A report published Tuesday claimed that women love the “babygirl” vibe, so it’s no wonder they can’t get a real man.
Apparently the term “babygirl” is only applicable to men who are “sweet, charming, a bit bashful, and seemingly in touch with their feminine side, ready to talk about their feelings or carry a purse to brunch at any point,” according to the New York Post. And ladies, if this is your type of man, I hope you’re ready for a lifetime of disappointment and cringe. Also, you might have a thing for gay men.
Examples of “babygirl” boys include actors Jacob Elordi, Pedro Pascal and Timothee Chalamet, none of whom look like they could do anything useful that real men can do, but their faces are very symmetrical. So, if you’re superficial AF and probably as equally useless as these three, you might be a “babygirl” gal.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – JANUARY 15: (L-R) Pedro Pascal presents the Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series award for “Succession” to Matthew Macfadyen onstage during the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards at Peacock Theater on January 15, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
TOPSHOT – Chilean-US actor Pedro Pascal poses in the press room with the award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series for “The Last of Us” during the 30th Annual Screen Actors Guild awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, February 24, 2024. (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – JANUARY 15: (L-R) Pedro Pascal and Lux Pascal attend the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards at Peacock Theater on January 15, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – FEBRUARY 24: Pedro Pascal accepts the Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series award for “The Last of Us’’ onstage during the 30th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at Shrine Auditorium and Expo Hall on February 24, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
It’s really sad that young people, particularly Gen Z, think that “babygirl” is a compliment, according to Today. Surely this terminology is just a positive spin on the Millennial “fuck boy”? This same demographic of “sweet, charming” (sociopathic, sex-obsessed losers with mummy issues) boys are always ready to “talk about their feelings” but they are about as useful as a chocolate brake disc when it comes to living in the real world.
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And since when is a man carrying a purse a “solution” to toxic masculinity? Is there literally anything more toxic than a man who doesn’t actually act like a man and expects women to be okay with them being softies? Women give birth to babies, we don’t need to date them.
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA – NOVEMBER 14: Jacob Elordi attends the Los Angeles Premiere Of MGM’s “Saltburn” at The Theatre at Ace Hotel on November 14, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA – NOVEMBER 14: Jacob Elordi attends the Los Angeles Premiere Of MGM’s “Saltburn” at The Theatre at Ace Hotel on November 14, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – OCTOBER 06: (L-R) Cailee Spaeny and Jacob Elordi attend the red carpet for “Priscilla” during the 61st New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on October 06, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images for FLC)
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – OCTOBER 06: Jacob Elordi and Cailee Spaeny take part in SiriusXM’s Town Hall with the cast of ‘Priscilla’ hosted by Andy Cohen at SiriusXM Studios on October 06, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM)
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – OCTOBER 06: Cailee Spaeny, producer Youree Henley, Jacob Elordi , costume designer Stacey Battat and production designer Tamara Deverell attend the 61st New York Film Festival – “Priscilla” Press Conference at Walter Reade Theater on October 06, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for FLC)
Listen ladies, there is a big difference between dating a man who isn’t scared of his feelings, and dating a man who wears sequins, a purse, maybe more make-up than you and acts like a freaking drama queen (eg: all male actors, as far as my lived experience goes). (RELATED: Ignore The Redpill Morons — Real Men Don’t Want To Date Useless Bimbos)
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – FEBRUARY 21: (L-R) Director Denis Villeneuve, Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya attend the press conference for “Dune: Part Two” on February 21, 2024 in Seoul, South Korea. (Photo by Chung Sung-Jun/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND – FEBRUARY 15: Timothée Chalamet and Zendaya attend the World Premiere of “Dune: Part Two” in Leicester Square on February 15, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – FEBRUARY 25: Timothée Chalamet attends the “Dune: Part Two” premiere at Lincoln Center on February 25, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – FEBRUARY 22: Timothee Chalamet attends the “Dune: Part Two” Seoul Premiere on February 22, 2024 in Seoul, South Korea. (Photo by Chung Sung-Jun/Getty Images)
If you’re one of the many, many, many single girls out there today, I beg you to bail on boys like this and find yourself someone with a blue collar job, rough hands and a sense of self-worth. It might take a minute for him to open up, but it’ll be the best thing ever when he does.
