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What Are The ‘Apparent Facts’ About Ferguson?

1:18 PM 10/23/2014

If you've been paying attention to the news for the past couple of years, you may have noticed a pattern: When a black teenager is shot by a white person, or even a "white Hispanic," that black teenager becomes a secular saint. Once his martyrdom has been established, as quickly as possible, any facts that interfere with his veneration are dismissed if not condemned.

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk: Eat Me

9:51 AM 10/22/2014

As we all know, PETA's mission is to stop people from eating tasty animals. In furtherance of this goal, the members of the group are willing to humiliate themselves in any way their strange imaginations allow. Usually this involves some form of public nudity, likening the chicken industry to the Holocaust, frightening children with fake Happy Meals, and other buffoonery.

Write Your Own Anthony Weiner Joke, People

3:28 PM 10/21/2014

Ebola. ISIS. Bob Stookey's leg. Everything seems to be going wrong. Americans are super-depressed about America, even though Barack Obama is president. We need some cheering up. We need somebody to help us forget all our problems. We need to laugh again.

Obama To Dem Senate Candidates: You’re Stuck With Me

10:39 AM 10/21/2014

No matter how far the Democrats flee from the failed presidency of the dismally unpopular Barack Obama, they can't escape him. He won't allow it. His ego won't let him accept what's happening, and his attempts to reassert his dominance are only making things worse.

Monica Lewinsky Just Joined Twitter

11:57 AM 10/20/2014

Now that Bill Clinton has rebranded himself, magically transforming from a predator of women to an advocate for them, it's time for his most (in)famous old flame to step back into the public eye.