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#NotAllMuslims, Morning Edition

Islam Muslim green star and crescent (Getty Images)

Lately, the completely unrelated incidents of violence committed by Islamic psychos seem to be picking up pace. They're not quite hourly yet, but we're getting there. Here's the latest, as of late Tuesday morning (EST).

Ladies Get Naked In Cleveland To Protest Trump Or Something

9:49 AM 07/18/2016

Donald Trump is going to be the GOP nominee for president, whether you like it or not. (If you do like it, congratulations. Why are you still so angry?) A lot of people are going to protest in Cleveland this week, which is their right. And I'm going to laugh at them, which is my right. It works out great for everybody. This is America, at least for now.

Hillary Clinton Is Good At Telling Jokes

6:02 PM 07/14/2016

Get ready to laugh. If you don't laugh, keep watching it until you do laugh. You need to get used to this, because you're going to see a lot more of it over the next eight years.

Everything You Need To Know About Pokémon Go, In 3.5 Minutes

1:47 PM 07/13/2016

Did you know that there's a new phone game called Pokémon Go? Of course you do. It's all anyone can f***ing talk about, suddenly. It's a game, and you can get it on your phone, and it's Pokémon, and you're obligated to know what in the world that means or else you're a loser. (Hooray for 2016.) But don't worry, it will only take a few minutes to get you up to speed. After this, you'll know absolutely everything you need to know about Pokémon Go. Let's do this!

Obama Scolds Cops At Memorial For Murdered Cops

3:44 PM 07/12/2016

Last week in Dallas, five police officers were murdered for the color of their skin. Micah Xavier Johnson said he wanted to kill white people, and he did. And if you don't think the memorial service for those officers is a good venue for scolding white people, you're a racist.