Jim Treacher | All Articles
So you think you've got it bad? Try being in Congress. Those poor bastards are practically homeless.
You're no better than they are, teabagger. So just sit back, shut up, and watch #NotAllMuslims destroy ancient artifacts in a Mosul museum.
Once again, Barack Obama has said something off-teleprompter that reveals who and what he really is. And this time, the White House itself made sure we all saw it.
It might look like an alphabet-soup spill, or something a guy with his jaw wired shut would say while trying to curse you out. But no, LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM is an actual acronym that exists in the real world populated by actual human beings that breathe the same air as we do.
John Lewis did something brave 50 years ago, so now he gets to blame racism for anything and everything. And don't you dare say different, because Selma.
As longtime readers know, out of all the federal agencies that grab money out of my pocket every minute of every day, by far my favorite is the U.S. Department of State. These fine men and women make me proud to be an American, and Daniel Rosen is no exception.
The following clip is from yesterday, but you didn't see it because it was on CNN.
It's a bad day for race pimps. They kept the outrage and the lies about Trayvon Martin going as long as they could, but self-defense still isn't murder. Even if the guy defending himself is Hispanic.
I have no idea who's right about Bill O'Reilly's reporting from the Falklands, decades ago. It seems obvious that David Corn and Mother Jones are going after him as some form of revenge for Brian Williams, but that doesn't mean they're wrong. And O'Reilly has been dependably loud and blustery in response, but that doesn't mean he's right.
James O'Keefe and Project Veritas just put out another video that a lot of lefties won't enjoy. This time, they talked to some of the people Al Sharpton claims to be helping. He's not helping them.
Did you think that trading an American deserter for 5 high-value Taliban prisoners was the Deal of the Century? Then you'll just love this.
As we now know, "I don't think Obama loves America" is the worst thing anyone has ever said about anyone or anything, ever, in the history of the world. Our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters are burning Rudy Giuliani at the stake for his heresy, as well they should.
Radical Muslims murder Jews and cartoonists and other people they don't like. Moderate Muslims throng the murderers' funerals.
Apparently, Democratic Party hack David Corn is going after Bill O'Reilly in retaliation for Brian Williams being held responsible for his actions. O'Reilly is supposed to have lied about reporting from the Falklands War or something? It sounds very serious, and it can't help O'Reilly's chances of ever anchoring the NBC Nightly News.
That plan is working splendidly. For your opponents!
Just hear me out.
State Dept. Rush Chair Marie Harf has had a tough week. She's spent the last few days blaming Islamic terrorism on a lack of good-paying jobs, explaining why you're too dumb to understand why that's true, and then going home to eat raw cookie dough straight out of the tube.