I don't know if any of these actors are former porn stars, but this is still pretty good.
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Not all Muslims committed the following crime. It's just a coincidence that the perpetrator was a Muslim. Last time I checked, in America we have this little thing called freedom of religion. Besides, Christians kill people all the time. Etc.
Pop quiz, hotshot:
Well... sort of.
Just because Alan Grayson looks like some sort of cartoon monster, that doesn't necessarily mean he's a good person inside. Sometimes a man's outer ugliness is just a dim reflection of his ghastly soul.
As we all know, the United States of America is racist against black people. It's okay to shoot them for no reason, as we saw with innocent angels like Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown. It's okay to exclude them from awards ceremonies for movies that most Americans haven't seen. It's okay to express opinions about them even if you don't look like them. Why, an African-American woman can barely even celebrate the Black Panthers during the Super Bowl halftime show without a bunch of racists whining about her.
I like it when Donald Trump is mocked and humiliated. I like Johnny Depp doing weird, unexpected things. I like fake '80s artifacts. So I wanted to laugh at the following movie, which combines all three. But Adam McKay has failed me once again.
The following story infuriates me. But then, I love America and I respect our men and women in uniform. YMMV.
I haven't paid a lot of attention to Jeb! Bush's campaign, because it never even occurred to me that he would get anywhere near the nomination. He seems pleasant enough, and I'm sure he has loads of good ideas, but all the exclamation points in the world won't make him interesting.
Hey there, Twitter addicts! Do you like your freedom of expression? Sure you do. How about speaking truth to power? It's the best. Isn't it great to have your dialogue empowered by such amazing technology?
[dcquiz] Last night in New Hampshire, Bill Clinton said: "Tonight my job is to introduce Hillary. Sometimes when I'm on a stage like this, I wish we weren't married. Then I could say what I really think."
First things first: Yes, Canada does have a military. And up until recently, Canada has been helping in the fight against ISIS. But now that America's Hat is under new management, reality is no longer an issue.
Let's say you're a woman who's running for President of the United States, but you don't have any accomplishments to brag about. Nobody really likes you all that much, and they trust you even less. But you're a Democrat, and your husband was president, and you're single-mindedly avaricious for power. How do you use those advantages to distract prospective voters from your utter lack of qualification, character, or leadership?
We're told that a woman has the right to choose. If that's the case, why do abortion enthusiasts freak out when a woman chooses to look at her baby as a human being?
Just 125,000 accounts so far. Probably all from the same troll, right?
I want to try a little experiment. Turn up your volume all the way, click on the Vine clip below, start your stopwatch app, and see how long you can take it: