Republican presidential hopeful Rand Paul’s 2016 New Year’s resolutions included a few humorous jabs at his political opponents, and even himself.
Must like his Festivus airing of grievances, the Kentucky senator publicized his resolutions on Twitter.
Happy New Year everyone! I'll be tweeting my #newyearsresolutions today. Stay tuned!
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
This year my resolution is to preserve our liberties and restore prosperity across America. #NewYearResolution
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
I resolve to fight tooth & nail for your gun rights & fight @POTUS’s Exec Gun Control orders https://t.co/mlmL8MmPOX #newyearsresolution
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
I resolve to not let the mean things people say about my hair bother me. #curlyhairdontcare #newyearsresolution pic.twitter.com/HVMr0vYbOj
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
I resolve to speak in vague but bombastic generalities more #newyearsresolution pic.twitter.com/AR741BUOvQ
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
I resolve to give @TedCruz more lead time before I announce my policy positions, so he can replicate them faster #NewYearsResolution
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
I resolve to spend less time voting in the Senate so @Marcorubio & @tedcruz don't look bad bc they don't show up for work. JK. Do your jobs.
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
Hopefully @TedCruz will resolve to issue that exec order declaring Canadian "bacon" is not real bacon. #StillSuspicious #newyearsresolution
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
I hope @mattbevin is resolving to pay absolutely no attention to the old guard and the talking heads in Frankfort. #newyearsresolution
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
My wife @KelleyAshbyPaul tells me I need to resolve to be nice to the media in 2016. I don't think so Kelley! #newyearsresolution *hides*
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
Congress should resolve to dissolve, go part time and go home more to live under the utterly ridiculous laws they pass. #newyearsresolution
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
I resolve to do everything in my power to #AuditTheFed and restore transparency/fiscal sanity
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
I resolve to again push for Term Limits & Read the Bills. Fight isn't over & career politicians should take notice #newyearsresolution
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016
Finally, I resolve to always support the ENTIRE Bill of Rights. Happy New Year. Let's make 2016 better than the last. #newyearsresolution
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016