Last night, Mitt Romney spoke at a campaign rally for Republican Joni Ernst, who's running for Senate in Iowa, or Idaho, or one of those. At one point Romney took off his top hat, popped out his monocle, and told the following joke:
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This Isn’t The First Time Wendy Davis Has Put Her Pink Sneaker In Her Mouth Over Greg Abbott’s Infirmity
She just hasn't been this brazen about it.
Ah, young love. If you think 15 is too early to get married, you don't know much about the background of Islam. Now, a couple of silly little Austrian girls are getting a very harsh history lesson.
You already knew that Gwyneth Paltrow is a delusional moron. But did you know she’s also a fascist? Or, at the very least, she’s fine with the idea of fascism as long as all power over your life goes to Obama.
People should respect each other's cultural differences, as long as the culture isn't ours.
The thing about being trendy is that eventually, trends die out. Once people decide something is no longer cool, you will look uncool if you still express interest in it. Unless your affection is genuine (which it probably isn't because you're you), you can really embarrass yourself. It's not easy being a hipster.
Jason Mattera is having quite a week. He's got a new book out, he asked Lois Lerner some questions she didn't like, and now Bob Beckel wants to kill him. So, getting assaulted by Harry Reid's bodyguard is just the icing on the cake.
Do you enjoy Michael Moore's movies, but you'd prefer a bit less regard for the truth? That's why we have Morgan Spurlock. And now he wants to teach you how the economy works, free of charge!
Sure, Ebola was a contributing cause of death, but I think we all know what's really going on here.
How about an iPhone 5?
You won't have Vogue's favorite Republican to kick around anymore. And it's his idea. Beg him all you want, America, but he's never running for office again.
Here in America, everyone should just be who they are. Unless who they are is Lena Dunham.
Let's say you're a Liberian dude who brings Ebola with you to America. You've put dozens of people, if not hundreds, at risk. Your own country is prosecuting you for lying about your contact with Ebola victims, in order to leave the country.
Are you a speciesist? Do you even know what speciesism is and why it must be disrupted? If not, prepare to have your tiny little mind blown wide open.
It's 2014, and the White House Press Corps has finally noticed that Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. says stupid stuff on the reg.
Hey, global warming isn't trendy anymore and Trayvon is old news, so they gotta draw attention to themselves somehow.
Obama knows he's really messed up when he forces David Axelrod to say something that resembles the truth.
You're in luck!
Thanks to the fine folks at the Washington Free Beacon for summing up, in less than a minute, just how badly Obama has screwed his fellow Democrats seeking election next month: