Don't you know she's running for president, you peasants? She doesn't have time to answer questions that haven't been carefully prescreened, from people who haven't been carefully prescreened. Know your place.
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Is there any way that Alan and Lolita Grayson can both lose everything in a divorce settlement? They're both awful, awful people.
This winner is all yours.
It certainly is a busy news day for a non-story that nobody cares about because what difference, at this point, does it make.
If you had forgotten that the official @BarackObama Twitter account is run by the somehow-tax-exempt
Obama for America Organizing for America Organizing for Action, King Barry himself would like to remind you: That ain't really him. This is him.
Well, of course not. He's a shill for the Democrats, just as he's always been. A lot of us have known it ever since ABC hired him, and yet nothing was done. On the contrary, ABC kept promoting him, until he's now their public face. Obviously, he thought he could do anything he wanted. He thought he was bulletproof.
It's been a rough week for the publisher of Rolling Stone. Jann Wenner started off the week by getting hit with a $7.5 million lawsuit for publishing a bunch of lies about a gang-rape that never happened. Now he's ending it with the news that his boyfriend Jahar has been sentenced to death.
Never let it be said that Howard Dean, most recently spotted scuttling away in panic from a Daily Caller reporter, is entirely without a sense of humor about himself.
Democratic Party hacks gonna hack for the Democratic Party.
A few months ago, two Secret Service agents got really wasted and drove into a White House barricade. As if that wasn't enough of a faux pas on its own, in the process they messed up an active crime scene with a possible bomb. Whoops!
Remember Jared Marcum? He's the WV junior-high student who was suspended and arrested a few years ago for wearing an NRA t-shirt to school. The criminal charges against Marcum were dropped when authorities realized the whole world was watching. And when he returned to school, he wore the exact same shirt.
Everybody knows George Stephanopoulos is a Democratic Party hack, and that he doesn't think the rules apply to him. But still, this is brazen even for Team Hillary.
Black people can't be racist against white people, because duh. White people are inherently racist against black people, for reasons that go without saying.
Rolling Stone is being sued for publishing a pack of lies. Whatever happened to the woman who wrote them?
If you don't know who Jessica Valenti is, well, she's a feminist. That's all she ever talks about and it's her entire identity. Even if you do know who she is, you might not know how gross and problematic she is.
That's what the following story is about. But it might not be what you think.