're supposed to be outraged about. It's the trailer for a new show called Urban Myths, which is about those... Oh, what do you call 'em? They're stories, sort of like fairy tales, except they're set in more recent times and are peopled with actual people. I can't remember what those are called.

Jimmy Fallon Lifts Michelle Obama’s Spirits With Some Good Ol’ Idol Worship

8:18 AM 01/12/2017

At lot of people are angry at Jimmy Fallon for normalizing Donald Trump -- i.e., clowning around with the guy like any other guest, instead of screaming "Hitler!" in his face while a howling mob lowered him into a cauldron of boiling oil. If you're one of those tormented souls who can't believe that the clown you begged the GOP to nominate actually won, and you're blaming Fallon for some unfathomable reason, he wants to make it up to you. He wants you to know that he can fawn all over Michelle Obama too, just like everybody else who matters or wants to matter.

Help BuzzFeed Pick A New T-Shirt Slogan! [POLL]

4:59 PM 01/11/2017

BuzzFeed has been having a pretty bad day. First they put out a story about Trump and some Russian hookers engaging in water sports, and it turned out to be a bunch of nonsense. Then Trump yelled at them in front of everybody. It's enough to make any '90s kid down in the dumps! [insert Arthur cartoon GIF here]