Valentine’s Day is a day of love — most of the time. Some of these ‘Roses are Red’ poems tell a very different tale.
These top picks might not be the poems you had in mind, but they fully capture the state of the world, and they’re sure to make you take pause and take in some funnies as you celebrate Valentine’s Day 2023.
Sometimes, Valentine’s Day Lacks Love
roses are red
violets are blue pic.twitter.com/aeH733Ouc6— no context curb your enthusiasm (@ProManimalUnity) February 14, 2023
Sometimes, distance makes the heart grow fonder, and Larry David thinks the ‘distance’ should start now. It seems the love has run thin…
Politics Seep Into Some Celebrations
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We deserve #DCStatehood
We pay more taxes than you. pic.twitter.com/A1iJDFGqUT— Eleanor #DCStatehood Holmes Norton (@EleanorNorton) February 14, 2023
It’s hard to show love with an empty wallet — the fake congresswoman might be on to something…
This One Sizzles
Roses are Red, they’re also thorny.
Subscribe to me if you’re feelin’ horny 😂🤘🏽https://t.co/9wDtsu0i0l#HappyValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/nQjcEV5Yi3— Samara (@SamaraAxSapph) February 14, 2023
With so many people coping with loneliness, Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to profit off of fatherless activities.
The FBI Is Ever-Present
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Everyone knows,
The FBI’s watching you.— House Judiciary GOP (@JudiciaryGOP) February 14, 2023
A sobering warning to intrude on everyone’s happiness. (RELATED: Tom Brady’s Post-Divorce Valentine’sW Day Seems To Sting)
The Transgender Topic Seeps In
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Transwomen are men
No matter what they do#ValentinesDay— terftastic 💚🤍💜🇺🇸 (@terftastic1) February 14, 2023
No matter what side of the trans debate you’re on — it remains a discussion…
Competing For Love…
Roses are red, violets are blue, sipping on White Claw, thinking of you.
— White Claw Hard Seltzer (@WhiteClaw) February 14, 2023
Valentine’s Day is about love — which doesn’t discriminate. Some people love their White Claw. We love those people.
There’s Always Room For A Political Dig
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Hard to believe that
Heidi hasn’t left you. 💔 pic.twitter.com/5AZTGlNrsS
— Mindful Primate (@MichellesDude) February 14, 2023
We’ll just let this one be — it speaks for itself.
Poop-Burgers, Anyone?
Roses are red
Violets are blue… pic.twitter.com/NI62RuJNA9— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 14, 2023
For those who imagined McDonald’s was a good place to treat your main squeeze…
When Love Gets Dangerous
Valentine (2001)
Roses are red, violets are blue, they’ll need dental records to identify you. ☠️🔪 pic.twitter.com/1lQv6iPVeS
— Chris (@night_crawlingx) February 14, 2023
We can’t all have that ‘loving feeling’ just because it’s Feb. 14.
The Woke Get No Love
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop being woke
It’s not good for you!❤️
— Andrew RT Davies (@AndrewRTDavies) February 14, 2023
Any further questions?
Happy Valentine’s Day to all those who are in love, out of love, or not even thinking about love!