The Daily Caller

‘Personally, I think of buying new jeans the way most people think of retirement savings’

On the bloodlust of Judeo-Christian troglodytes and the notable paucity of Labash imagery

I think we’re being too hard on tablets. They are just another symptom of the underlying disease

‘I’m taking this opportunity to bash the most overpraised singer of this generation’

Is employing the services of a prostitute a mortal sin on a par with keeping fish?

It’s your job to like your friend, not your friend’s smelly lover

The fish you will catch in southwest Virginia exist outside of time

We need more men who are not intimidated by long odds

If Chris Christie is against gay marriage, why does he keep hitting on Bruce Springsteen?

For most of us, it’s really hard not to watch calamity unfold

Easy, dear reader. I’ve been out and about

‘I’m generally predisposed toward Republicans. Not because I like them, particularly.’

‘Without your ilk taking up so much unfashionable space throughout America, hipsters might choose to live everywhere. … A grateful nation thanks you’

‘Exhibiting rudeness and ignorance is part of our reporter training’

‘Kicking ass. Taking names. Handing those names over to Homeland Security, as a patriot/hero in the War on Terror’

‘Building things isn’t for everyone, and fly tying isn’t either’

‘After all the affectionate eulogizing and hit-obituaries, those five people still have to get down to the hard business of living’

‘When you had relations with the woman, she was still a woman. End of story. We can’t be held responsible for our lovers’ secret desires’

Also, the Stephen Stills philosophy of fly fishing: ‘If you can’t catch the fish you love, catch the fish you’re with’