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Four-Year-Old Boy Gets Lifetime Ban From Doughnut Shop For Asking Lady If She Is Pregnant

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A four-year-old boy in the never-ending suburbs of Connecticut has learned a valuable lesson every male must learn at some point: Don't ask a woman if she is pregnant. Ever. Just don't do it.

Will This Device Make School Shooters Obsolete?

8:44 AM 07/24/2014

A middle school teacher in Muscatine, Iowa has created a mechanism to thwart would-be school shooters that is so deceptively simple it just might work.

America 2014: University of Illinois Professor Blames Jews For Anti-Semitism

8:49 AM 07/21/2014

The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign has continued its bizarre quest to employ as many disgusting scumbags as possible by acquiring the services of Steven Salaita, a leading light in the movement among similarly obscure academics to boycott Israel.

WaPo Advice For Indebted College Grads: 1. Move To Your Parents’ Basement, 2. ???, 3. Have A Career

8:17 AM 07/21/2014

Are you a recent college graduate struggling under the onerous burden of debt caused by rampant inflation in college tuition (which is itself has been caused by runaway administrative bloat)? If so, a columnist who has somehow managed to get a job at The Washington Post has some advice for you.

The Daily Caller Presents The Alphabet Of Racism: THE LETTER ‘C’

8:27 PM 07/19/2014

The Daily Caller's alphabetical tour de force showing that everything — no really, everything — is racist these days continues apace. The word has been bandied about so much that it is rapidly losing any real meaning.

This Guy Was Shot And May Never Walk Again Over 31 UNPAID PARKING TICKETS

9:32 AM 07/18/2014

Things somehow turned very ugly on Thursday morning when two Pennsylvania state constables attempted to serve a man with a warrant because the man had accumulated 31 unpaid parking tickets.

FINALLY! An Ivy League Anthropology Professor Says Something Intelligent

9:16 AM 07/18/2014

Brown University anthropology professor Dwight Heath has broken with the decades of obscure scholarly work produced in his academic field by declaring very practically that states across America should lower the legal drinking age.

Judge: Dad Should Have ‘Beat The Hell Out Of’ Teen Who Brutally Beat Man, So Just SIX MONTHS In Jail

9:02 AM 07/18/2014

Prosecutors in Detroit are hopping mad after a judge's shocking decision on Thursday to give a teenager who participated in the brutal beating of a 54-year-old man a prison sentence of just six months.

Harvard Professor Blames US FOREIGN POLICY For Downing Of Malaysia Airlines Plane

8:35 AM 07/18/2014

Harvard University professor Stephen Walt managed to find a way blame the United States just hours after someone --- it's not yet clear who --- shot down a Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 carrying 295 people over a war-torn region of Ukraine near the Russian border.

Journos Huff With Fury That Evil Koch Brothers Want To Teach Poor Kids Entrepreneurial Skills

8:53 AM 07/17/2014

On Wednesday, Ryan Grim, Washington bureau chief for The Huffington Post, issued a press release breathlessly pumping an article that, he promised and swore, exposes plans hatched by Charles and David Koch to "foist" their "worldview on public school students."

Principal Calls Student Racist Because He Wore White, Made ‘W’ Sign During SCHOOL SPIRIT WEEK

8:41 AM 07/17/2014

A star high school athlete in rural Marshalltown, Iowa has been suspended for three football games this fall because he posted a social media image of himself enthusiastically festooned from head to toe in white clothing during school spirit week. In the photo, he made the letter "W" with his hands --- which in this case stands for white.

As Illegals Flood Border, Homeland Security Converges On Random NC City FOR NO REASON

8:02 AM 07/17/2014

Earlier this week, the denizens of Greenville, N.C. were alarmed because several well-armed Homeland Security cops and their small fleet of SUVs abruptly appeared outside a federal bankruptcy courthouse.

California Eighth Graders Denied Holocaust In Essays After Reading Required Bizarro Screeds

9:15 AM 07/16/2014

Back in April, a school district in Southern California required several hundred eighth-grade English class students to write essays based on bizarre propaganda about whether the Holocaust really happened or was just a "propaganda tool that was used for political and monetary gain."

Federal Appeals Court Rules University Of Texas Can Discriminate On Basis Of Race

8:50 AM 07/16/2014

The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit held on Tuesday that the University of Texas at Austin may discriminate in favor of minority applicants based on race.

Transgender Student Thrilled After Losing 80 Percent Of Lawsuit Against Baptist College

8:45 AM 07/16/2014

A trial court in California has largely ruled in favor of California Baptist University after a transgender student, Domaine Javier, sued because the school expelled him for fraud after discovering that he had applied as a female.

Ohio University Considers MANDATORY Re-Education Classes For Smokers

8:31 AM 07/16/2014

Officials at Ohio University are considering mandatory classes for students who get caught smoking on campus as part of a draconian ban on smoking for the upcoming 2015-2016 academic year.

Christian College Expels Student Over Lesbian Marriage

8:45 AM 07/14/2014

A student at a Christian university in Oklahoma is upset because she got kicked out of school when school officials saw the pictures of her same-sex marriage she posted on Facebook.

Feminists Rage Over ‘Football 101 for Women’ Clinic At University Of Colorado

8:17 AM 07/14/2014

The University of Colorado Boulder has offered a clinic called "Football 101 for Women" since sometime when Bill Clinton was president. Some feminist alumni recently found out about it. Now, they are mad.

Eric Holder Gets Serious About Limiting Speech, Investigates Obama Outhouse Parade Float

8:06 AM 07/14/2014

The U.S. Department of Justice is investigating a float that appeared at the annual Fourth of July parade in the small town of Norfolk, Neb. because the float featured a blue flatbed truck carrying a zombie-looking mannequin in overalls on the door of an outhouse labeled "OBAMA PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY."