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Chad Johnson Tweets That He’s ‘Celibate’

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NFL legend Chad Johnson is apparently not having sex these days.

In response to a Twitter user asking the former Bengals receiver if he’d have sex with his girlfriend, Johnson tweeted, “I’m celibate & on a horizontal cleanse right now.” (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)

Honestly, I certainly didn’t expect to see Chad Johnson declaring he’s celibate on Twitter in 2020. Guess I missed that one on the bingo card!

Of all the things you could have asked me to imagine seeing on Twitter, this tweet wouldn’t have been anywhere near the list.

 

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Also, I understand that I’m not exactly very hip or young these days, but what the hell is a horizontal cleanse?

Is that just a super fancy way of saying that you don’t have sex? I honestly have no idea at all what that term means.

I guess the NFL legend is just way more caught up on the current lingo than I am.

 

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Props to Johnson for giving us all something to laugh about because this situation is one of the funniest that I’ve seen on Twitter in a long time.