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‘Clock Kid’ Ahmed Mohamed Has Been Severely Traumatized

10:30 AM 09/25/2015

In case you just got back from Mars: Last week, a young man in Texas named Ahmed Mohamed brought to school a device he had "invented," which consisted of the innards of an old Radio Shack alarm clock inside a pencil case. He was arrested and, because he's a Muslim, the President of the United States took an interest. (All you non-Muslim kids who got in trouble for finger-guns and Pop Tart-guns and American flag t-shirts and so forth? You're on your own.) So, young Ahmed has become the new face of Muslim victimhood. He's being fĂȘted all over the place. Everyone is very eager to show off how racist they're not.