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On behalf of Hoosiers everywhere, I apologize for my home state's least-crappy public university.
Do you want to serve Allah? Sure, we all do!
I have my own interpretation, which I'll get to in a minute. Most of all, it strikes me as a statement of incalculable grief from a man whose life has just been shattered.
The following is an actual statement made by a non-fictional person in real life.
David Rutz of the Washington Free Beacon is a master of the supercut. Not in the tonsorial sense, probably, but definitely in terms of condensing dozens of hours of TV news yammering on a particular topic into just a minute or two.
Everybody knows that Republicans hate science, and there's nothing more science-y than space. And yet, in defiance of all logic, a noted "climate denier" has been put in charge of space, and of science itself!
Obama actually follows through on a promise for once, and everybody loses their minds.
Just hear me out.
Hey, there's only so much you can do to speak up for people who've been wronged. If they're not willing to stand up for themselves, they've lost my sympathy. Rolling Stone made a false rape accusation, it's been thoroughly debunked, and now the falsely accused are saying to UVA President Teresa Sullivan: "Thank you, ma'am, may we have another?"
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS CONTENT THAT MAY TRIGGER ANYONE WHO IS OFFENDED BY RACIAL SLURS AND ENJOYS MUSIC
Not only is David Brooks of the venerable New York Times better than you, he's better than a bunch of people who were executed by Islamic terrorists specifically for exercising their right to free speech.
I don't know about you, but I could use a feel-good story right now. And this one sure qualifies.
I'm really worried about the anti-Muslim backlash to this story, so I've already come up with an ameliorative Twitter hashtag: #illflywithyou.
If you want to talk about anything published at the New York Times these days, you need to take screenshots. The "news" they print keeps changing.
When Islamic terrorists expressly tell their victims why they're being attacked, our mainstream media will do anything to cover it up. They'll change the subject, they'll blame the victims... they'll even stealth-edit* their own copy.
She seems to have been caught off-guard when asked for comment. Of course, these days she always looks surprised:
Here's what the Smartest President Ever used to say about that: