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Now Michelle Obama Has Caused America’s ‘Best Cafeteria Cookie’ To Be Outlawed

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An eruption of aggravation about what American schoolchildren can no longer eat in school cafeterias is never far away in the Obama era.

Superintendent Who Doesn’t ‘Want To See Anyone’s Ass Hanging Out’ Gives High School Girls Bend-Over Check

9:10 AM 08/23/2014

An Oklahoma school district superintendent angered some female students late this week when she publicly made examples of them for wearing what the superintendent called inappropriate attire.

Curse Of Obamacare Now Curses Cursed Chicago Cubs [VIDEO]

11:43 PM 08/22/2014

As if the long-suffering fans of the Chicago Cubs haven't endured enough heartache these last 106 years, they are now seeing their games cut short because of Obamcare.

Taxpayer-Funded University Now Monitors Student Traffic To ‘Blocked’ Sites, Like Wikipedia

9:09 AM 08/22/2014

Northern Illinois University, a middling public school most famous for awarding a bachelor's degree to Markos Moulitsas of Daily Kos, has enacted an acceptable use policy that temporarily blocks student access to websites deemed "illegal or unethical."

Two Firefighters Badly Injured In Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Terribly Wrong

8:24 AM 08/22/2014

The social-media sensation that is the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge took a disastrous, tragic turn on Thursday when two Campbellsville, Ky. firefighters were seriously injured at the conclusion of an event during which they doused freezing cold water on a college marching band.

Obscure Women’s College Will Now Admit People With Male Genitalia If They Tell Everyone They Are Female

8:15 AM 08/22/2014

All-female Mills College in Oakland, Calif. will now admit male undergraduate students who identify themselves as female.

Anonymous Day Of Rage Over Michael Brown Fizzles Nationwide As Ragers Fail To Materialize

1:35 AM 08/22/2014

Thursday's "National Day Of Rage" planned by the hacktivist group Anonymous against the Aug. 9 police shooting death of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Mo. failed to materialize in any remotely significant way.

Teacher On Leave After Instructing Sixth Graders To Perform Michael Brown DEATH SKIT

8:31 AM 08/21/2014

Officials at Brantley Elementary School in Selma, Ala. placed a sixth-grade teacher on paid administrative leave on Wednesday after he directed his students to reenact the police shooting death of 18-year-old Michael Brown.

High School Kid Arrested For Writing About Shooting A DINOSAUR

8:03 AM 08/21/2014

It's only August, but an overzealous teacher and some overzealous cops have already landed a high school student in serious trouble for having --- or, in this case, merely imagining --- something that represents a weapon, but isn't actually anything remotely like a real weapon.

Twenty-Four Hours In A Small, Highly Televised Riot

8:22 AM 08/20/2014

FERGUSON, Mo. --- Ferguson, Mo. is a small, oddly shaped suburb bounded on three sides by interstate highways. It's maybe two suburbs over from St. Louis in a land of endless little burgs that run haphazardly together.

Capt. Ron Johnson Is Averaging About One Broken Promise A Day

10:31 PM 08/19/2014

FERGUSON, Mo. -- Missouri State Highway Patrol Capt. Ron Johnson appears to have worn out his welcome among the demonstrators protesting the Aug. 9 police shooting death of unarmed 18-year-old Michael Brown in Ferguson, Mo.

Sunday Night Brings More Looting And Destruction To Ferguson; National Guard On Its Way

5:05 AM 08/18/2014

FERGUSON, Mo. -- Another intense night of violence bubbled up on Sunday in Ferguson, Mo. just a few hours after local and national luminaries including Al Sharpton and Martin Luther King III spoke at Greater Grace Church about last week's police shooting death of unarmed 18-year-old Michael Brown.

Sharpton Strikes Defiant Tone In Speech To Huge Crowd About Michael Brown Shooting

8:07 PM 08/17/2014

FERGUSON, Mo. -- An overflowing, unquestionable fire hazard of a crowd packed like sardines into Greater Grace Church in St. Louis, Mo. on a humid, overcast Sunday afternoon to hear local and national luminaries — including Al Sharpton and Martin Luther King III — speak about the police shooting death of 18-year-old Michael Brown.

After Last Year’s Racist Debacle, University Of Alabama Now BLOCKS PRESS From Sorority Rush

2:01 PM 08/16/2014

The University of Alabama has blocked all journalists from covering sorority rush week this year after a fiasco last year which saw two black women denied bids to every single one of the school's traditionally white sororities.

Woman Poisons Roommates After They Found Her Doing It With Their Dog, Spike

9:32 AM 08/16/2014

A woman in Albuquerque, N.M. was arrested on Wednesday because, police say, she attempted to poison her roommates' food and water after they busted her having sex with their two German shepherds.

Professors Now Say SLAVERY Forced Colleague To Batter Teen, Destroy Her Anti-Abortion Poster

8:27 AM 08/16/2014

The saga of University of California, Santa Barbara feminist studies professor Mireille Miller-Young has taken yet another bizarro twist after her defenders urged a judge to excuse the criminal allegations against her because of the "cultural legacy of slavery."

Ninth-Grade Sex Ed Material So Raunchy School Porn Filter Had To Be Disabled

7:53 AM 08/15/2014

Wednesday night's packed school board meeting in Fremont, Calif. was a lot more exciting than usual as parents showed up in droves to express their displeasure over a ninth-grade health textbook that introduces 13- and 14-year-old students to dildos, Internet dating advice, porn and, of course, bondage.

Colleges For The Forlorn And Rejected: America’s Top 14 Hardiest Perennial Safety Schools

10:54 PM 08/14/2014

Safety schools are colleges and universities that prospective students feel reasonably confident about getting into but only sort of want to attend. They play an important yet underrated role in the giant, frustrating matrix that is the college selection process.

Summer Of Love Ends For 13-Year-Old Boy And The Teacher Arrested For Banging Him

10:14 PM 08/14/2014

A sixth-grade teacher in the rural northwest corner of Arkansas was arrested on Wednesday and charged with having multiple sexual encounters with a 13-year-old boy.