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If You’re Going To Fake A Rape, Remember To Take Off Your Fitbit

12:53 PM 06/19/2015

As we all know, rape is such a horrible crime that it doesn't matter whether or not a particular rape actually happened. Rape hoaxes are so exceedingly rare that we should dismiss any evidence that contradicts a rape accusation. If we don't, we're rape deniers and we're perpetuating rape culture.

Brian Williams Is ‘Sorry’ About That

9:55 AM 06/19/2015

A man who became rich, famous, and influential for his ability to tell outrageous lies with a straight face is now, um... telling the truth with a straight face? I guess it's not outside the realm of possibility.