A report published Thursday claimed that former “Yellowstone” star Kevin Costner is worrying his friends to the point they’re trying to set him up with a fellow A-lister.
Sources claim Costner’s friends are urging him to date Sandra Bullock, according to Radar Online. Bullock hasn’t dated since her long-time partner died in August 2023 after suffering a short battle with ALS. Costner’s friends say he’s feeling down about his movie franchise “Horizon: An American Saga” flopped horrendously (which is not comparable to Bullock’s situation, but okay), so both stars deserve some romance to lift their spirits.
Have you puked yet?
“Kevin and everybody around him know that a relationship with Sandra would solve a lot of problems for him,” the source said. It is unclear if they realized how grotesque and narcissistic this statement sounds.
NEW YORK NY – MARCH 14: Sandra Bullock is seen posing while arrives at The Late Show With Stephen Colberton March 14, 2022 in New York, New York. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA – JANUARY 05: Sandra Bullock poses in the press room at the 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 05, 2020 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage,)
“Sandra is a naturally humble person who has never considered herself to be a ‘hot girl’. But Kevin loves that he’s still a sex symbol against all odds and was really soaking up the spotlight in Cannes earlier this year with red carpets and photo shoots,” the source continued. “Still, he’s turning 70 next year and he doesn’t have a long-term partner. He’s got his his older daughters, who are utterly devoted to him, but that’s not enough. He likes living with a woman.” (RELATED: Sources Claim Kevin Costner Is Loving That ‘Yellowstone’ Won’t Work Without ‘His Genius’ Apparently)
Wow, okay. So let me get this straight: Kevin Costner think he is still a sex symbol, wants to date Sandra Bullock because she’s humble, and the only other reason is that he likes living with a woman? He sounds like a catch! Said no one, ever.
But wait, it gets worse …
CANNES, FRANCE – MAY 19: Kevin Costner attends the Horizon: An American Saga Photocall at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by JB Lacroix/FilmMagic)
CANNES, FRANCE – MAY 19: Kevin Costner attends the “Horizon: An American Saga” Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by JB Lacroix/FilmMagic)
“This is literally the first time in 30 years where they have both been single and open to new relationships at the same time – and she exactly fits what Kevin is looking for – she’s smart, she’s self-made and she’s incredibly wealthy,” the source added. “Kevin is allergic to gold-diggers and the insane amount of legal fees he had to pay in his divorce last year is not something he ever wants to repeat.” (RELATED: ‘Yellowstone’ Drops Absolutely Gut-Wrenching Trailer Featuring A Lot Of Kevin Costner)
Ladies, are you lining up to date a grandpa-aged dude who likes “humble” women with lots of money? I know I’m not! “The only thing standing in Kevin’s way is his ego,” the source concluded.
Like, yeah. Obviously.
Bullock is thankfully, apparently, focused on finding happiness in self-care. She’s “keeping the details under wraps, but she’s been talking about some major travel plans and a couple of projects she’s always wanted to make.” Good for her. She deserves someone kind, who isn’t focused on money or looks, and can take care of her (if that’s what she wants).
