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#NotAllMuslims Attack France Again

11:05 AM 06/26/2015

Not all Muslims are terrorists, and not all terrorists are Muslims. Therefore, when terrorists who happen to be Muslim kill people and destroy things, it has nothing to do with any other event, past or future. Each and every Muslim terror attack is an isolated incident. There is no pattern to be found. There are no conclusions to be drawn.

Make The Supreme Court Enroll In Obamacare

9:44 AM 06/26/2015

As power-worshipping authoritarians love to remind us, Obamacare is the law of the land. Okay, then. Let's watch the people who forced this law on us as they worm their way out of following it themselves.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: BTW, Sorry About That

3:37 PM 06/24/2015

Jann Wenner's favorite little twink didn't apologize for setting off those bombs and killing those people when he got caught. He didn't apologize the whole time he was in jail. He didn't apologize when he went to court. But it's never too late to play make-believe.

If You’re Going To Fake A Rape, Remember To Take Off Your Fitbit

12:53 PM 06/19/2015

As we all know, rape is such a horrible crime that it doesn't matter whether or not a particular rape actually happened. Rape hoaxes are so exceedingly rare that we should dismiss any evidence that contradicts a rape accusation. If we don't, we're rape deniers and we're perpetuating rape culture.